JNZ Podcast Chris Jones

Highlights of Episode 11.



Chris thinks Tiger King was the best thing about quarantine and wonders what it'd be like to hire Joe Exotic as a magician. 

"Imagine hiring a magician for your son's 7th birthday party and Joe Exotic shows up..."



Chris shares a writing from his StoryAthlete writing group. The context was 'I Create Memorable Scenes.'

"75,000 people in attendance and everyone had some sort of emotional reaction." 



School is out for Summer and Chris isn't so certain he won't miss the daily schoolwork banter with the children. He shares some of the popular ones. 

"Is that your best handwriting? You're proud of that?"



And as always, if you're looking to buy, sell, rent or invest in residential real estate in the Charlotte area, visit www.thejoneszones.com to get started. 

Highlights of Episode 10. 




Chris talks about the time he ran for Student Body President in 8th Grade.

          "I ran on the better lunch and longer recess platform. Huge mistake. You don't get the brown bag vote."




Chris reminisces about Saturday morning cartoons and explains his strategy in a Transformers end of days scenario. 

          "I'm a good guy. A hard worker. I'd work my way up to middle management in the Decepticon world eventually.."



And as always, if you're looking to buy, sell, rent or invest in residential real estate in the Charlotte area, visit www.thejoneszones.com to get started. 

Highlights from Episode 9.




It's Dr. Seuss's birthday and Chris shares some thoughts on the author and his work. 

         "What's a Who again? Some sort of humanoid with a canine snout and twelve toes or something weird..."




Chris had a successful open house this weekend and shares a story about a nightmare open house guest from a few years ago.

         "She walked into the home and went to the kitchen. Skipped the sign in sheet and opened the fridge.."



And as always, if you're looking to buy, sell, rent or invest in residential real estate in the Charlotte area, visit www.thejoneszones.com to get started. 

Highlights from Episode 8.


Chris talks about the drama of getting the kids up and ready for school each day. 

          "They might get Mary Poppins, they might get Full Metal Jacket."


Chris talks about how he always comes close to running out of gas.

          "Spoiler Alert...  I pulled in to the gas station with zero miles til empty."

And as always, if you're looking to buy, sell, rent or invest in residential real estate in the Charlotte area, visit www.thejoneszones.com to get started. 

Highlights from Episode 7.




Chris talks about the compassion (or lack thereof) he has for people when they're sick. 

          "When he woke up Saturday coughing and sounding like a chainsmoking robot, I was kinda worried."




Chris decided to let a kid at the park beat him in basketball. Kinda.

          "I can show Ethan what it means to show grace, compassion and to understand the needs and feelings of other people."



And as always, if you're looking to buy, sell, rent or invest in residential real estate in the Charlotte area, visit www.thejoneszones.com to get started.

Highlights from Episode 6.




Chris' anger at Walmart's Self Checkout System leads to an over the top shoplifting fantasy.

          "Walmart knows the risks. I'm sure it's built into their budget..."




Chris forgets to bring his headphones to the gym so he ends up making the most of bagel day instead. 

         "I'm convinced some people only come in for the bagels. Come in, have some breakfast and dip out..."



And as always, if you're looking to buy, sell, rent or invest in residential real estate in the Charlotte area, visit www.thejoneszones.com to get started.