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Why do guys just want to f*ck you once then stalk your Instagram forever? Should you ditch the apps and meet people in the wild? How do you get over a breakup when you feel like you're gonna die?

These are all topics discussed on Girls Gotta Eat -- a comedy podcast about dating, sex, and relationships co-hosted by Ashley Hesseltine and Rayna Greenberg.

Girls Gotta Eat Ashley Hesseltine and Rayna Greenberg

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Why do guys just want to f*ck you once then stalk your Instagram forever? Should you ditch the apps and meet people in the wild? How do you get over a breakup when you feel like you're gonna die?

These are all topics discussed on Girls Gotta Eat -- a comedy podcast about dating, sex, and relationships co-hosted by Ashley Hesseltine and Rayna Greenberg.

    Finding Your Greatest Strength with Peloton's Tunde Oyeneyin

    Finding Your Greatest Strength with Peloton's Tunde Oyeneyin

    The positive vibes are off the charts in this episode with Peloton instructor, founder of S.P.E.A.K., and overall inspirational human Tunde Oyeneyin. She shares her fitness journey/body transformation, tips for finding the best workout for you and  staying motivated, and why your mind is your strongest muscle. Tunde also opens up about losing family members and how she healed and propelled herself to where she is today. And we're talking about Beyoncé, Rihanna, and why a red lip can improve your dating life. We're also sharing our thoughts on the Sex and the City reboot. Enjoy!
    Follow Tunde on Instagram @Tune2Tunde and learn more about S.P.E.A.K. at SpeakTunde.com.
    Follow us @GirlsGottaEatPodcast, Rayna @Rayna.Greenberg, and Ashley @AshHess. Check our website for show dates and merchandise.
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    • 1 hr 39 min
    Where Are All the Decent Men? feat. Author Jon Birger

    Where Are All the Decent Men? feat. Author Jon Birger

    There's a reason why there are so many incredible, successful, beautiful women who struggle to find a decent partner, while (*cough* mediocre) men seem to have no problem on the dating scene, and we're deep diving into the data behind this frustrating phenomenon with Jon Birger, author of Date-Onomics and the upcoming book Make Your Move. We discuss how geography plays a part (yes, there are cities/towns where the odds are more in one gender's favor), and how women can widen their dating pool. And we're also chatting about making the first move, how and why to do it, the bad advice women have been given for years, and Jon offers his strategy for finding a compatible partner (spoiler alert: it involves getting off the apps). We also review Bridgerton, debate some sexual language Ashley received, and Rayna reveals her new bush goal.  Enjoy!
    Check out more on Jon at his website, and pre-order his upcoming book Make Your Move. Follow him on Twitter @JonBirger1.
    Follow us on Instagram @GirlsGottaEatPodcast, Ashley @AshHess, and Rayna @Rayna.Greenberg. Check our website for show dates and merchandise.
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    • 1 hr 43 min
    Quitting Drinking and Getting Horny with Nikki Glaser

    Quitting Drinking and Getting Horny with Nikki Glaser

    We're starting 2021 strong with the incomparable, hilarious Nikki Glaser and there's no holding back. We discuss her decision to quit drinking and how she did it, accepting and loving your looks in an appearance-obsessed culture, being DTF but the challenge of finding a guy who gets you horny enough, farting during sex, a**l, new tips for Amazon style sex, and more. We also bring in Andrew Collin to chat about moving to St. Louis to live with Nikki and why he waxed his back beforehand, plus more off-the-rails topics like winter p***y vs. summer p***y. We're also catching up on Rayna's recent sexcapade and Ashley's big dating change for the new year. Hope you enjoy!
    Follow Nikki on Instagram @NikkiGlaser and check her website for more. Follow Andrew @AndrewTCollin.
    Follow us @GirlsGottaEatPodcast, Ashley @AshHess, and Rayna @Rayna.Greenberg. Check our website for show dates and merchandise.
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    • 1 hr 45 min
    2020: F*cked Less, Cried More, Still Laughed

    2020: F*cked Less, Cried More, Still Laughed

    We kicked off 2020 with the episode title/mantra of "Fuck More Cry Less" and well...that took a turn. We're recapping this dumpster fire of a year, but focusing on the lessons learned, positives that came out of it, and all the laughs along the way. We're counting down the Top 10 pop culture moments, revealing our biggest sex surprise of 2020 and sex goals for 2021, and sharing our listeners' thirsty thoughts on our guests from this year as well as their inspiring and hilarious goals for the year to come. We hope you enjoy!
    Follow us on Instagram @GirlsGottaEatPodcast, Ashley @AshHess, and Rayna @Rayna.Greenberg. Check our website for show dates and merchandise.
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    • 1 hr 27 min
    The Truth About Marriage and Motherhood feat. Cat & Nat

    The Truth About Marriage and Motherhood feat. Cat & Nat

    We have the hilarious, refreshingly honest duo Cat and Nat join us to spit some real truths about motherhood and marriage -- everything from feeling lost as a new mom (which is what bonded them together) to why marriage isn't a fairytale (don't worry, they're both happily married). We're also discussing how Covid has changed them forever, how they balance a sex life with 7 kids between them, why you shouldn't look for a "best friend" in the person you marry, and their team of male strippers (spoiler alert: they've stripped for us, too). And we tell a story about something hilarious/embarrassing that happened to Rayna, Ashley recaps her latest date, and we have a slew of recs for you. Enjoy and happy holidays!
    Follow Cat & Nat on Instagram @catandnat and check out their website for more.
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    • 1 hr 32 min
    You Can Change Your Story feat. Therapist/Author Lori Gottlieb

    You Can Change Your Story feat. Therapist/Author Lori Gottlieb

    Free therapy session alert! We are joined by the incredible author/psychotherapist/TED speaker Lori Gottlieb to discuss that big, scary (but it doesn't have to be!) thing called CHANGE. We're chatting with her about changing your patterns when you keep dating the wrong people over and over, the steps to making changes of any kind (small or large), and how to stop beating yourself up over missteps. We also discuss the way we narrate our lives and how to examine your "storytelling" to make positive changes, and share advice for when you're feeling depressed/rejected/anxious. Plus, we're catching up on a recent engagement (hint: one of our exes) and dating guys who have been vaccinated, AND bringing back a hilarious round of Is This Weird? Hope you enjoy!
    Follow Lori on Instagram @LoriGottlieb_author and check her website for her books and more.
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    • 1 hr 45 min

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