21 min
Episode 26: Why Do We Let an Old Man in a Costume Touch Our Kids in Malls Every Christmas? Hildy's Hot Takes
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Seriously though, is it really that important to get a picture of your 3 year old that doesn't have a clue what is going on with "Santa" who is probably some old weird geezer that gets off on child pornography?? On this episode I talk about that, and also that nobody gives on flying fuck about the recap of your year that you post on your social media stories. It is almost 2022 and if you didn't know, paper receipts give you cancer when you touch them. No joke, look it up. They are also a purely archaic way to document a purchasing transaction in the year that is 2021, almost 2022. Also included in this episode are the facts that if Minnesota Wild fans don't shut up about the Wild being good they will literally jinx themselves into not even making the playoffs, and that some girls entire lives revolve around saying that guys are walking red flags. How about you look in the mirror????? Enjoy.
Seriously though, is it really that important to get a picture of your 3 year old that doesn't have a clue what is going on with "Santa" who is probably some old weird geezer that gets off on child pornography?? On this episode I talk about that, and also that nobody gives on flying fuck about the recap of your year that you post on your social media stories. It is almost 2022 and if you didn't know, paper receipts give you cancer when you touch them. No joke, look it up. They are also a purely archaic way to document a purchasing transaction in the year that is 2021, almost 2022. Also included in this episode are the facts that if Minnesota Wild fans don't shut up about the Wild being good they will literally jinx themselves into not even making the playoffs, and that some girls entire lives revolve around saying that guys are walking red flags. How about you look in the mirror????? Enjoy.
21 min