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Luke and Pete Talking Sheet Luke and Pete
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Honest, outrageous, distasteful, obscene, coarse and vulgar and that’s just what their friends say... Luke Craig and Peter Rethinasamy are two Stand-up comedians and best friends who are sick and tired of the polished conversations they hear spewing out of the main stream media. The constant tip toeing around what these people think is driving them insane. Tune in for an honest chat on a range of subjects. Beware they don’t hold back. With over 150,000 social media and Youtube subscribers in under 9 months be a part of something that may just turn out to be a game changer!
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O.J. Simpson innocent? and My Brother is dating my old Side Chick | EP85 Luke and Pete Talking Sheet
On the this weeks episode the boys discuss the O. J. Simpson case and the possibility of him being innocent. Then we have some interesting dilemmas from the Sheetsters, one from a guy whose brother is dating his old side chick and it makes him feel uncomfortable should he ask him to stop? And another from a woman whose partner is terrible at going down on her, only problem is he takes criticism like Pete. God help her!
If you have any questions or dilemmas please send them to the Luke and Pete Hotline (+44)07932 633 553 or E-mail Help@lukeandPete.com or message us on any of the socials and we will help you out Luke and Pete style😜
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Intro
Masculine American women
Confessions to a priest + Playing with yourself late
O. J. Simpson
Altercation with a big man
Dilemma: My brother is dating my ex, should I ask him to stop?
Dilemma: My boss wants to sleep with me for a promotion should I do it?
Dilemma: My boyfriend cant take criticism but he’s terrible at going down on me, what should I do?
Full video episode: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCH7gb4G5OTj4II-zv7K-8Ew
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Tv Doctor caught exchanging Botox for S*x with Onlyf*ns Model | EP84 Luke and Pete Talking Sheet
On this weeks episode the boys discuss a doctor who gave free botox in exchange for s*x and the boys question is this wrong? A man who has a gay best friend, beats him up because he claimed they were having an affair. The boys question why two men having a punch up is newsworthy. The French First Lady is suing because she is called a man, and they have a dilemma close to Pete’s heart.
f you have any questions or dilemmas please send them to the Luke and Pete Hotline (+44)07932 633 553 or E-mail Help@lukeandPete.com or message us on any of the socials and we will help you out Luke and Pete style😜
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Intro
Black/brown people have dry skin and white peoples feet smell
Luke and Pete in the club + Lukes racist P*rn story
Man beats up gay best friend for spreding rumours
French First Lady suing for being called a man
Doctor offers Botox for s*x, is he wrong?
Dilemma: I don’t get on with my middle class girlfriends friends, help!
Full video episode: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCH7gb4G5OTj4II-zv7K-8Ew
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Use the Hashtag #LukeandPete to connect with Luke and Pete and don't forget to rate, review, listen on iTunes, Google, Spotify, or your favourite podcast app.
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Twitter: https://twitter.com/standuppete/status/1493299084719013902
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Ex Soldier Marries conjoined twins, is it wrong? | EP83 Luke and Pete Talking Sheet
On this weeks episode we discuss a man who marries conjoined twins and you know Luke and Pete get right into this. with two dilemmas including a man who got the "ick" on a first date and called it off and a woman who wants to understand her boyfriends behaviour.
If you have any questions or dilemmas please send them to the Luke and Pete Hotline (+44)07932 633 553 or E-mail Help@lukeandPete.com or message us on any of the socials and we will help you out Luke and Pete style😜
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Intro
Ex soldier marries conjoined twins
The twins in the bedroom
If Luke and Pete were conjoined
Dilemma 1: How can a man claim to have feelings but still tel to other women?
Dilemma 2: I went on a date with a woman and got the “ick” was I to harsh?
Full video episode: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCH7gb4G5OTj4II-zv7K-8Ew
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► Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/3kqRghi4CWuuXixsPymSt6
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Use the Hashtag #LukeandPete to connect with Luke and Pete and don't forget to rate, review, listen on iTunes, Google, Spotify, or your favourite podcast app.
Find Peter Rethinasamy @:
Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/p/B_DAktznmaO/?hl=en
TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@standuppete/video/6923163838665788677
Twitter: https://twitter.com/standuppete/status/1493299084719013902
Find Luke Craig @:
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Twitter: https://twitter.com/Lukekingcraig
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"We've been dating 8 years and he won't marry me should I leave?" | EP82 Luke and Pete Talking Sheet
On this weeks episode the boys have two dilemmas one where a woman wants to get married but her partner is delaying because he doesn’t have the finances. And the second is from a woman who has a daughter by a man that has a second child and he show preferable treatment to the other child should she cut him off? Find out the valuable advice the boys deliver.
If you have any questions or dilemmas please send them to the Luke and Pete Hotline (+44)07932 633 553 or E-mail Help@lukeandPete.com or message us on any of the socials and we will help you out Luke and Pete style😜
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Intro + Terrible gig
Dilemma 1: “He won’t marry me”
Marriage changes a man
If Pete was single he would want to marry a rich woman
Dilemma 2: “My daughters dad is a waste-man should I cut him off?”
If the woman is doing well and the man isn’t should he still help with the little he has?
Causation vs correlation + Nostradamus
🎧 Podcast
► Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/3kqRghi4CWuuXixsPymSt6
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Use the Hashtag #LukeandPete to connect with Luke and Pete and don't forget to rate, review, listen on iTunes, Google, Spotify, or your favourite podcast app.
Find Peter Rethinasamy @:
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TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@standuppete/video/6923163838665788677
Twitter: https://twitter.com/standuppete/status/1493299084719013902
Find Luke Craig @:
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Woman steals Sp*rm from hotel trash to get rich (allegedly) | EP81 Luke and Pete Talking Sheet
On this weeks episode the boys discuss a story that has been circulating about a woman who allegedly stole a rich mans sp*rm and claimed child support. They discuss forced fatherhood and spurgling (burgling sp*rm) and the story of Randy the guinea Pig who escaped his enclosure and impregnated 100 females
If you have any questions or dilemmas please send them to the Luke and Pete Hotline (+44)07932 633 553 or E-mail Help@lukeandPete.com or message us on any of the socials and we will help you out Luke and Pete style😜
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Intro
Pete rips into Nando’s staff + Argument over cheese
Woman allegedly takes condom out of trash to get rich
Luke’s agony aunt story + Pete exposes Charlotte, again!
Lukes has ago at Pete and he bites back
Forced fatherhood A.K.A spurgling
Jimmy Savile + Louis Theroux
Only concerned with prejudice that effects you
Vicious Pete + How would you deal with forced fatherhood?
Does Luke not trust women?
Randy the guinea pig to father 400
The middle class don’t handle adversity well
Full video episode: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCH7gb4G5OTj4II-zv7K-8Ew
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Use the Hashtag #LukeandPete to connect with Luke and Pete and don't forget to rate, review, listen on iTunes, Google, Spotify, or your favourite podcast app.
Find Peter Rethinasamy @:
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Twitter: https://twitter.com/standuppete/status/1493299084719013902
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"I cheat because my wife doesn't satisfy me and I don't feel bad" | EP80 Luke and Pete Talking Sheet
On this week episode the boys say good bye to someone who has recently passed away. Then they get on to the topic of cheating and Pete try’s to out Luke. Then they finish with a juicy dilemma from a man who cheats and doesn’t regret it
If you have any questions or dilemmas please send them to the Luke and Pete Hotline (+44)07932 633 553 or E-mail Help@lukeandPete.com or message us on any of the socials and we will help you out Luke and Pete style😜
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Intro + A legend passes away
Is society getting weaker?
Black culture Vs Indian culture
Dilemma from man who cheats on his wife
Luke confesses more then he should
Sometimes you need to make love to a stranger
Can you still love her if you cheat? + Beyonce and Jay-z
When you know the relationship is over
Some women are upfront about what they want
Full video episode: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCH7gb4G5OTj4II-zv7K-8Ew
🎧 Podcast
► Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/3kqRghi4CWuuXixsPymSt6
► Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/luke-and-pete-talking-sheet/id1643482683
Use the Hashtag #LukeandPete to connect with Luke and Pete and don't forget to rate, review, listen on iTunes, Google, Spotify, or your favourite podcast app.
Find Peter Rethinasamy @:
Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/p/B_DAktznmaO/?hl=en
TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@standuppete/video/6923163838665788677
Twitter: https://twitter.com/standuppete/status/1493299084719013902
Find Luke Craig @:
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Twitter: https://twitter.com/Lukekingcraig
Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/lukekingcraig
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