Jabbo and the Teeb Proper Rumpus Media

Hello all! I bet you didn't see THIS shit coming, huh? First, a rouge Jabbology and now this?

This was originally supposed to go up behind a paywall, but..well, life. Don't worry, I'll still be taking care of the Patreon folks....You're g9nna be happy, trust me.

Welcome back to a slice of Jabbo and The Teeb. We sat and had a chit chat about Teeb getting investigated for Jan 6 (no bullshit), to the amazing lies we tell about porn l, to...hell, it would be way easier to just have you listen. It's a tad rough, but it's what we do. Lol. A little step into the time machine that started it all. It's not THAT old. It's post Jada Pinkett's book, cause that is talked about. Lol. Have fun, I know we did.

Oh yeah, the show now has a theme song. Lol

Jesus wept...Toaster cried....The Devil is happy....JABBO AND THE MOTHERFUCKING TEEB ARE BACK! It's been a long ass four months, but we are back to doing what we do! Yeah, this is us back to warming up. The insults. The jokes. The constantly mentions of shows that we have all watched TONS of times. The feeling rolls back in right around us discussing the MCU and all the pieces that explain Teeb's absence. Oh, we ain't changed. Especially since you get to hear most of our catching up, mixed with some of the old school flair! Wanna know how ol Teeby poses when he cums? New Scorsese flick? Jabbo admitting that Teeb was RIGHT with a movie choice? Yep, we cover it all. It's just good to be back and boy do we plan on doing this more often. From Threeway Wednesday to Teeby Tuesday, Jabbo and The Teeb is back!

Oh here we go, the part where I tell you it's been ages since we've dropped a Jabbo and The Teeb episode, but who gives a shit. Lol. It's a new Jabbo and The Teeb! It's been way too long and too many projects have been floating around but there is no way the OG show dies! It's been a few weeks and it shows! You know how thus goes....it's crass and it's great. Bad singing abound and all the shit that made Proper Rumpus awesome to begin with.

Jesus wept, ya missed us, didn't ya? Switching to bi monthly didn't change a thing. We are a little older, less wiser, and way more crazy. We are back! Jabbo and The Teeb is back and boy do we have a boner! I wanna fuck the Creed 3 poster. Oops, sorry. We will come back to that. We get it done on this episode. Making up for lost time never felt or sounded this good. Did I mention I wanna fuck the Creed poster? 3? We do it all. MCU. The NEW DCU. The slaughtering of Fraggles. How good is Wig Wam? Majors. Ant Man 3. Teeb wants to open mouth fuck Glenn Powell. How in God's name are we NOT gonna talk about Kanye's dumbass? Come. Listen. Maybe you'll wanna fuck the Creed 3 poster too.

When you have covid like a motherfucker, but you still wanna record, THIS is what you get! Welcome...to the episode that we didn't know if it was gonna happen, since half the house is almost dead as fuck. Jabbo and The Squeeze for ya! Nashon rises outta bed like friggin Frankenstine to sit in on the raunch that you know and love...as a new co host! Don't worry, we are just gonna do a new thing the other two weeks and why not hear about the OTHER dumb shit we do? Pub crawl? Sure. It's time to get the play by play on THAT craziness, as well as the covid/gross sicky we got going on in Casa De La Rumpus. You know what to do...pree play and be in awe of the freshy risen lady that came to cough all over the mic!

This episode would come with a serious disclaimer, but shouldn't they all? Well, can't say we didn't warn you. The guys are back and....the same we guess? It's no secret that Teeb has been a busy boy and that hasn't allowed much time to record, but we are trying...in the meantime, WE ARE GOING BI! Bi-monthly that is..the same crass flavor...just a lil bit less, for now. It's ok, put away the hankies. Anywho, wanna know how what we think of Ye's newest stunt? Need to hear our thoughts on ol Herschel? Jackson Pollock anyone? Need to see if our stance on prison rape or OJ has gotten any more profound? We discuss art and test the real boundaries of the word COLORED. We even start Jabbo down the road to Catholicism! Yep, we go there...but if we didn't, we wouldn't be the new bi Jabbo and The Teeb!