Episode 11: No-Good Christmas No-Good Parents

'Twas the week before Christmas, and all through your house / You can hear Ariel and Bryan and the views they espouse / On the joys and the challenges that we all face/ With children at Christmas and keeping traditions in place / Now Christmas may seem like a time of glad tiding / But you're rarely alone in the fears that you're hiding / That you may not survive until the New Year / Without Bryan's foolproof holiday pairing suggestions of liquor, wine, and beer.