Moist Lily C. Linguist

“Don’t even think of buggering on my back. If you do, I swear I’ll drop you down the throat of Mt. Batia” We conclude Moist Lilly’s second season and usher in the holidays with a traditional treat about dragon realms, vampires and magically imbued fertility minerals. “All I want for Christmas is my mating stone” by tdynamo duo Brenda Trim & Tami Julka. Mack and her saucy vampire mate Kyran are on a quest to retrieve a missing mating stone, and find themselves in the dragon rea...

On today’s penultimate Season 2 episode of Moist Lily, we shall be partaking in a passage from a most beloved classic, Sennah Tate's Tempting the Tiger. Sloan, a handsome beast and fearsome Tiger shapeshifter unites in amorous congress with Sarah, a besotted witch with unwieldy magics. It’s after hours in the local library, but it is carnal knowledge rather than books which these mystical lovers have come to check out. As the two oscillate their unmentionables, will Sarah finally learn ...

"His mouth ravished hers, his tongue demanding entrance, twining with hers, plundering and mating." On today’s episode of Moist Lily, C. Linguist opens fan mail, is cursed by a delicious, enchanted churro and reads Hebby Roman’s To Dance Again: A steamy Later-in-life contemporary Romance. We commence on two recently reunited lovers, Maricel and Romon. Their once fiery passions of youth reignited once more after so many years. Please note that the following retelling acknowledges th...

"Rub to begin the magic..." On today’s episode of Moist Lily, we have the perverse pleasure of B. Snow’s remarkably rhapsodizing time travel period piece, Emily’s Magical Bejeweled Codpiece. Tom, a museum curator and renaissance jewelry aficionado, finds himself alone with an ancient object of willy warming wonderment and does what any one of us would do...were we to insert ourselves in the situation. Please note that the following retelling acknowledges the existence of sex and in...

"...she licked the weeping head, and the taste of salted caramel burst on her tongue". On today’s episode of Moist Lily, we alight amidst a gorgeously gothic caper, Nancey Cumming’s Taken For Granite. Tas is a gruff and stony faced Gargoyle who, having recently escaped evil corporate captors, joins forces with a single mother who’s down, but far from out. What are the chances that this yummy mummy has something of a soft spot for stoned hearted types ever since her childhood days ...

This Moist Lily Halloween special includes three kooky, spooky, shockingly short stories, guaranteed to chill your bones and curl your toes!We commence in small town scaresville with a liberated, ripe and randy amusement park attendant. Little does she know her fruity fantasies for a dark and preferably squash based lover are about to come true, in Taken by the Pumpkinhead Thing ‘A spooky erotic encounter’ by E.A Jones. Providing us with the meat of this scare sandwich, we brace fo...