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Why do guys just want to f*ck you once then stalk your Instagram forever? Should you ditch the apps and meet people in the wild? How do you get over a breakup when you feel like you're gonna die?

These are all topics discussed on Girls Gotta Eat -- a comedy podcast about dating, sex, and relationships co-hosted by Ashley Hesseltine and Rayna Greenberg.

Girls Gotta Eat Ashley Hesseltine and Rayna Greenberg

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Why do guys just want to f*ck you once then stalk your Instagram forever? Should you ditch the apps and meet people in the wild? How do you get over a breakup when you feel like you're gonna die?

These are all topics discussed on Girls Gotta Eat -- a comedy podcast about dating, sex, and relationships co-hosted by Ashley Hesseltine and Rayna Greenberg.

    Your Man Who's Not Your Man

    Your Man Who's Not Your Man

    Your man who's not your man, almost boyfriend, fuck buddy you're secretly in love with...whatever you want to call him, we're addressing him today. We're dishing the hard truths about these relationships, discussing how to get closure when they end, talking about our experiences, and sharing our listeners' Psycho or Power Moves with the men who weren't their men. We're also discussing Ashley's new favorite show, and Rayna educates us on what happens to the brain on alcohol. Hope you enjoy!
    Follow us on Instagram @GirlsGottaEatPodcast, Rayna @Rayna.Greenberg, and Ashley @AshHess. Check our NEW website for tour info, merchandise, and more.
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    • 1 hr 19 min
    Stereotypes and Sex Appeal feat. Comedian Brian Park

    Stereotypes and Sex Appeal feat. Comedian Brian Park

    We have an innuendo-filled episode coming in hot with the hilarious Brian Park, who opens up about his dating and sex life as an Asian man, not drinking, and dealing with performance anxiety. We discuss stereotypes and how they affect your self perception, getting back on the apps after quarantine, being a porn connoisseur, and how Brian surprises his partners when he gets naked for the first time. We also catch up on Rayna cruising for dudes, Ashley's latest sex tip, and play a new segment titled "That's What She Said." Hope you enjoy!
    Follow Brian on Instagram @ItsBrianPark and check out his podcast Feeling Asian.
    Follow us @GirlsGottaEaPodcast, Rayna @Rayna.Greenberg, and Ashley @AshHess. Check our website for tour dates and merchandise.
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    • 1 hr 49 min
    Live, Laugh, Loss feat. Comedian Kate Nicholls

    Live, Laugh, Loss feat. Comedian Kate Nicholls

    We have the hilarious open book that is Kate Nicholls joining us to discuss some heavier topics but with humor, of course. We're talking about manipulative partners and broken engagements, complicated relationships with parents, losing a parent, coping with a mother's breast cancer, anxiety and PTSD, and more. Kate also spills some tea about the Kardashians (who she worked for) and some other celebs' snack preferences, and shares the story of her "therapy" dog and who rescued who. We also catch up on our recent girls trip to Dewey Beach, Ashley shares a deep dark TV secret with Rayna, and we bring back "I Knew She Was a True Friend When...". Hope you enjoy!
    Follow Kate on Instagram at @KateNichollzz, and check out her podcast Stage 4 Clinger.
    Follow us @GirlsGottaEatPodcast, Ashley @AshHess, and Rayna @Rayna.Greenberg. Check our website for tour dates and merchandise.
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    • 1 hr 59 min
    Should You Get Back With Your Ex?

    Should You Get Back With Your Ex?

    Chances are you probably shouldn't get back with your ex, but just in case you're one of the few where a romantic reunion is due, we're talking through it -- a checklist to determine if you actually want to be back together, assessing whether and why it would work this time around, how to enter into the new chapter, if we've done it/would do it, and more. We also have special guests Grace Atwood and Becca Freeman of Bad on Paper podcast join us to give their summer reading recommendations. We hope you enjoy!
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    Follow us @GirlsGottaEatPodcast, Ashley @AshHess, and Rayna @Rayna.Greenberg. Check our website for tour dates and merchandise.
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    • 1 hr 53 min
    Dicks: Pics, Performance, and Guys Who Think With Them feat. Comedian Dylan Palladino

    Dicks: Pics, Performance, and Guys Who Think With Them feat. Comedian Dylan Palladino

    We're talking about the D with our friend/hilarious comedian Dylan Palladino  -- dick pics and sexy videos (including tips), performance anxiety and what women can do when it happens, guys who just want to fuck and why. We're also chatting about roasting your partner (hot or not?), if you can make a closed-off guy commit, hot dirty talk to try, and playing a round of "I Knew He Was a F*****y When...". Plus we catch up on Ashley's hot doormen, work through an issue in our friendship, and discuss Rayna's dad listening to last week's x-rated episode. Hope you enjoy!
    Follow Dylan on Instagram @DylanJPalladino and check out his podcast We're All Psychos.
    Follow us @GirlsGottaEatPodcast, Rayna @Rayna.Greenberg, and Ashley @AshHess. Check our website for tour dates and merchandise.
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    • 1 hr 57 min
    Living in Alignment (and Butt Stuff) feat. Beatrice Dixon of The Honey Pot

    Living in Alignment (and Butt Stuff) feat. Beatrice Dixon of The Honey Pot

    We have an extra unfiltered episode with our new favorite person, Beatrice Dixon, founder of The Honey Pot Company. We discuss vaginal health and how Bea's struggle with chronic bacterial vaginosis led her to create a line of plant-based feminine care products, and then we get into all the sex stuff -- anal tips, threesome etiquette, blowjob noises, masturbation fantasies, and more. We're also discussing body confidence and living a life aligned with your purpose. And we catch up on Rayna's country life, Ashley's city life, new TV recs, and play a hilarious round of Psycho or Power Move. Hope you enjoy!
    Follow Beatrice on Instagram @IAmBeaDixon and The Honey Pot @thehoneypotco.
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    • 1 hr 49 min

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