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Zero Blog Thirty is a military podcast presented by Barstool  Sports that's listenable for the most crusty of veterans, the bootest of boots, or people who have never touched a weapon in their life. Through the eyes of enlisted Marines and a West Point trained officer, Zero Blog Thirty is like sitting at the online-bar of the VFW and having a virtual cold one with your buddies.

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Zero Blog Thirty is a military podcast presented by Barstool  Sports that's listenable for the most crusty of veterans, the bootest of boots, or people who have never touched a weapon in their life. Through the eyes of enlisted Marines and a West Point trained officer, Zero Blog Thirty is like sitting at the online-bar of the VFW and having a virtual cold one with your buddies.

    ZBT #288: What Happened In Beirut?

    ZBT #288: What Happened In Beirut?

    We have six rounds today to help carry you into an awesome weekend.

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    ROUND 1: A Court Ruled Against a Soldier Who Says He Was Forced to Retire Due to Religious Beliefs, but we must ask… Is being an asshole really a religion?

    ROUND 2: A pair of explosions, the second much bigger than the first, struck the city of Beirut early Tuesday evening, killing at least 100 people, wounding more than 4,000 and causing widespread damage. We’ll go over the who, what, when, where & why.

    ROUND 3: U up? “Well they can’t see you - get down! Booty calls on hold, for the love of God!” That’s the message to troops in Japan right now as COVID puts a damper on sweet, sweet lovin’ out there.

    ROUND 4: Cue the eyerolls from Kate - because someone has finally made edible crayons specifically for Marines to eat.

    Round 5: Novelist Brad Thor joins the show to talk about his weird brain, war games, and how he keeps the ideas fresh and realistic.

    ROUND 6: A sailor terribly harassed for years after being labelled a Blue Falcon has finally been exonerated after the Navy corrected a story. Long overdue!

    • 1 hr 29 min
    ZBT #287: The Marine AAV Accident + Navy SEAL Museum Dog Attack

    ZBT #287: The Marine AAV Accident + Navy SEAL Museum Dog Attack

    Another great episode to get your week started.

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    Round 1: The Space Force is Semper Supra goofin to infinity and beyond and because of one airman who doesn’t sound like a big ole nerd boy at all. He’s a laser tag referee and a possible future boyfriend for Kate because he’s also a magician!

    Do you guys know what a Marine Magician says?

    Round 2: The Navy SEAL Museum is in hot water and it’s not because someone wrote an unauthorized book this time. Somehow, some dummies thought dressing a decoy like Colin Kapernick was a good idea. Spoiler alert: it wasn’t.

    Round 3: Would you become a penis garden if asked by your country? It’s worth exploring.

    Round 4: There was a tragic incident involving a Marine AAV and we’ll give you some of the details about that.

    Round 5: Coronavirus has turned normal events into bizarre experiences. I experienced one this weekend.

    • 57 min
    ZBT #286: Horrible Living Conditions On Marine Corps Bases

    ZBT #286: Horrible Living Conditions On Marine Corps Bases

    Happy Friday! Got a wonderful off the rails episode for you to carry you gently into the weekend.

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    ROUND 1: Nothing good seems to come from the land of military TikToks and that’s certainly the case with one that made the illustrious New York Post this week for a MAJOR safety violation

    ROUND 2: A Marine living off-base at Camp Lejeune was willing to put his career on the line when he saw the conditions his fellow devil-dogs were stuck under in the barracks. Mold, boiling temps, broken facilities. Will his viral Facebook post save the day or get him in deep trouble?

    ROUND 3: A $1 TRILLION spending package has been proposed in the Senate that’s meant to tackle economic fallout from COVID-19… so uh what’s up with $30 BILLION worth of draft items tucked in there for the military?

    Round 4: Michel Paridis who wrote a book! WOW

    ROUND 5: An Ohio HVAC company is offering its services to President Trump after an errant Tweet. They played it pretty… cool if you ask us.

    ROUND 6: Zero Blog Thirty has been around for 285 episodes. Nearly 4 years. 1,422 days. Something happened this week that has never happened in the history of the show and we are NOT happy about it

    • 1 hr 25 min
    ZBT #285: Chainsaw Goofin With Weaponized Baboons

    ZBT #285: Chainsaw Goofin With Weaponized Baboons

    Fresh and hot episode full of creamy goodness.

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    ROUND 1: Are weaponized baboons attacking tourists at a drive-through zoo in the UK? We’d sure like to think so!

    ROUND 2: One soldier is injured after an M1 Abrams main battle tank accidently fired on another tank during a training exercise at Fort Bliss. If you’re in the area watch out for an enormous ball of shit rolling downhill after this one.

    ROUND 3: The Chinese Consulate General in Houston has been ordered to close following allegations of spying, but we’re sure they’re totally innocent despite burning a ton of documents in their courtyard the other day.

    ROUND 4: The Marine Corps Marathon has been cancelled for 1st time in 45 years and we’re only telling you this because Kate wants to remind you she ran it once.

    • 59 min
    ZBT #284: Don't Yell "F*ck Trump" In Uniform

    ZBT #284: Don't Yell "F*ck Trump" In Uniform

    Off The Rails Friday Episode
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    ROUND 1: Robin Williams would have turned 69 years old this week. He made six USO tours to Iraq, Afghanistan, and 11 other countries, and performed for 90,000 troops. We’ll tell some of those tales on today’s show.

    ROUND 2: Getting political in uniform is a no-no. Yelling “Fuck Trump” in uniform? An even bigger no-no, which one sailor found out this week as she became the center of a viral video out of Ventura, California.

    ROUND 3: What the ever-loving-fuck is going on at Fort Hood?

    ROUND 4: One of the more unspoken wounds of our wars in Iraq & Afghanistan is brought to light by a couple speaking about what happens after a service member sustains injuries to their genitals. The good news, you can adapt, improvise and still cum.
    https://www.vice.com/en_us/article/4ayqvd/lost-some-of-my-genitalia-at-war-how-i-have-sex

    ROUND 5: Kate went on a military porn deep dive & found one for each branch and boyyyy are one of them hornier than the rest… my goodness

    • 1 hr 16 min
    ZBT #283: Navy SEAL defects to Starbucks + Badass Of The Week

    ZBT #283: Navy SEAL defects to Starbucks + Badass Of The Week

    A bit of a lighter episode to ease into the week. Tons of fun though.

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    Round 1: CoronaKarenSeal gets super upset at a coffee shop and threatens to take his business to Starbucks where he’ll order a cold brew with as many shots of espresso as the Seal Team that he was on in 2009… that’s 7 shots of espresso because he was on Seal Team 7.

    Round 2: A young, fresh devil puppy makes me wet with his sleeves. That’s it. That’s the round.

    Round 3: We haven’t done this segment in a while but this was a worthwhile cause to bring it back. Badass of the Week makes a return to the podcast.

    Round 4: We aren’t gonna weigh too far into the political campaigns like we did in the last election cycle, but we will give our initial thoughts on some of the candidates in this race.

    Round 5: Coast Guard round-up!

    • 1 hr 2 min

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