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John and Sprite - Fake or real? Either way, Harry didn't take his mic off when he expressed his desire to insert his penis into someone he met ten seconds ago, and that's just fantastic.

Everyone either breaks up or should break up on Love in Paradise, as is tradition.

(No song this week)

Opening 0 - 8:30
Evuhdens 8:30 - 17:30
Perfect Match 17:30 - 36
UK 36 - 1:14:30
LiP 1:14:30 - End


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Enjoy our debut song “Mykal Run Oft” at the end of the episode. 
John doubled down on calling Thais' friend a sl*t; Ashley tries to buy a birthday cake for Manuel that says "f*ck you"; Gino (maybe) jacks off to beauty pageant footage (according to Jasmine) that he took on his iPhone (allegedly).

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I can't really remember what happened this episode.... I think John doubled down on calling Thais' friend a sl*t; Ashley tries to buy a birthday cake for Manuel that says "f*ck you"; Gino jacks off to beauty pageant footage he took on his iPhone (allegedly).

DID HARRY KISS MELINDA? DO WE CARE?

And for your listening enjoyment, please find the full song "MyKal Run Oft" to close out out. Twice.

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Kim didn't watch House of the Dragon and my entire evening is RUINED. And some people acted like fucking morons I think, I don't really remember much after that point. I think something about making eggs but with jizzing?

Timestamps:

0:00 - 9:45 - Opening thoughts
9:45 - 24:30 - EVUHDENS and a failed what's Kyle not watching
24:30 - 1:04:00 - LIP
The rest - UK

OLDIE by Kyle and Suno.ai

She came from across the sea
An Old gray woman will make her plea
Met a boy with no charm or grace
But tradition she had to face

his parents storm and shout
"A FUCKING OLDIE!" they scream and pout
Already married can't you see
But love knows no boundary

[AN ENTIRE FUCKING CHORUS IN HINDI THE AI HALLUCINATED]

She dances to a bhangra off beat
In a saree she doesnt look neat
Old-school love in a young man's world
Nose floss string slowly unfurled

Gossip in the lanes of town
"DAMN! SHE F****N OLD!!!" parents frown
Sumit would never be the same
Buying broccoli isnt a game

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Father Emily negotiates the bride price down to $1.50 USD; Sophie and Rob fight more; Gino and Jasmine decide that fighting is bad (again) and then go dress shopping.

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Father Emily negotiates the bride price down to $1.50 USD; Sophie and Rob fight more; Gino and Jasmine decide that fighting is bad (again) and then go dress shopping.
Can we talk about Perfect Match now?

Timestamps:
0:00 - 9:00 - Opening thoughts
9:00 - 33:40 - Evuhdens
33:40 - 46:00 - Rob, Sophie & Claire
46:00 - 56:45 - Gino, Jasmine
56:45 - 1:01:45 - Kobe, Emily, Family Emily
1:01:45 - 1:17:20 - Patrick, Thais, John, Carlos, Jose
1:17:20 - 1:18:40 - Closing thoughts
1:18:40 - End - Perfect Match


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