Lopker Songs for American Democracy Lopker

Put up your feet
Spread your thighs
Doctor MAGA
Gonna look inside

He's checking your thing
He's looking to prove
You been copulating
Without a license to screw

You got to get married
Say the MAGA men
Before you do the deed
Like Mary Magdalene

And don't you dare
Use contraception
Your gonna pop em out
Til Jesus says you're done

Doctor MAGA will tell you what to do
Doctor MAGA will tell you when to screw
Doctor MAGA looking for vaginas
Appearing very busy without no marriage license

Glory to our god
Glory to our tribe
Our Supreme Court Squad
And the MAGA men we bribe
Doctor MAGA hates you too
Doctor MAGA coming for you

Doctor MAGA will tell you what to do
Doctor MAGA will tell you when to screw
Doctor MAGA gonna look inside
Doctor MAGA gonna spread your thighs

Sammy Alito
MAGA mosquito
Destroying our lives
For his bloodthirsty ego
Puts up his flag
Upside down
Like those MAGA
Insurrection clowns

Sammy Alito
MAGA mosquito
Destroying the USA
With his MAGA amigos
Lay down that flag
Upon the ground
Uzip your robe
Make it yellow and brown

The Supreme Court fell
When MAGA stole its soul
We are mad has hell
We won't take it anymore

Hang up your phone
Lock up your TV
Pull up your pants
Roll up your sleeves
Suck up your tummy
Tighten up your ass
Open up your eyes
Through the looking glass

Stand up for yourself
For America too
Vote for Democracy
Decency, and Truth
Stand up for you
And all Americans
Vote Blue
Stop the MAGA men

Germany, China, Cambodia
It can happen here
MAGA killing fields
Are getting very near

There's going to be trouble
Don't worry
It will come without your help
Full of sound and fury

Keep company only
With people who uplift you
Who call forth your best
Forget all the rest

Tell yourself the truth
Set yourself free
Conquer grief, don't deceive it
If not you, then who?

There's going to be trouble
Don't worry
It will come without your help
Full of sound and fury

Don't waste your time in fear
Of things that will never come to be
All you have is now, be here
Be your best friend, oh be happy

Every tyrant needs his cowards
To look the other way
Go along with the heard
Shout his slogans and his praise
When you see bad things
Look for the helpers
People assisting
The Helter Skelter

Look for the sociopaths
With zero empathy
Destroying whatever
Makes 'em unhappy
Look for the stupid
Guided by emotions
More like lizards
Than thinking humans

Look for the sheep
Following their faith
Loyal to their tribe
All others they hate
Look for the greedy
Guided by money
In love with stuff
Morality mushy

When you see bad things
Look for the helpers
Helter Skelter Helpers
Helter Skelter Helpers
Helter Skelter Helpers

I'll meet you in the middle
In between the two extremes
We'll solve that little riddle
And share our common dream
You go west and I'll head east
We'll meet in Kansas City
We'll set aside our big beliefs
And split a pint of pity

I'll meet you half way
Between the Left and the Right
We'll roam these fifty states
Until one day we unite
I'll meet you in the center
Of the circle jerking clowns
Between the pain and pleasure
Going round and round and round

We'll take the middle path
Holding hands along the way
We'll forget which one's white or black
Brown, yellow, pink, or gray
I'll meet you in the middle
In between the two extremes
We'll solve that little riddle
And share our common dream

I'll meet you in the center
Of the circle jerking clowns
Between the pain and pleasure
Going round and round and round
I'll meet you in the middle
In between the two extremes
We'll solve that little riddle
And share our common dream
Share our common dream
Share our common dream
Share our common dream

He wanted to be emperor, but had no clothes
Just a clown suit and red rubber nose
A stranger to the truth, a pathological liar
When he opened his mouth, beware buyer!
A bully, a fraud, a sad soulless cretin
This is the story of a man who was beaten

Skilled at scams, but in real business he failed
If he owed you cash, the check was in the mail
Loan him your money, a bankruptcy followed
Loan him your heart, a divorce you swallowed
A barrel of laughs, a dumpster full of lies
A closet full of cheap Chinese neck ties

He loved money, dictators, murderers and thugs
He loved Mr. Putin, his puppet master bud
Hated babies, gays, veterans and blacks
Hated democracy, science, knowledge and facts
Hated women, Mexicans, Muslims and the Jew
Even hated himself, but that's not hard to do

He suckered his believers into Trump Institute
And they saw firsthand how he made his loot
While our sons or daughters were killed in action
He dodged the draft, all those deaths just an abstraction
He pretended to be godly for the evangelical
Told them he put a camel through the eye of a needle

He tried to sell America for a few gold coins
Made a deal with Putin to see Democracy destroyed
But the people fought back, and that loser failed
Our Democracy survived and we sent him to jail
A bully, a fraud, a sad soulless cretin
That's the story of a man who was beaten

A barrel of laughs, a dumpster full of lies
A closet full of cheap Chinese neck ties
He wanted to be emperor, but had no clothes
Just a clown suit and red rubber nose
A bully, a fraud, a sad soulless cretin
That's the story, yeah that's the story
That's the story of a man who was beaten