Hanksy Panksy Luke Patrick & Sam Siegel

For the last time (hopefully) the boys are being plugged into the Matrix and are taking red pills. That's right, the fellas are taking a look at The Matrix Resurrections, starring our boi Keanu Reeves. Things get pretty wet and wild this week, with topics including: Poop from a butt, the sexy language owl, science fiction word salad, The Moist Boy, SLC Toasters, jumper services and the saddest chair ever invented.

The boys are once again headed to San Dimas, presumably for the final time with Bill & Ted Face the Music, a movie starring Keanu Reeves. This week the chaps are ready to rock out and rock out HARD. Jokes and japes include: Ampersand confusion, Cocomelon home invasion fantasies, the Apple Pleasure Pro, a reclaimed facial hair style and the Countdown Clock.
PS: Here's a link to the album Luke was talking about, for all the cool kids:
https://open.spotify.com/album/0hDe37XgWFyWVYv5BoOQeG

The boys once again are subjected to Toy Story 4, this time with a renewed focus on Keanu Reeve's character, Duke Caboom! Yes, that's right. Things are about to get quite Canadian and extremely plastic up in here. Jokes include: A suggested remedy for sleepiness, more time in the Toyverse, the conundrum that is Forky, a return to the Mouse Hose and the finale of Lone, Leave or Love.

The boys are headed on over to Always Be My Maybe this week, starring a lot of people that aren't Keanu Reeves. But also, Keanu Reeves is here! The chaps have a great watch this time with jokes including: Sam's caffeine journey, dancing while high, Gubi chairs, Luke's new glasses, casting Keanu in any movie and walk-on music for infants.

The boys are once again dipping into the world of high-class assassins and Gun-Fu, this time with John Wick: Chapter 3 - Parabellum. Starring, of course, yer good boi Keanu Reeves. Jokes this week are thick on the ground, with topics including: Book Time with Barry O, the Good Good Book, visiting the VR gun range (and associated nausea), some extremely angry hot dogs, and Tim Robinson goes to church.

Luke gives a quick update on the future of Hanksy Panksy, but don't worry! It's all good news! No goofs this week, just a quick blast of info from the boys. Thanks for being such a lovely audience, and we'll catch you next week with John Wick: Chapter 3!