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Show 40 – Saturday Night with The Who Boys – The Final Show - (March 31, 2009)

Yes, this is it, listeners – the very final show, and it’s nearly 3 bloody hours long. In which we play every track from our final album of original tracks, ‘Party songs for Outpatients’ – best album we’ve ever done - FACT.

Well, 40 shows, eh? A lot has happened since we started this podcast, and it’s been one hell of a journey. We’ve loved it, even though it nearly killed us. And we love you for listening to it – thank you. May you all live happy and joyous lives, and that’s from our hearts. Apart from that bastard Keith in Newcastle.

So as of now the Who Boys are giving up music to start painting and filmmaking – keep an eye out for us on t’internet. We’ll be back. Enjoy the show. And remember – never forget yer Who Boys. Over and out.



1. Shermancast

2. Let us flipping have it

3. The original Who boys Theme

4. No more podcasts, no more music – BUT – our final album

5. Jeff Randall is Alive – the Who Boys

6. What’s that all about?

7. English Fat Stupid Boozer – The Who Boys

8. I’m suing you before I die

9. Having a Good Time – The Who Boys

10. John Shed reminisces

11. Blackpool Pier – The Who Boys

12. Grabbing Noel’s balls

13. Just Like They Do In Hollywood – The Who Boys

14. John Shed leaves for Shedland.

15. Because – The King’s Singers

16. My favourite little economic crisis

17. London Life – Syd Dale

18. The Who Boys finally shut up

19. Hurry Up Harry – The Who Boys Choral Society

20. Summat like that

21. Move Move Move – Alan Hawkshaw

22. Proper rave up music

23. She Works Long Hours – The Who Boys

24. Convenience Shopping – Alan Hawkshaw

25. Always remember yer old Who Boys

26. Man With Python In Pants – The Who Boys

27. Using spam for lyrical inspiration

28. Get With The Programme, Mike – The Who Boys

29. Final hello from Mrs WhoBoy

30. Grand Prix – Johnny Pearson

31. Pissing and Shitting

32. Didn’t You Change Your Shoes? – The Who Boys

33. A bit of a scat session

34. Sita Ram – Davey Graham

35. Do you want to be part of my big picture forever?

36. Little Secret – The Who Boys

37. Have you got a little secret that I don’t know about?

38. The Biggest Lie – The Who Boys

39. Four funerals and a wedding

40. Assault Course – Johnny Pearson

41. Can I listen to your brain?

42. I Think Of You – The Who Boys

43. Our last gig in Germany in May

44. Lifestyle – The Who Boys

45. Where you’re listening from

46. Tuna Brine – The Who Boys

47. It’s the little things that drive you over the edge

48. O.C.D. – The Who Boys

49. The rhythm of a washing machine

50. The Hollywood Scene – Syd Dale

51. Very nice indeed

52. Anything You Can Do – The Who Boys

53. It became a bit of a chore

54. Getting The – The Who Boys

55. Hey! You’ll Look Funny When You’re 50 ought to go on the album!

56. You’ll Look Funny When You’re 50 – The Who Boys

57. Here’s another one about lifestyles

58. Cucumber And Milk – The Who Boys

59. Who are THEY?

60. Very Naughty Boy – The Who Boys

61. You be the cheese and I’ll be the wine

62. Java Jive – The King’s Singers

63. So, the last track of the album…

64. Waste – The Who Boys

65. Just like fish fingers, maaaan

66. Very John Shed

67. Mark and Giles WhoBoy give thanks

68. Time, Gentlemen, Time – The Who Boys

69. The

70. End.

Show 39 – Saturday Night with The Who Boys – The Old Jack Mathers Show - (February 22, 2009)

On this show we play our only ‘concept’ album, ‘The Life & Disaster of Old Jack Mathers’, in its entirety. We feel this is arguably our best lyrical and musical achievement as a whole album. It’s dark – my God it’s dark – but it’s based on a character we used to see in our local pub when we lived around Holloway Road, London – a very sinister man. This is his life story, in the form of music.

It doesn’t really matter what we say in between the tracks on this show, as the show is really all about the album, so the programme just lists the tracks of the album in order.

Turn the lights off, pour yourself a glass of wine and enjoy.



1. Young Jack Mathers

2. Old Jack Mathers

3. "He was one of these self-deluded tossers"

4. Mathers in the betting shop

5. Place that Bet

6. "He was somebody who looked like he wanted to kick yer head in"

7. Mathers’ Wife

8 ."I’ll tell you about old Jack Mathers"

9. He Went Down

10. "This became my local when I got out of prison"

11. Mathers’ Memories

12. "He was a malign influence on the pub"

13. Inside the Mind of Mathers

14. "There’s one in every pub"

15. Lonely Hatred, Putrid, Wasted

16. "Some say the guy had a criminal record"

17. Mathers Waits

18. "I remember the smell"

19. "I warned him"

20. Mathers in the Hospital

21. "So what happened to him then?"

22. No one miss you when you die

23. The Legacy of Old Jack Mathers

Show 38 - Saturday Night with The Who Boys - The Now That’s What I Call the Who Boys Show

Featuring EVERY TRACK FROM THE LATEST GREATEST MASHUP ALBUM BY THE WHO BOYS, “NOW THAT’S WHAT I CALL THE WHO BOYS”!!!! Good Lord Buddha Bebop Belt Me Herman I’m Weeping!!!!! Go get it from our website and take it out into the world, children!!! Play it to your mother, your brother, your sister, your lover, and many many others!!! EH??? Featuring contributions from the Tony Crackburn Orchestra and our backing vocal duo The Crackettes, it’s…oh, too complex to explain! Check out the album blurb on our website! All will be revealed in detail there…



1. John Shed’s Phononica – John Shed and Ananda Shankar

2. Beat Caroline – The Who Boys

3. We’ve blown the genre wiiiide open!!!! A huge curry of sound

4. I Feel Ace – The Who Boys

5. It’s gonna be the album of the Summer!!!! Play yer Who Boys outside yer tent at all t’ rock festivals this Summer, and play it loud ‘n’ proud!!!

6. Flake n Vac – The Who Boys

7. Sheddy been on a march: did you nut a pig?

8. Tony Crackburn – The Who Boys

9. Why the Crackburns don’t have enough money to be here on the show.

10. The Revenge of Dub Auctioneer – The Who Boys

11. It’s not about love.

12. Let’s Go Dino! – The Who Boys

13. YER TURNED THAT MIDDLE BIT DOWN!!!!

14. Frank’s Here – The Who Boys

15. A tribute to our lovely little Sheddy

16. Here Comes Johnny Sheddy – The Who Boys

17. The Who Boys are really different…

18. AudioCline – The Who Boys

19. Never mind the cat! Dedicated to our old pal Linus…

20. Devil is Dead Metal – The Who Boys

21. The bit we originally recorded for this section was so horrible…

22. Sgt Java’s Palava – The Who Boys

23. Doesn’t Amanda sound wonderful on that? It’s waiting for you at www.whoboys.com - dedicated to Jay and the inpatients at the psychiatric hospital in Leicester

24. Dear Mrs Rochester – The Who Boys

25. Special message to our old friend Wax Audio

26. Whoobie Doobie – The Who Boys

27. Giles WhoBoy in Asda the other day…The true story of Jim and Mr Fluffy

28. Dig My Fuck – The Who Boys

29. …about one of John Shed’s neighbours, Mole Man…Paul Weller is in trouble…

30. Loops Inside My Head – The Who Boys

31. Every masher’s dilemma…our only dubstep track…it’s not cool to smoke on the podcast? Jim Morrison swims in my intestines…

32. Hey Lola – The Who Boys

33. You feel like you’re at a 70’s party

34. In The Kitchen At Parties – The Who Boys

35. Nearly had a f####n’ heart attack doing that! Why didn’t Jona Lewie reply to my email? Phil Daniels at my birthday do…

36. Magpie – The Who Boys

37. Your face looked like a f#####n’ blackberry! A toast….The three of us together like the three musketeers…

38. Gotta Hava – The Who Boys

39. I’ve had it up to HERE with war, me!!!!!!

40. Satisfaktion – The Who Boys

41. Off the show, we’re very different people…

42. Shortnin’ Bread – The Who Boys

43. It’s as though we’re all in a distant stormy valley…The BBC theme tune we did…The Who Boys will always be your special little secret…The problem with entertainment…Cock death matinee.

44. Limp Withers – The Who Boys

45. Some of the people we have come to know and love whilst doing The Who Boys – a brief list: Wax Audio, Linus, Tim Baker, Jezz from Celebrity Murder Party, Mark Vidler, DJBC, Flying White Dots, LV15, Mr and Mrs Crackburn, Jim Pilchard, DJ Useo and his wife, DJ Petrushka, Aggro1, VJ Kodek, EBC…There are others too…Schmolli…Aah, there are too many to list – but you know who you are….

46. Mars Five – The Who Boys

47. We really hope you liked it, listeners…well, that’s it…Tara…A final toast and thanks as always for listening. & NECKICE!

Show 37 - Saturday Night with The Who Boys - The Conversation Show - (December 10, 2008)

That's right, my little genitals! A show of flowing conversation, where we just sat down and had a right good natter for 2 hours, nothing planned, nothing rehearsed, took the most listenable bits and interspersed them between the fan-f****n-tastabulous tracks! for the first time you get to hear what the Who Boys REALLY talk about when they're not trying to say things all the time to impress you listeners...

By the way - a nod and a wink to wise: next show will feature every track from the latest and greatest WhoBoys mashup album, 'NOW THAT'S WHAT I CALL THE WHO BOYS'!!!



1. John Shed tests the input levels

2. Hell's Kitchen - Syd Dale

3. message from Gi WhoBoy

4. online Elvis auctions / Jackson-shit-wall

5. The Revenge of Dub Auctioneer - The Who Boys

6. Shed's little book of creativity

7. White Piggy - DJ Tripp

8. painting is not dead / tube train to Morden

9. Magpie - The Who Boys

10. wanking at work

11. Soul Skimmer - Alan Moorhouse

12. listeners in China / Mark WhoBoy rants on about communism

13. Erghen Diado - Le Mystere Des Voix Bulgares

14. chavs are like lightbulbs

15. She's Nude - Flying White Dots

16. where in England would you live? / Gi WhoBoy's mad mum

17. Fairtilizer 17046 - Aggro1

18. ambishcakes / rock'n'roll podcasting

19. One String - One String Willie

20. LV15 discusses Mark WhoBoy's annoying voice

21. The Dolphins - Fred Neil

22. Christmas dinner with Andy Gray

23. Whoobie Doobie - The Who Boys

24. bad ideas for a painting / my second husband, "The Bastard"

25. Walkin' on the Sky - David Lynch

26. Picasso's wank stain / what's more valuable - the image or the artist?

27. Wicked Wedding - DJ Schmolli

28. mondays, pistols, marketing, hype and drum & bass

29. Come Around (dubstep remix) - Roguestar

30. piano lessons

31. Pianoooo - The Who Boys

32. McCartney sitting in a field

33. My Own Private Patrick Swayze - Male Nurse

34. soul-destroying cutting & pasting / Northern Hendrix / my ducks

35. final message from Gi WhoBoy announcing new Who Boys album!!!!

36. Thugged Out Elves - Spor

37. ShermanCast

Show 36 – Saturday Night with The Who Boys – The New Album Show! - (November 03, 2008)

Yes, that’s right, my favourite little ferrets! The Who Boys got an album of original material out on iTunes!!! It’s called ‘Shit Music for Shit Cars’! And we play THE WHOLE BLOODY ALBUM ON THIS SHOW!!! Go on, gerron over to iTunes and buy it NOW! It’s DIRT CHEAP and it’s got a GOOD COVER!!!! Yes, I think we’re gonna be rich n famous this time. Oh well, if we must…



1. It’s f***in’ great!

2. Ska Dee Wah - Byron Lee & The Dragonaires

3. Our new album on iTunes – “Shit Music for Shit Cars” – buy it on t’ internet NOW!!!!

4. Magpie - The Who Boys

5. So Shed / He’s f***in’ off again

6. Let's Face the Music and Dance - The Mormon Tabernacle Choir

7. I bet they were all drinking sherry

8. 24hr Chemists - The Who Boys – First track off the NEW F***IN’ WHOBOYS ALBUM ON ITUNES!!!

9. What is 24hr Chemists about?

10. 900 Miles from Home - Derrol Adams

11. A nice cup of tea / What’s Public Ignoninimy about?

12. Public Ignoninimy - The Who Boys

13. What I used to do with this track

14. Some Days - The Bug & Paul St. Hilaire

15. Another message from J

16. Beat Booya – Aphrodite

17. What were you doing while you were listening to that track?

18. Shit Music Shit Car - The Who Boys – Title track of the NEW F***IN’ WHOBOYS ALBUM ON ITUNES!!!

19. Mrs WhoBoy smashin’ stuff all over t’ f***in’ shop

20. Pizza Killer - The Who Boys

21. Gi Whoboy’s testicles

22. The Pastels - Human (acapella)

23. Scuffle

24. Crack n Violence - The Who Boys

25. Things nearly get out of hand

26. Up North - The Who Boys

27. A very affectionate memory / This album would have been one of the era-definig albums, except…

28. When They Come Around - The Who Boys

29. People from Newcastle

30. Fool - The Who Boys

31. Welcome to Sunday morning with The Who Boys

32. Run the Place Red - The Bug & Daddy Freddy

33. Okay, enough of the fun and games

34. Mrs Weintraub - The Who Boys

35. you c***

36. Black Bin Bags - The Who Boys

37. The future does not look good

38. Coupon Man - The Who Boys

39. Facing the abyss

40. Adam McGraph - The Who Boys

41. An intinate word about The Who Boys and their iTunes album from Giles WhoBoy

42. Debt Collector - The Who Boys

43. Smashed on red wine

44. Poor Man Shake - The Who Boys

45. Jean Dubuffet once said that most people are like lightbulbs

46. Target Friday - The Who Boys

47. Who knows what’s gonna happen?

48. Shermancast

Show 35 - Saturday Night With The Who Boys - The Dogging Show - (September 29, 2008)

Wa-frickin-heeeey!!! Here it comes again! The magic, the madness, the muck, the mums and the Marvins!

Starring the Who Boys, Mrs WhoBoy, Mr and Mrs Crackburn, John Shed, Kenny and Bhuna! Do you know what? I've forgotten who I am. Never mind that - GET LISTENIIIIIIING!!!!!!!



1. the old WhoBoys Theme returns!

2. Tony Crackburn gets some silly ideas

3. Let's Go Deano! - The Who Boys

4. There's only one Deano!

5. Whole Lotta Love - The Tallywood String Quartet

6. A chat with Mrs Crackburn (Tone's on the f***ing mobile again!)

7. Flake n Vac - The Who Boys + TCO + Crackettes

8. what is chocolocolate?

9. Poetry and all that Jazz - United Future Organisation

10. Mark WhoBoy is put on the spot by John Shed about his disrespectful attitude, and apologises to the listeners of Show 34

11. Troubleshooter - Alan Hawkshaw

12. We read out 2 fab messages from the listeners: Marvin Suicide on his surroundings as he listens to the show, plus J's story from the hospital

13. Solo Busanova - Hugo Montenegro

14. Tony Crackburn gets berated (again) for his taste in music / What Tony Crackburn does in the morning

15. Open Whisky Bar - DJ Zebra

16. Drum n bass n bullshit

16. Lighter (Mickey Finn mix) - DJ SS

17. Piss dilemma

18. Couriers Episode 3

19. Loops inside my Head - The Who Boys (lyric by Mrs Crackburn!)

20. The middle of the show

20. Sex Change - Breakbeat Era

20. Up close with Giles WhoBoy

21. Orgies, a tool of witchcraft - Louise Huebner

22. Hull is dull

23. Billy Bonds MBE - The Barmy Army

24. A little chatty watty with Mrs WhoBoy / A BIG HELLO to Bri WhoBoy

25. Gotta Hava - The WhoBoys

26. Let's close our eyes and have that dream, baby!

27. United Future Organisation - My Foolish Dream

28. It's an extra special Saturday night

29. Thing Fish - Tony Crackburn Orchestra

30. Welcome to Sunday morning with The Who Boys. Mark WhoBoy says something silly again that he doesn't really mean. Apologies in advance.

31. Frank's Here - The Who Boys

32. Mr and Mrs Crackburn discuss their dogging activities

33. My Uncle used to love me but she died - Roger Miller

34. We have to watch the Crackburns very carefully

35. Sgt Java - The Who Boys + TCO + Crackettes

36. Goooooooood-BYEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!

37. Nightmares - Ryuichi Sakamoto (this is special - listen carefully)