Therapy Gecko Lyle Drescher
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- Comedy
An unlicensed lizard psychologist travels the universe talking to strangers about absolutely nothing. TO CALL THE GECKO: follow me on https://www.twitch.tv/lyleforever to get a notification for when I am taking calls. I am usually live Mondays, Wednesdays, and Fridays but lately a lot of other times too. I am a gecko.
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“I STOLE HER FAMILY PHOTOS”
A caller in the midst of a break up debates whether or not to burn his ex’s family photos.
Then a driving instructor talks about road rage and whether or not kids should drive high, and a final caller confronts her underwhelming feelings after finally losing her virginity at 24.
Try to do at least one back flip today. I am a gecko. -
“I WAS SCAMMED BY CAMGIRLS”
A caller tells me how he overcame his obsession with spending money on cam girls. Then I help him set up a Roth IRA.
Afterwards a caller reveals why they feel so paralyzed in their relationship of 8 years.
It sounds nice to be a bird. I am a gecko. -
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“IT’S NOT THAT BAD…YET”
A caller debates whether or not drinking less alcohol is worth it.
Then a caller questions if they have a porn addiction, a return caller tells me what abruptly ended their situationship, and a final caller seeks advice on how to be less problematic.
I sometimes wonder what scooby doo would taste like if you cooked and ate him. I am a gecko. -
“THE NAVY RUINED ME”
A caller reflects on his experience as a veteran living with schizophrenia.
Then a caller prepares to confront his wife after learning about her affair, and a final caller talks about how hard it is to maintain a diet while working at a fast food restaurant.
There is always a catch. I am a gecko. -
“I MISS BEATING PEOPLE UP”
After turning his life around, a caller explains why he sometimes looks back fondly on his violent youth.
Afterwards a musician debates whether or not to embrace a villainous persona and a final caller tries to move out of their mom’s place.
It is a nice day out. I am a gecko.