BookSlap Cam & TJ
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Bookslap! A tale of two dimwits trying to make sense of some of the finest books ever written: a reading of Plato turns into a dialogue about potato, Stephen Hawking's theory of black holes desends into the chaos of bumholes and a poetic rendition of the alphabet somehow leads to a journey into the world of dogging. This is what happens when you don't pay attention in school! Listener discretion advised: lots of swears.
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Episode 5 - Happy New Year . . . . . . From Last Year
In this Final episode for Season One of Bookslap (Youlube) Cam reacts to a music video of doggo Sting, TJ makes Cam feel sick talking about catheters (Dickslap). And we discuss the length of time it takes us to pee. Oh, we also talk about feltching, dogging, frush and Richard Dawkins.
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Episode 4 - Euphonics and Lips 'n' a***holes.
Cam takes us through the alphabet using euphonics and TJ admits he's not a fan of cheese.
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Episode 3 - Last Christmas . . . This Christmas
Christmas Not-So-Special, Special! ♫♪Holidays Are Comin' ♪♫ Holidays Are Comin'♪♫
The Bookslap half-wits bring to you today all the festive treats: chocolate, hemorrhoids and testicle trauma - a traditional family Christmas! -
Episode 2 - WMDs (Wired Magazine Dissected)
Wired's 100th Anniversary party gets crashed by the Bookslap buffoons. Stephen Hawking runs out of batteries, Brian Cox has locked himself in the bathroom to fix his hair and Neil DeGrasse Tyson causes a scene outside as the bouncers refuse him entry. All in a days work for famous physicists. Cam and TJ save the day, in their own idiotic way.
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Episode 1 - Ocean Of (Bum) Sounds
Cam & TJ try to read the book Ocean of Sound. They fail and end up waffling on about mutant Guitar fingers and assblasters. TJ expands the musical scale while Cam declares he is now a nose whistle virtuoso. Together, they create an orchestra of bodily instruments. A load of old bollocks as usual, surprisingly, the bollocks didn't make it into the orchestra.
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Bookslap Christmas Trailer
Welcome to Bookslaps!
Cam reveals his worst Christmas gifts from times past. TJ doesn't.
Have A Merry Christmas & A Happy New Year.