Albion Albion

Elliott learns that racists are everywhere. Casey learns never to send back a glass of wine.

Sources:

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/cycling/48873611

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Beryl_Burton#Personal_life

https://www.casquette.co.uk/people/queens-of-pain-beryl-burton

https://www.theguardian.com/stage/2014/jun/13/tour-de-france-beryl-burton

http://www.oxfordhistory.org.uk/mayors/government/scholastica.html

https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/02/10/day-1355-university-fracas-ends-93-dead-birth-600-year-long/

https://www.oxfordmail.co.uk/news/9200746.rioting-wine-led-90-deaths/

Grannies out here making bank,  and all ya'll care about is the sharp end of an egg.



Sources:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Great_Plague_of_London

https://www.historyextra.com/period/stuart/women-of-the-plague/

https://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/home-news/uk-strangest-weird-laws-enforced-christopher-sargeant-sturgeon-armour-a7232586.html

https://www.cambridge-news.co.uk/news/cambridge-news/laws-uk-weird-door-knock-12755849

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-17610820

https://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/crime/calls-for-dead-laws-to-be-repealed-7618201.html

A monarch with a penchant for fertile uteri, plus a pair of innkeepers with a nasty whisky habit, they'll all soon learn that murder is the solution to any problem.

Need to shed a few pounds before mankini season? Try the hot new incarceration diet, and if that doesn't work, try chopping your balls off.

Half the nation is fleeing workhouses by any means necessary, while the other half is wearing 6 coats and ripping up lawns. Classic.

Harry wasn't the first royal to flee the throne, and your sister Peggy's bachelorette party wasn't the first penis straw.