Therapy Gecko Lyle Drescher

Conversations with an avid collector of human skulls, a caller who is injecting dark web testosterone, a guy who spoke to demons through a Family Guy episode, a person who feels they deserve their clogged toilet, and a League of Legends player who would rather continue playing than talk to me. Which I get because it was ranked. 

It is time to never go outside ever again. I am a gecko. (Originally released as a bonus episode on 11/26/23)

We talk to two separate callers who were both given the same decision of whether to choose their girlfriend or video games.

Then a final caller tells us how he regrets using his Make-A-Wish wish on colored pencils.

It could all potentially be okay maybe. I am a gecko.

A caller tries to decide if she should let her estranged father back into her life after learning he may have joined the Aryan Brotherhood while in jail for 10 years.

Then a caller tries to avoid being guilt tripped by an ex-girlfriend and a retired soldier explains why he hasn’t left his house for the last month.

I curse the sun. I am a gecko.

A caller on a family vacation opens up about her intense relationship with drugs, getting sober, hooking up at rehab, and how PCP changed her life (for the better?).

Afterwards a pizza guy ponders his mortality with me and a casino janitor chats about her hesitations regarding her new rich boyfriend.

We have a winner. I am a gecko.

A caller debates whether or not to continue financially supporting her boyfriend and also whether or not to let her mom back into her life after she tried to poison her.

Later I talk to a chef about an illegal restaurant he’s running and a final caller struggles to navigate his newly formed polyamorous relationship.

Paint the walls of your house green. I am a gecko.

A caller in the midst of a break up debates whether or not to burn his ex’s family photos.

Then a driving instructor talks about road rage and whether or not kids should drive high, and a final caller confronts her underwhelming feelings after finally losing her virginity at 24.

Try to do at least one back flip today. I am a gecko.