Update Your Status Nat Morris

Scrollin' through Facebook statuses from my 21-year-old mind. CONTAINS SOME UPSETTING THEMES: Including the tragic demise of my goldfish named Brian.

I'm a penniless student, mid-way through my gap yah about to go on a wild travel adventure (with my parents for 5 days) to Morocco. In this episode I reveal if you can breathe through your eyeballs, why moths fly towards light and clarify that it's totally normal to mourn for your dead fish that lived for 3 days.

Juggling A-level studies with a gruelling 8-hour a week shift at One Stop is an easy feat... Especially when you call in sick most weeks! I've got to grips with the new world of Facebook and I'm getting very slap-happy with the keyboard. Oversharing isn't a thing on this platform, right?

I've delved into the deep, dark depths of my Facebook profile just for you (lucky?) listeners. I'll be unearthing the cringiest status' I wrote, the feelings I harboured and the weird lingo a confused, Myspace veteran-emo used /3.  Follow me on my virtual journey into adulthood, it's time to Update Your Status.

Being an avid Myspace user, committed to the emo-cause, I felt extremely reluctant to make the move from whore-train bulletins to status-fuelled feeds. In 2008 I made that leap. Keeping true to my heavy, one-eyed fringe really helped with the platform transition. This documents the very first statuses I wrote as I entered into a world of Facebook.