This Week in Sparkling Water M. Joakim Eriksson

This week, we're cracking open an ice-cold can from Spindrift.

Like always, we dissect sobriety over a tall glass of sparkling water. This week: Blood Orange by Soleil, Lemon Ginger Sparkling Water Beverage by Trader Joe's and a metal bottle that says KŌPŪ.

This is a retrospective of every time my face has felt ugly. Water of the week is two zero sugar flavors of Clearly Canadian: Tropical Splash and Citrus Medley.

I just paid that parking ticket. Finally. Water of the week is Grapefruit from Rambler.

What is really happening here? Well, water of the week is De La Calle Tropical Ponche Tepache.

This episode is obviously a companion piece to last week's episode, but stop me if you've heard this story before. I'm not kidding. If you've already heard this story, please interrupt and tell me. I am so very afraid of repeating myself and that fear is triggered here, because I simply can't remember. Did we already cover all of this? Have we been here before? This place looks familiar, but I'm not sure. Perhaps, to get over my fear, I should tell the same story every week for a year, each time finding a new way to tell it, each time telling it a little bit more boring and a little bit more amazing. Water of the week is Blackberry Lemon-flavored Functional Seltzer with adaptogens and nootropics from Hiyo.