PodMagique Simon&Julia Indelicate

Pinnocchio or Pan? Phantoms or Space Rangers? Pirates or Jeremy Irons? These are the questions we wrestle with as we take on the Dark Rides of Disneyland Paris. We've left out Ratatouille because I decided it deserves its own category and added in the Tram Tour because we needed to have a negative bit - and well, see if you agree...

Kelly, Simon and Julia answer three questions sent in YOU - well, not you, probably, unless it was you? Peter? We hadn't even said we'd do questions but there's you, presumptously asking them anyway... and we were delighted about that, so hooray. If you've got anything you want us to answer, find us on twitter @simonindelicate, @juliaindelicate or @kellysadventure or email simon@indelicates.com or comment on one of Kelly's videos or I don't know, skywrite it over East Sussex? Anyway.

Cowboy Cookout or Colonel Hathi's? Restaurants we've never been to or restaurants you have to walk to? Where, exactly IS Victoria's homestyle? Using sophisticated statistical modelling (sort of) we produce the definitive (not really) ranking of counter service food options at Disneyland Paris! Also, Xeno's paradox, Berlin Spies and Mexican restaurants in the Brighton Area, so there.

Simon, Julia and Kelly try to work out how to do Disneyland Paris properly - with full days, no time wasted, disney dining, souvenirs, resort time and travel from the UK - without going bankrupt in this, the first ever episode of PodMagique!