Kick Offs and Kick Ons SHTN Enterprises

This week on The KOKO Show the lads bring you two legendary rugby guests, one from yesteryear and the other currently doing his thing in the world of footy. Our first guest that joined us live in the studio is a long streak of pelican you know what, one of the greatest Kiwi players of all time and for over ten years was a real pain in the Wallabies’ butts. He is the know-it-all from the North Island, New Zealand's lanky lineout lothario and he is the man that got bail after one too many an ale, it is the one and only Mr Ali Williams.
It has always been this show's mission statement, what is better than one big bastard? That's right, two massive bastards.
So, all the way from the Queensland Reds inner sanctum we bring you the Gunnedah Goliath, one half of the ‘Brisbane Bash Brothers’ and a man that has more try assists than hairs on his head, it is of course Mr Harry ‘the future’ Wilson.
We know what you are thinking, what else can these pricks pack into one show? Alas, not only do we shower you with wagyu grade talent, we serve up a full Rugby Roundup, a smattering of news from north of the invisible line and we preview the Super(b) Rugby Quarter-Finals.
Last, but certainly the most important, thanks to our new headline sponsor Polo Ralph Lauren brought to us by MYER we get the lads and their sloppy rigs to hit the catwalk for another edition of our new and very dapper segment ‘Match Fit’.
So sit back and relax, slip into your favourite preppy yet sporty fit, adorn your shoulders with a glorious knit and tune into KOKO as we talk footy and shit. It’s time for Kick Offs and Kick Ons.

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This week The KOKO Show’s extra content comes in the form of a sit down interview between roommates.
That's right all the way from San Diego we have a new little segment entitled ‘Bits with Gits'. Matt ‘Goitan’ Giteau sits down with Former English frontrower, emerging grime rapper and one of the Legion’s assistant coaches, Mr Alex Corbisiero.
We know what you are thinking, what do a fly half and prop talk about when stuck in a studio together, just watch as we unearth the perfect odd couple. They chinwag about Corb’s career, his musical prowess, the art of scrummaging and there are some COSMO questions to round it out.
So put up your hammock, kick off your flip flops and fix yourself a spicy marg, get ready for the first, but certainly not the last installment of ‘Bits with Gits’.
Big thanks to Polo Ralph Lauren for their support and remember you can buy everything you saw on the show from you local MYER or online - https://www.myer.com.au/b/Polo%20Ralph%20Lauren
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This week on the KOKO show we are proud to announce our new headline sponsor Polo Ralph Lauren in connection with our dear friends at MYER. With the lights burning bright on the show we are now able to afford some A-grade guests, so this week we have lined up an absolute cracker. This man is one of Aussie Rugby’s most exciting players, with footwork and ball skills that leave opposing players tied up like German soft pretzels. He burst onto the scene in the mid 2000’s as the prodigy to end all prodigies, and boy he didn’t disappoint. That is right, this week we are joined by Brissy’s boxing bad boy, the quick, the quiet and the quirky, Mr Quade Cooper.
Plus, with Polo Ralph Lauren as our new sponsor we are rolling out a brand new segment called ‘Match Fit’, where we break down the boy’s looks for the show and have a deep dive into their aesthetic choices and fashion forward vibes. We also deliver all the fan favourites, as we unpack the penultimate round of the Super(b) Rugby regular season, we debrief on another disappointing Wallaroos showing, we have a ‘Social Snitches’ that turns back time and finally we give some love to our Northern Hemisphere legends after an epic Champions Cup Final. 
We are the gift that can now give more, as we have a true blue chip headline sponsor to back our shenanigans, so sit back relax and ask yourself the age old question “Do you think I can rock a turtleneck sweater this winter?” It’s now time for Kick Offs and Kick Ons.   
TIMESTAMPS:
00:00 - START OF THE SHOW
00:16 - HEADLINE SPONSOR ANNOUNCEMENT
01:19 - INTRODUCE THE BOYS
04:24 - HEALTH CHECK WITH THE BOYS
06:55 - SWOOP’S PACKING POSITANO’S PEBBLES
08:48 - DREW FLYING ON A PRIVATE JET
10:31 - SAN DIEGO LEGION UPDATE
12:38 - ‘MATCH FIT’ BROUGHT TO YOU BY POLO RALPH LAUREN
16:03 - SOCIAL SNITCHES
21:09 - RUGBY ROUNDUP SEGMENT
24:08 - ADDING TOM WRIGHT TO THE HALFWAY WALLABIES XV
31:13 - ADDING THE JUNKYARD DOG TO THE HALFWAY WALLABIES XV
36:57 - SUPER SIZZLERS BROUGHT TO YOU BY BEEFEATER
41:07 - WALLAROOS V BLACK FERNS DEBRIEF
43:04 - NORTHERN HEMISPHERE LEGENDS SEGMENT
52:18 - INTRODUCE QUADE COOPER
55:48 - QUADE TALKING ABOUT JAPAN AND THE SEASON JUST GONE
58:20 - QUADE ON PLAYING WITH WILL GENIA AGAIN
59:00 - QUADE ON JAPAN RUGBY GROWING THE GAME
01:02:59 - PROF ASKING QUADE ABOUT LIFE IN JAPAN AND THE ONSEN CULTURE
01:06:50 - QUADE ON HIS RUGBY FUTURE
01:07:50 - QUADE ON LEARNING TO LOVE TRAINING
01:11:33 - QUADE ON MISSING THE RWC AND WALLABIES FUTURE
01:14:07 - QUADE ON THE IMPORTANCE OF SENIOR PLAYERS IN A SQUAD
01:17:06 - WHICH YOUNG 10 WOULD QUADE PICK FOR THE WALLABIES?
01:18:24 - START ONE, BENCH ONE AND DROP ONE - THE QUADE EDITION
01:24:50 - THE KOKO QUIZ WITH QUADE COOPER
01:35:34 - QUADE ON HIS LOVE OF CLOTHES AND HIS BRAND SHOSAI
01:36:57 - PROF ASKS THE BOYS IF THEY THINK QUADE WILL BE IN THE WALLABIES
01:37:12 - POLO RALPH LAUREN PLUG
01:39:09 - FAREWELLS AND CLOSE OF THE SHOW
Big thanks to Polo Ralph Lauren for their support and remember you can buy everything you saw on the show from you local MYER or online - https://www.myer.com.au/b/Polo%20Ralph%20Lauren
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We want more! We want more! Ok we heard you, you crazy bastards. So this week we are debuting some extra content for you KOKO Show loving truffle pigs.
We present ‘Prof’s Pick And Let’s Effing Go’ and this week Prof sits down with our very own Drew Mitchell to get into all the nooks and crannies of what was a glittering single ‘g’ career.
In this segment we get to peek behind the curtain and into the beautiful mind and footy history of one of Aussie rugby’s best blokes and greatest players.
So please sit back, take your 6pm No-Doz and wash it down with a stiff rumbo and cola as you enjoy a little extra KOKO lovin’. It’s time for Prof’s Pick And Let's Effing Go’.  

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This week on The KOKO Show we are coming to you from all corners of the globe, Prof and Biv are in the studio in Sydney, Gits is lighting it up in San Diego and Holiday Swoop is bringing the heat all the way from Positano in Italy.
Much like a sunset kissing the top of an Amalfi village, this episode will make you feel things in the deepest and darkest corners of your pleasure department. Without a guest this week we welcome you inside the KOKO Dojo of Chaotic Mojo for some serious laughs and hardcore banter.
We break down all things Super(b) Rugby in the ‘Rugby Roundup Segment’, the lads serve you up a beautifully al dente ‘Northern Hemisphere Legends’ segment and there is of course a signature slice of ‘Social Snitches'.
For all you massive rugby nerds in the ‘KOKO-sphere’ the boys give you their hot-takes on the new law changes coming into the game in July, as we give you a very comprehensive dose of ‘What's Drewing?’
To finish the show we give you the fight you have all been waiting for, so throw out Fury v Usyk and disregard Ali v Frazier, as we present Tommy v Hugo in the Powerhouse Production Knee Wrestle of the Century.
So please sit back and enjoy this limoncello fueled mechanical bull ride of a show with some fava beans and a bottle of Chianti, because it is time for Kick Offs and Kick Ons.
TIMESTAMPS:
00:00 - INTROS
07:58 - SETTING UP THE FIGHT BETWEEN HUGO AND TOM
12:37 - MERCH PLUG
13:05 - SOCIALS PLUG
13:41 - WHAT IS GITS LIKE POST LOSS
14:20 - SOCIAL SNITCHES
16:30 - 2010 BARBARIANS FOLLOW UP STORY
23:18 - RUGBY ROUND UP SEGMENT
43:05 - ITALIAN GOD SALVETORE MAKES A CAMEO WITH SWOOP
48:36 - SUPER SIZZLER BROUGHT TO YOU BY BEEFEATER (https://www.appliancesonline.com.au/brand/beefeater)
58:13 - WHAT'S DREWING? SEGMENT - THE NEW RUGBY LAWS
01:07:40 - WALLAROOS V USA INTERNATIONAL REVIEW
01:08:37 - NORTHERN HEMISPHERE LEGENDS
01:11:10 - TEASING OUR NEW KOKO WEBSITE COMING SOON!
01:13:51 - MERCH/SOCIAL PLUG
01:14:11 - THE PRODUCER FIGHT
01:18:03 - GOODBYES AND CLOSE OF THE SHOW
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This week on The KOKO Show the lads go wall to wall footy with a couple of cheeky yarns sprinkled into the mix. We deliver a comprehensive ‘Rugby Roundup’ segment unpacking and unfurling Round 12 of the Super(b) Rugby, illuminating the teams that are in the hunt for glory and the others that can start preparing for a debaucherous Mad Monday.
With this in mind the lads don their outdoor aprons armed with their lucky tongs and serve you guys a smokey and saucy selection of ‘Super Sizzlers’, thanks to our friends at BeefEater and AppliancesOnline. We also dive into the unfortunate result for the Wallaroos in their first test match of the year, as they went down to the maple syrup crushing Canadians in Sydney.
However, this week our piste de resistance is currently considered a ‘Northern Hemisphere Legend’, but really is a Southern Hemi Sensation. This man is widely considered as one of the greatest centres the rugby world has ever seen, a man so bold he refuses to get old, with nicknames like ‘The Tank’ and ‘The Rock’ opposing player often felt liquid filling their sock. This man is a gentleman and a scholar so please stand up and holla, yes of course, it is the one and only Mr Ma’a Nonu.
So sit back, get yourself a plate with all the fixings and slip into your Sunday best as we spread another ‘Two-Time’ RWC champ across your soundwaves. That's right, it’s time for Kick Offs and Kick Ons.
TIMECODES:
00:00 - HELLO AND WELCOME
01:58 - INTRODUCE THE BOYS / HOW WERE THE WEEKENDS
04:20 - DREW PLAYING IN AN ADF RUGBY MATCH WITH FAMILY
10:58 - MERCHANDISE AND SOCIAL PLUGS
11:58 - INTRODUCE MA’A NONU
14:31 - THE LEGION WERE DISAPPOINTED THAT GITS CAME AND THEN LEFT
16:22 - WHAT DID GITS AND MA’A DO IN THE BYE WEEK
17:37 - MA’A RANKS THE TOUGHEST CLUB LEAGUES IN THE WORLD
22:10 - MA’A TALKING ABOUT PLAYING WITH JONAH
26:23 - MA’A PLAYING WITH DREW AND GITS IN TOULON
29:29 - TALKING ABOUT MA’A’S INTERNATIONAL CAREER
ALL FOUR BOYS PLAYING FOR THE BARBARIANS TOGETHER
34:58 - 2015 WORLD CUP FINAL CHAT NZ V AUSTRALIA
40:20 - START ONE, BENCH ON AND DROP ONE WITH MA’A
41:13 - SOCIAL SNITCHES
44:16 - THE KOKO QUIZ WITH MA’A
52:13 - NORTHERN HEMISPHERE LEGENDS
57:23 - RUGBY ROUND UP SEGMENT
01:14:14 - SUPER SIZZLER SEGMENT BROUGHT TO YOU BY BEEFEATER
01:19:51 - WHAT’S DREWING?
01:23:20 - WALLAROOS V CANADA REVIEW
01:25:30 - GOODBYES AND SOCIAL/MERCH PLUGS
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