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We just woke up buck naked from a lengthy coma and, man... the world is different. In this episode, the Sequelitis crew crafts a follow-up to Danny Boyle's 2002 in-no-way-relevant-to-today zombie flick "28 Days Later." And if you think we can't create a post-apocalyptic thriller featuring Dora the Explorer characters, you obviously haven't listened to this show.

Stick around till the end of the episode to hear John Gleason pitch a wonderful "28 Days Later" Broadway play. It's delightful.

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This week, we're talking about a film that's mostly about social distancing. That's right— we created a sequel to 2015's slow-burn horror hit, The Witch! Ahem... excuse me, I mean "The VVitch".

And this wouldn't be a true New England Folktale without the man of 1000 New England accents himself, Family Guy creator Seth MacFarlane, who (in a shocking Plot Device development) voices all of our characters. So hey, it's a weird one. Live deliciously and tune in!

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In this classy episode of Sequelitis, we create a porn parody of 1997's weirdo Euro-sci-fi space opera, The Fifth Element. We're not proud of it. But it's a darn good porn parody. So... uh... we'll just leave it at that.

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Looks like we've been missing a lot of work lately. And you know what— we HAVE been missing it, Bob! We're back in the Sequelitis Writers Room with a fresh take on Mike Judge's 1999 workplace masterwork, Office Space. And wouldn't you know it— the one time co-host Anne isn't with us— Mike, Adam and Malenock pull the gender-swap card and have to create an all-female Office Space sequel, which somehow STILL ends up starring famous male actor Arnold Schwarzenegger. So tune in to hear three dudes mansplain a movie out of thin air!

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It’s Halloween! What better way to celebrate than with a topical discussion of the hottest horror movie of last year— Hereditary. Adam, Mike, Jon and Anne admittedly gush for a while over the film until its pivotal character’s name is mispronounced in a hilarious way and then they fly off the rails. Not to spoil anything (after all, Hereditary can be easily ruined with spoilers), but Sean Connery is in this episode a lot.

Give this a listen on the spookiest of days and remember, as the old saying goes, don’t let your mom saw her own head off while levitating in the attic over the corpse of her mother while two naked old strangers watch.

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It’s the 10th anniversary of the 6th film by Quentin Tarantino and 3 boys gather ‘round a table at StudioME to sequelize what might be Tarantino’s masterpiece. Such a feat may seem to be impossible until the Plot Device suggests a low budget rip-off of the revisionist World War II epic...

...but then it makes us “add the Joker” and all hell breaks loose. Adam’s frustrations with Mike flare while Jonny tries to keep the peace. By the end, they make something at least 3 people would definitely watch, and THAT’S a Bingo.

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