Fiction Fixation Fiction Fixation

It’s every teenage girl’s dream. Being sent to a reform school that is actually a front for a religious YA fan fiction novel to play out. With two super hot angels fighting over you. One even brings you COFFEE. And YOU have secrets you don’t even know about. It’s giving perfect senior year.

Is she the villain? Is HE the villain? Its the age old debate with this cult classic. We go through all 500 Days of Summer with Tom and offer a new option... Is there even a villain?

Imagine, you’re a 40 year old divorcee with a teenage daughter. Your ex-husband nails on parenting time on your BIRTHDAY WEEKEND. Your life is over. WRONG. Because you’re Anne Hathaway. You’re gonna go to Coachella, meet a pop star, then tour with him around Europe all summer and see what them hands do.

This week we take on this based on true events movie starring Ryan Gosling and Kirsten Dunst. They may have changed his name, but they couldn’t change the creep factor or his implied guilt of at least 2 murders (and accessory to another). While well never know exactly what happened to his wife, he do know he had a wall of windows. And that speaks for itself.

What kind of messy intrigue are you involved with? The answer for our teenage assassin is, well...a lot. Anything she can find honestly. Even after adamantly stating she will not get involved. All while navigating a love triangle between her guard and the prince. Ladies and Gents, it’s time for Courtney to introduce Rose to the cult she’s been begging for by dragging her further into the SJM universe.

On the heels of TTPD’s release we needed to feel... Well, tortured. Emotionally mangled. Cruel manipulation. Some less than honorable intentions if you will. And this movie delivered from the joyless, unsupervised teenagers, all the way to the vehicular manslaughter and a surprise funeral revenge plot? Yes, please.