Dudes Talking Hommus: The Tournament For The Alpha Chickpea Dudes Talking Hommus

Well here we are.  This is the end, the end my friends, the end.  It's all boiled down to BCO and ZAAAAAAA'atar to battle for the right to say "I am the Alpha Chickpea, beyatch" or "King Kong aint got dip on me!" or "huh, look at that, I won". 

Meg and Tony, this was a wonderful journey we went on.  We had some good days and some better days.  We shared a few 40's and danced to some Miley Cyrus.  Too bad there won't be any more podcasts to send secret messages to each other with....... Tony, get on it.  



K BYE!

Lucky you, we get another episode of DTH.  These usually go right to Meg and Tony but this one I'm going to address to the Hommus Heads in case anyone wants to get involved in the finals voting.  We need your help!  We won't be putting a poll on Instagram to collect votes for the winner between BCO and Za'atar.  Instead, well need you to submit your vote before Sunday, October 25th.  To vote, go out and get Cedars BCO and Za'atar hommus, record yourself testing the flavors, send the recording to us.  Boom.  Done.  You can record a video in Instagram and tag @DudesTalkingHommus.  You can record a video or audio on your phone and email it to DudesTalkingHommus@gmail.com.  We will put every submission we get into the episode so here's your chance to get on a podcast!  If you're looking for a more intimate experience (cat noise) we will be opening the zoom call that we record the episode on to all the Hommus Heads.  It will be either Monday, the 26th, or Tuesday the 27th.  We will let you know the date and Zoom ID.  

Za'atar, Garlic and an interview with the VP of Marketing at Cedar's (heard of it?).  It's a great interview and you would be dumb not to listen to it!  BUT, since no one reads these, as proven by the last handful of episodes, let's cut to it.  Tony, whats your podcast going to be about?  Hot stuff because you're a hot guy?  The power of 40s during Celtics half time?  That one time we went biking?  Anything can be a podcast!!!  DouceRulz Media is on its way!!!  As always, if you are reading this and you aren't Meg or Tony, let me know!!  Email dudestalkinghommus@gmail.com or DM us on Instagram @DudesTalkingHommus and maybe you'll get a special message!

You guys get it!  If I screamed THE LIBYANS you would know what I'm talking about.  Dang it all the heck Meg and Tony I'm sick and tired of these millenials not know the references to 80s and early 90s movies that I make!  First Rookie of the Year, now Back To The Future?!  LIKE, WHAT HAVE YOU SEEN!  I do it for you two, just like these episode descriptions because you're the only ones who read them.  I need validate myself though, so here's a part of the Back To The Future script.

Doc: They found me, I don't know how but they found me. Run for it, Marty.

Marty: Who, who?

Doc: Who do you think, the Libyans. ----- SEE

Marty: Holy shit.

Doc: Unroll their fire.

Marty: Doc, wait. No, bastards.



K have a great Thursday Meg and Tony.  As always, if anyone else reads these send and email to dudestalkinghommus@gmail.com or DM us at @dudestalkinghommus.  I expect to hear nothing, so I'll see you two next week!



Luv ya byeeeeee

If you or someone you know struggles with Venereal Harissa please reach out to your closest SDTB.  We don't need to struggle alone.  

M is for the way you M at me.  E is for the way you E at me.  G is very very extra Ginarry.  T is a letter that starts with Tony and Meg.  (to the tune of that song that goes like L is for the way you look at me)



I don't know, I tried, definitely didn't work out.  Here are the lyrics to the Friends theme song to make up for it.  

So no one told you life was gonna be this way
Your job's a joke, you're broke
Your love life's DOA
It's like you're always stuck in second gear
When it hasn't been your day, your week, your month
Or even your year, but

I'll be there for you
(When the rain starts to pour)
I'll be there for you
(Like I've been there before)
I'll be there for you
('Cause you're there for me too)

You're still in bed at ten
And work began at eight
You've burned your breakfast
So far, things are going great
Your mother warned you there'd be days like these
But she didn't tell you when the world has brought
You down to your knees that

I'll be there for you
(When the rain starts to pour)
I'll be there for you
(Like I've been there before)
I'll be there for you
('Cause you're there for…

Garden Veggie Vs Sundried Tomato Basil yada yada yada. Hey Meg and Tony, you guys want to hear some of Nolan’s favorite jokes?

How many toes does a fish have? Zero

Once upon a time, the end.

I say I love you, he says "I'm gonna throw you in the trash".

Whats a dog?  HAHAHAHA

I'm gonna fight your face then feed you ice cream.

Anything with or around the poop is a winner for him.  Meg those are right up your alley.

Hope you enjoyed them!  Have a great Thursday!

If anyone other then Meg and Tony read this send an email to dudestalkinghommus@gmail.com or DM us @dudestalkinghommus.  Even though I'm pretty sure its just those two and Jacquie.  Hey Jacquie.  #FORTAWESOME4LYFE