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Aside from the... obvious, these past seven months have been pretty great. And you? 

KC & JP were not going to do an episode about COVID 19 because it felt like a media grab. But then they realized Maximum Carbon Sinkhole is buried too deep into the weird that even though the rest of the world is now soaking in it, they haven't reached MCSH depths, yet. Plus, a pandemic that is shutting down major US cities is kind of, like, a thing that might actually cause A) societal collapse and B) a drastic draw down of emissions. Plus, it's hilarious in that whole fan-hit-by-shit kind of way.

Pandemics of the last 100 years all have the same cause. Where our resilience has been ahead. Where it's been behind. What's the upside of coronavirus?

AFTERNOON NEWS UPDATE with Candice Baker and Peter Lapin (0:00:01)

NEWS CONFERENCE with Florida Secretary of Health, Safety, Hepatitis Transmission, Gas Pump Veracity, Kava Bars, and Invasive Reptilians (0:51:19)

Collaboration! A whole episode of your feedback loops... including an email inspired intro of extremely vulgar and lowbrow taste.

Keep 'em coming: carbonsinkhole@protonmail.com

KC & JP sit down to talk about all the great feedback loops they've gotten but instead are too high to stay on task and end up talking about the christmas episode, climate change, chemical exposure, the christmas episode, autoimmune diseases, obesity, capitalism, environmental collapse, societal collapse, the christmas episode, art, community, gardening, the christmas episode, pet obesity, fragrance, the christmas episode, collaboration, veganism, cats, and the christmas episode.

Title inspired by: Unlistenable by Steel Pole Bath Tub released in 2002 but all their albums are good. You should also listen to Milk Cult & Tumor Circus

KC is on one and comes out blazing in Roger's defense. JP would like to remind everyone Roge' is the spokesman for not-doing-the-end-of-the-world. This dank recording was thought lost to the vapors - until now. A few months back, Extinction Rebellion put Roger in time out. XR's conflict resolution process is corporate AF. Eye on the prize, people.

Dedicated to all the Non-Holiday practitioners. Break tradition. Especially when Rudolf's got Lyme. And he's not going to get better... unless you listen to this show.

Featuring: Bray Wright, Daphny H. Adams, JB, Toronto Scott, Dasklein (Baby Boomer Fighter at Large), KML, Dick Blister — and of course, JP & KC.

MAXIMUM CARBON SINKHOLE'S MINIMUM CARBON CHRISTMAS

Royalty Free Music Credits (many thanks! full credits at https://maximumcarbonsinkhole.com/minimum-carbon-christmas-special-break-tradition-kill-christmas ):

"Christmas Hip Hop" (by Soul Prod)

"Christmas Trap" (by Loud Paq)

"Old School Hip Hop Beat - Jingle Bells Remix" (prod. Beatowski)

"Dark Christmas Soundtrack - Santa's Tricks" (by Myuu)

"Jingle Bells (Dark Piano Version" (by Myuu)

"Jingle Bells Dark Remix" (by Chris Hayes)

"Carol of the Bells" (by Myuu)

"Santa Is Coming To Town" (by Nicolai Heidlas)