10 episodes
MAGA ASMR ASMR for MAGA Enthusiasts
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- Comedy
I am President Trump's ASMR guru. I share my thoughts about the world and life to put him to sleep. Now I'll do the same for you.
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Defunding WHO?
I am President Trump's ASMR Guru. Tonight I put him to sleep discussing;
Defunding the WHO
Who's name is on the Stimulus check which made you rich?
Someone comes out of the shadows to try to push Sleepy Joe up a cliff. -
Healthcare and Disney
Good Evening! As President Trump's ASMR Guru I discuss a couple things today to create the best night sleep anyone has ever had. First the healthcare system is set up perfectly to combat the hoax which is the Corona Virus. Second, Disney's Bob Iger gave us a clue as to how to rule the United States forever.
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The Democrats Unleashed the Corona on the Stock Market
Today we discuss the cowards causing the stock market to crash. The Democrats medical ploy to steal the election and Turkey and Russia's squabble.
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The Greatest Minds vs. The Corona
Prepare for sleep as I discuss... We brought McDonalds to India and it'll never be the same. Tennis loses the greatest screamer of all time. The greatest minds of the 21st century battle the corona virus.
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A Light in the Darkness
As President Trump's ASMR guru we discuss a couple of the big ticket items of the week. Impeachment is unofficially over due to the Senate's vote not to hear from witnesses. Wilbur Ross shines a light in the darkness which is the coronavirus.
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We review Greta and China. Both nasty.
Hello from Davos! As President Trump's ASMR Guru, tonight I put him to bed with nightmares of Greta Thurnberg and sickness in China.