Save Your Bacon Zane Shaw and Will Palumbo

To own a boat is the sea-lover's dream. To release a boat into the wild is the boat's dream. It may hurt at first. It may feel like a rabbit kicked you in the face. But you need to let the boat be it's own... boat. Farewell Sharkproof! To infinity and beyond and also this meeting.

TALKING POINTS:
Rabbit Kicks
Flea Circuses
Mom's New Pager
Million Dollar Purchase

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Holes. Man, where do I start? Good for Will? Check. Good for trapping rats? Yup. Good for exclaiming to police officers when you're about to enter their town and rob a bank? It'd be against the law to not do that. Shoot why holes seem to so incredible Shia Labeouf made a whole movie about them!



TALKING POINTS:

Shipt Exclamations

No Mask, No Smiles

Human Mouse Trap

100 Mile Garage Sale


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Grab your Bean Supreme and let us all collectively scream into our iPhones about how we desperately need a red ball or shower onions! The power is in your folks! Today's episode really teaches you how to take control of your life and also how to re-create a very nostalgic piece of a Nickelodeon obstacle course.



TALKING POINTS:

Benefits of Coffee

Tricking the FBI into free stuff

Cardboard Aggro Crag

Tarot Card Breakup


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DISCLAIMER** Please never do eye exercises while behind the wheel of a moving vehicle. People always talk about "don't drink and drive" and "don't text and drive". Not enough people mention how hard it is to drive when you're physically forcing exercise upon your eyes. Also, guys, lemme tell ya. You've never SEEN a meatloaf like the Beastloaf. The Grinch would look at his Roast Beast and think to himself "wow, I really pulled the short straw here, huh?"



TALKING POINTS:

Beastloaf

Eye Exercises

Matching Butt Tattoos

Forcing Bread Growth


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Have you ever been magnetically pulled into a building at great speeds because you forgot you built it out of complete metal years ago? Ever thought about putting hot pockets ON a bigger pizza? You're so in the right place.



TALKING POINTS:

Walking Up Walls

Practice Holding Babies

My Bad Stalker

New Pizza Topping


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Guys. I promise we'll eventually learn to turn the audio in our headphones down to get rid of that sweet juicy echo. But, until then, try to guess some laws that really shouldn't exist. Except for one, in the title, that kind of exists everywhere and really isn't creative at all. I mean AT ALL. Come on, Utah.



TALKING POINTS:

Awful Laws #1

Carving an A in the moon

Do's and Don'ts of starting a podcast

Heavens to Etsy

Sleeping Sitting Upright

Cheap proposal suggestions


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