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Ever wanted to loose those extra pounds? Wanted to slim down for summer? Well pack up your slim fast and forget about ever counting another calorie because Linda Laura Hazzard has got her patented weight loss cure ready to go....you just might not survive the 'treatment'.Join Linz and Chris as they explore the worst diet program known to man. So suck in your stomach and set sail for a weight loss retreat with unbelievable results.Support the Show.Support us on Patreon

Hide your porch lights, because it's the man, the moth, the legend....it's mothman! One of the bigger cryptids out there, but what do we really know of it? Where did it come from? What does is want? Why does everyone keep drawing it with buns of steel?Join Linz and Chris as they look to the skies to uncover the truth of a big flappy boi, terrorising...or saving....West Virginia! What will they uncover on this quest? The Mothman is out there...maaaaaybe.Support the Show.Support us on Patreon

Yeeeee-haw, there's a ghost in them there hills I tells ya! Behold the tale of a rootin' tootin' bona fide ghosty boy terrorising the locals, and let us tell you...he's got the hump! Join Linz & Chris and they saddle up and ride out West to investigate a tale that will take them to the other side of the world to get to the bottom of! Support the Show.Support us on Patreon

There is a legend of a cryptid that comes to suck in the night, not the vampire nor the Mothman but...*whispers*...El Chupacabra (Spanish guitar strum). What is this beast, what does it want (spoilers: blood) and where did it come from?Join Linz and Chris as they stalk the legendary creature to uncover exactly what this cryptid is, dive into big budget blue movies and try their best to pronounce the names of ancient Mayan bat gods.Support the Show.Support us on Patreon

What if you just never stopped eating? This is a question that plagued mankind ever since the fringe was invented. For one Frenchman with an iron stomach this was very much a reality. He ate his way across Europe and even became the hungriest spy ever recorded.Join Linz and Chris as they pull up a seat to the table of Tarrare, the very hungry Frenchman, and try to explain just what was going on with a man whom could put any caterpillar to shame...Support the Show.Support us on Patreon

Hey mom, there's something in the back room...I hope it's not Tom De-Looooonge.What is To The Stars Academy of Arts & Science? Why is it fronted by a member of Blink 182? Why does it have a government contract with the military? And how did it end up releasing footage of confirmed UAPs?Join Linz and Chris as they try...very hard...to define what TTSA actually is and how pop punk might save us after all. So pick up your hot pink guitar, spike your hair up to the stars and open your mind, t...