S1E12: A Man and a Blindfolded Woman Walk into a Bar Back to Reality

Let Sean’s prophesized BLOODBATH™ begin, as we watch Survivor, Season 1 Episode 12: ‘Death of an Alliance.’ For some reason, Jordan thinks he knows a lot about headhunting rituals (weird…) and Kelly dominates the game by playing in the mud and doing a bad Blair Witch parody. Johnny, tell’er what she’s won! An unseasoned pasta dinner and an ice-cold Bud Light at the local Borneo watering hole.

Rudy doesn’t know…