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Little did you know you'll have to wait through 40 minutes of random other things before you get to hear about the ear flushing.

Join us for a 10 year retrospective with Anthony

SpongeBob: Plankton cheated.
Plankton: Cheated?! [To Neptune] Hold on there, baldy! [Neptune turns off the light in his trident. To SpongeBob] Oh, grow up. What, you think this is a game of kickball on the playground? You never had a chance to defeat me, fool! And you know why?
SpongeBob: Because you cheated?
Plankton: [Dumbfounded for a second] No, not because I cheated. Because I'm an evil genius! And you're just a kid. A stupid kid! [He and his slaves laugh]
SpongeBob: I guess you're right, Plankton. I am just a kid.
Plankton: Of course I'm right. Okay, Neptune, time to kill.
SpongeBob: And you know, I've been through a lot in the past six days, five minutes, twenty-seven-and-a-half seconds. And if I've learned anything during that time, It's that you are who you are.
Plankton: That's right. Okay, Neptune...
SpongeBob: And no amount of mermaid magic... [Turns to Mindy, who looks down sadly] ...or managerial promotion... [Turns to the frozen Mr. Krabs] ...or some other third thing... can make me anything more than what I really am inside: A kid.
Plankton: That's great. Now, get back against the wall.
SpongeBob: [over microphone] But that's okay!
Plankton: What? What's going on?
SpongeBob: Because I did what everyone said a kid couldn't do! I made it to Shell City, and I beat the Cyclops, and I rode the Hasselhoff, and I brought the crown back!
Plankton: All right, we get the point....
SpongeBob: So, yeah, I'm a kid. [Dry ice smoke surrounds Plankton, and a spotlight falls on SpongeBob] And I'm also a goofball. And a wing nut. And a Knucklehead McSpazatron!
Plankton: [coughs from the smoke] What's going on here?
SpongeBob: But most of all, I'm... [he swipes his arm]
Plankton: Okay, settle down. Take it easy.
SpongeBob: I'm... I'm...
Plankton: What the scallop?!
SpongeBob: I'm a goofy Goober! Rock!

It might not be completely cold turkey though. Also we talk about how they burn the shark on camera in the opening to soul surfer.

Possibly the most cringey episode of the podcast, Anthony talks about picking up the pieces and starting again. Also some news articles and more camp stuff, and chasing the dragons of previous experiences.



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Join your host Anthonio Bandarez on another exciting adventure. This week he spends like 10 minutes talking about basically nothing and a steam deck, 15 more minutes doing a weird tournament for seating apparatuses, and then finally gets to the normal content. If you enjoy the weird new stuff be sure to let us know, otherwise skip to the 24ish minute mark to get to the juicy stuff.