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We’ve already tackled Side One of our ’86 HEAD-TO-HEAD DEATH MATCH featuring MOP & RIB (“Puppets & Blood”), and now it’s time to go through Side Two in order to reach our final verdict. As usual, there were difficult decisions to be made, and the deliberation was not easy, but we did it, and the only thing we can really say that will make any sense at all is that it’s really hard to compare two such incomparable albums that are as equally incredible yet vastly unique as tacos and spaghetti. 
 
Get ready to find out how “left-handed guitar picks” can impact your playing and discover the mythical metal legend known as “Ozzy Dio”. It’s time to learn which song is “Slayer’s Enter Sandman” and become more familiarized with some of the more commonly used “country sayings” in the South that may or may not also apply to “fruit flies”. In short, “don’t be a fricker” and JOIN US for the nail-biting conclusion to our ’86 DEATH MATCH featuring Side Two of MASTER OF PUPPETS & REIGN IN BLOOD.
 
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Show Notes:
(00:01): “This one, and that one, and those ones…”/ “We found one that looked just like yours…”/ #theanswerisno / “That’s coming from a bass player…”/ “It’s the best…”/ “They’re like THAT long…”/ “At least you can admit it, bro…”/ ***And the moral of this episode is NEVER get rid of your music gear!!!***/ “We used it in the studio…where #BlackSabbath recorded #SeventhStar in #AtlantaGeorgia …”/ #thimbleblessings / “I did come a little bit…I feel like you’re reaching now, bruh…”/ “Whatever…I was gulping his #ghostfarts …”/ #youwin / “It’s not even the same dude…”/ ***WARNING: #listenerdiscretionisadvised ***/ “My favorite part of that is ‘exhausting’…”/ ***WELCOME BACK TO THE METAL NERDERY PODCAST!!!*** / #happyfifthanniversary / “Part one was kind of a nail biter…”/ #boxingsoccerhockey (“Those are sports you can tie in…because they’re not real sports.”) / #lefthandedguitarpicks / “I make the notes with my left hand…”/ “He gets ALL the poon…”
 
(09:43): Check us out on the #socialmedia at #Instagram and #Facebook and #YouTube at #metalnerderypodcast or send us an email at metalnerdery@gmail.com or GIVE US A CALL AND LEAVE US A VOICEMAIL AT 980-666-8182!!! / #voicemailsegment #PissingPost / “I’ve got a story for that one…”/ “Now how did she know?” / #chuggindugans / “That’s not too young…”/ “It made as much of a difference as…’oh, he likes guacamole on his nachos…’” / “Have you guys seen the movie #Rockstar?” / #SteelDragon / “You would say that…”/ “She must have tucked well…”/ “Here’s what bothers me MORE than someone’s sexuality…”/ “Sometimes you have to reconcile what you hate about someone you love…”
 
(17:33): #PatreonShoutOut / “Dude, I wanna go to #Australia…where everything wants to kill you.”/ “Who would win between a kangaroo and a crocodile in Australia?” / “It just takes one…”/ #SabbathDio #OzzyDio #idontfeelverygood / #Doom

For those who haven’t been following the bouncing ball(s), we’ve been discussing the ’86 DEATH MATCH since we did our ’88 Death Match a few episodes back (which was a complete bloodbath all on its own!) so we decided “What better way to commemorate our 5th anniversary as ‘The Number 2 Podcast Ever’ (behind Rogan) than to pit the two finest albums in the totality of thrash metal history against each other…to the death!?” 
 
If you thought our ’88 Death Match between …And Justice For All and South Of Heaven was brutal, you’d better take a “get ready pill”, because you ain’t seen nothing yet. As with each matchup in our HEAD-TO-HEAD DEATH MATCH series, the stakes are raised ever higher & the carnage escalates exponentially, and our ’86 HEAD-TO-HEAD DEATH MATCH featuring Metallica’s MASTER OF PUPPETS and Slayer’s REIGN IN BLOOD is undoubtedly no exception. This was certainly not an easy task. In truth, it was quite “hard…rigid…difficult…” and given the sheer enormity of the task at hand, it was also downright “girthy”. From the most unbelievably legendary album openers (and closers) to the most haunting album art of any albums in thrash history, one thing remains clear with both of these ferocious audio offerings: “the bar is set”.
 
Get ready to “mark ALL the times” and remember, even though this episode might be a tough pill to take for some, whatever you do, “don’t spit it out, just swallow it”. Prepare to “flatten the herd” and brace yourself for “moments of assholism” as we discuss “an eternal force that goes on forever” when you JOIN US for a day of celebration as we commemorate 5 years of Metal Nerdery madness with some “special guesteses” in The Bunkerpoon and go deep inside the octagon with our 1986 HEAD-TO-HEAD DEATH MATCH featuring “the most powerfully majestic” metal of MASTER OF PUPPETS and the “Picasso devil” infused, thrash evilocity of REIGN IN BLOOD.
 
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Show Notes:
(00:01): “We’ve got…” / “This is a #celebrationday fellas…” / #fiveyearanniversary of #metalnerderypodcast / “There’s a reason you got an invite…”/ “You’re supposed to save ‘em…”/ “This episode will air on 6/6/24…”/ #specialguesteses / “Am I supposed to hear myself in this?”/ “Which one’s bigger?” / #itsdefinitelynotyours / #growershower / “It’s the same…”/ #markthetime / ***WARNING: #listenerdiscretionisadvised ***/ “It’s so awesome…it’s weird, right?” / “It’s where the power comes from dude…”/ ***WELCOME BACK TO THE METAL NERDERY PODCAST, FIFTH ANNIVERSARY EDITION!!!*** / #pipes / “I’m usually the #deepvoiceguy …” / #markthetime / #BarryWhiteASMR / “I’ve got your #bigness buddy…”/ “You have allergies?” / #tangentional / “that’s a much better, superior word…”/ “Your usage was spot on…”/ #fromthetits / #thisepisodesbeeroftheepisode / “Went simple today…” / #RedStripe #fourpointsevenABV / “Are they like the #Budweiser of #Jamaica you think?” / “They’re selling #pastis on the beach, mon…”/ #twentyyearsago 
 
(6:01): “You can hit us up on the socials…” / ***IF YOU WANNA SKIP TO #THEDOCKET YOU

Definitely “angsty” and undisputedly heavier, more aggressive, and focused than punk, NEW YORK HARDCORE  (NYHC) emerged at a time when punk was on its way out and thrash was on its way into the heavy music scene, ultimately becoming a “de facto” bridge between the thrash and punk scenes and eventually bringing them both together to bless the metal world with the new genre known as crossover (insert “shameless” United Forces reference here).
 
It’s time to learn the best way to “lift weights” in the weight training community and discover how to avoid an unwelcome “updraft waft” that in no way resembles “a spring mountain day in Scotland”. Find out which band is “the Sabbath of thrash and the Zeppelin of metal” and behold the best Manscaped advertisement ever produced (which should hopefully keep us from becoming any more “off-putting and frankly, tiresome” than we already are) when you JOIN US as we look at the genre that helped to bridge the gap and unite the forces of punk and thrash: NEW YORK HARDCORE.
 
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(00:01): “I think people are letting us know that they’re listening…without letting us know…” / #lettingusknowthatyourelistening / “Well #Forbidden shared one of our posts…which makes us #famous …”/ “Atlanta comic, hail…” / #nickmurphy #punchline #atlantacomedy / “I think if I was a thinner man I could get close…”/ “I guess we could be monogamous…”/ “We were just listening to #CharlieDanielsBand #TheDevilWentDownToGeorgia / “I can only hear the #CDBVersion …” / #countrymetal / #andbegin / ***WARNING: #listenerdiscretionisadvised *** / ***WELCOME BACK TO THE METAL NERDERY PODCAST EXPERIENCE TELETHON!!!*** / “Pouring the goodness…sucking it down…also choking it down.” / #cannotdoit #fireball / “You know when you do shots of vodka?” / “that’s the same… (not so much) …”/ #rewind #trashcanvomit (“Without a mixer, it’s #horrendous …”) / #RMRose #FireOnTheMountain #thisepisodesclinkyoftheepisode / #propoleneglycol / “This episode brought to you by…MEAT!” / #meat #skiptothedocket
 
(05:35): “As long as they don’t go to #hotranchmode …” / #Manscaped #BallDeodorant (“It’s a waft I don’t mind…”) / #updraftwaft / “It’s like a spring mountain day in Scotland…” / “Do it in #DrEvilerVoice …” / #ManscapedPromo ***GO TO METALNERDERY.COM/MERCH TO GET YOUR METAL NERDERY MERCH!!!*** / ***This episode brought to you by manscaped.com where you can use #promocode #METAL (“That’s #promocodeMETAL …”) for 20% off and FREE SHIPPING on your entire order!!!*** / #postproduction / “My nose hairs are getting out of control…”/ “The #GarySineses ?” / #readingisimportant / #bestfathersdaygiftever #ManscapedDotCom (“If nothing else, get the undies and the ball deodorant…”) / “they have a really nice package…”/ “that’s not ‘drawers’ that’s ‘draws’…”/ #RussellsTestimoniesASMR / “It does say that it’s #waterproof right?” / #allegedly #noshocks (“Manscaped: No shocks…”) / #dontplugitin / #listenerdiscretionisadvised / “Nice and clean…and shorned and sheened…” / “It felt good when it was goin’ on…” / “I’m catching a good #waft …”/ “It’s got #stayingpower …because it sticks around fo

“Is this the GOOD Sabbath or the BAD Sabbath?”
We know what you’re thinking: “Wait, didn’t they skip a few albums in there somewhere? Did they put them all on Patreon or…what happened?” Rest assured, nothing has been skipped, however, we did jump ahead a little bit because “some of us” have been jonesing to fast forward through the BLACK SABBATH catalog by 3 albums or so and time travel straight to 1981 and the release of MOB RULES, the final studio album (at the time) from the legendary Ronnie James Dio era of the band. 
 
There’s a certain distinctive sonic difference between Heaven And Hell and MOB RULES, primarily with regard to production. While Heaven And Hell tends to have a more “Rainbow meets Ozzy Sabbath” sound to it, MOB RULES sounds much more like the first three Dio solo albums from the early 80’s, so much so that it almost sounds like it could pass as a Rainbow, BLACK SABBATH, or even Dio record. But, at the end of the day, if you had to say, “THIS album sounds like BLACK SABBATH with Dio”, the only correct answer would be MOB RULES.
 
Always remember that the difference between “hot ranch and ‘the smell of’ hot ranch” is as vast as the difference between a “frenulum piercing” and a “frenum piercing”. It’s high time we “right the wrongs” from a few episodes back and get “up close, pretty front” in order to understand that “the gravy’s got no giblets in it” when you JOIN US as we celebrate the most Ronnie James Dio sounding BLACK SABBATH album in heavy metal history as we dive into MOB RULES.
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Show Notes:
(00:01): “That’s a recoil…” / #brother / #darkchocolaterum from #Roatan / #RussellsReflectionsCocktailEdition / #deadmansfingers #thisepisodesclinkyoftheepisode / #andbegin / ***WARNING: #listenerdiscretionisadvised *** / “That was a hardcore song…”/ ***WELCOME BACK TO THE METAL NERDERY PODCAST!!!*** / “Servin’ it up and suckin’ it down…” / #thisepisodesbeeroftheepisode #MangoCart #GoldenRoadBrewing / #McJonalds / “It’s how women jerk off…”/ “You don’t wanna skip…that’s a waste…”/ #moneyshot / “That’s probably my least favorite porn…”/ “I need a plot and a story and a director…”/ “The new things…for you kids today…”/ #Manscaped #FathersDayGiftIdeas / “Dude, what if he’s got Magnum P.I. pubes?” / ***Go to manscaped.com and enter promo code METAL for 20% off and free shipping!!!*** / “I’m just gonna be myself…and read this.”/ “He’s got #sideburns on them balls…”/ #thetotalpackage / “What’s a #zaddy ?”/ #seedlessseed / “The gravy’s got no giblets in it…”/ #testimonies #facepubes (“This is a very well used instrument in my bathroom…”) / “I thought about putting that other places…”/ “I went a little bit further…”/ #yourballswillthankyou / “Sometimes it just takes one word…” / “Are you fucking kidding me!?”
 
(12:00): #PatreonShoutout #MetalNerderyPatreon / “That’s a good band name…”/ #loveyoumeanit / “Patreon should get the first listen to the #Doomsicle tracks…”/ “That is a killer segue into The Wizard…”/ #Albatross & #IommiWorship / #newpiercingtechnology (“I saw it on 2 different ladies…”) / #markthetime (“You’ve got something in your teeth…”) / “The

The “Bunkerpoon After Dark” is a bit different than the usual Metal Nerdery Podcast format. It’s stripped down, bare, naked, and not unlike “The Triangle”, it’s unredacted, unfiltered, and completely raw. There’s not a lot of production quality, no shittah, no clinkies, and no beers of the episode, but it’s pure unbridled Metal Nerdery madness at its finest. 
 
Think of this as a sample of the sort of “South American adult entertainment” you can expect from our Patreon episodes (which includes the now infamous “Hog Story”).
 
So, give this a listen, give us a call at 980-666-8182 and tell us about the most defining metal moments in your life and JOIN US (here AND on Patreon) for a taste of the Metal Nerdery Podcast “Bunkerpoon After Dark” Patreon Preview.
 
***Go to www.patreon.com/metalnerderypodcast and JOIN US there to unlock the summary and show notes for this episode!!!***

After catching Damage Inc. live in concert a few weeks back, we felt inspired to investigate the vast conglomeration of artists who have performed their own cover versions of songs originally written by the biggest cover band to have ever blessed heavy metal, the mighty METALLICA.
 
Even though METALLICA have come a long way from their old school “dirty thrash” sound, modern artists continue to create their own interpretations of songs from throughout METALLICA’s vast catalog. Whether it’s completely reimagined with an entirely different arrangement or a faithful, note perfect rendition of the original all the way down to the production nuances, there are endless possibilities as to what you might hear.
 
Always remember that “you eat and then shoot” because it’s important to “follow the instructions” to ensure things don’t “get out of hand”. Learn why “rolling your R’s” is an important social skill (especially when ordering at certain restaurants), get ready for some “brisket tips”, remain calm anytime you run out of “crème fraiche” or “the triangles are turning into rhombuses” and prepare to activate your laugh wheeze (“assuming we don’t get cancelled”) when you JOIN US as we give a listen to a veritable plethora of METALLICA COVERS.
 
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(00:01): “You know what’s bad? It’s when you do shit backwards…” / #followtheinstructions (“You wouldn’t do the beer before the clinky…you eat and then shoot.”) / “We’re not judging at all…”/ “I’m flexible…” / “I’ve never done it on purpose…maybe by accident…”/ #imsorrydude / #cheersfellas / ***WARNING: #listenerdiscretionisadvised *** / “I’m gonna have to take it home because the wife is real particular…” / #darkchocolaterum / #RussellsAlcoholReflections / ***WELCOME BACK TO THE METAL NERDERY PODCAST!!!*** / #MattsJokeEarlier / “I might have done the latter part…”/ NOTE: I think it’s Cranston / ***IF YOU WANNA SKIP TO THE MEAT, GO TO #TheDocket ***
 
(03:53): #thisepisodesbeeroftheepisode #virginlips #Blakes #TheVerdict / “That’s actually really good…I don’t think it’s that spicy.” / #watermelonASMR / “You’re not getting the heat? Take another swig…” / “It finishes in the throat with a little heat…” / #markthetime / “Are your balls loved today?” / #broughttoyouby #Manscaped #WithLoveFromManscaped / “My balls have never smelled fresher…” / #itfeelsamazing #itsmellsamazing / “Like #nudeunderwear …” / #cradled / #thepackage (“That’s when I went to work…”) / “Its very effective…” / #waterproof / “I always just shaved over the trash can…” / #straddleandshave / #noshocks / #nickingtheballs / “Have you tried the smoother attachment on your balls?” / “That sounds like the weirdest vagina…” / “Now I’ve gotta hear #BulletBoys …” / ***GO TO MANSCAPED.COM AND USE PROMO CODE “METAL” FOR 20% OFF & FREE SHIPPING ON YOUR ENTIRE ORDER!!!*** / ***Hit us up on the #socialmedia at #IG and #FB and #Instagram and #Facebook and #InstaGood and #YouTube and #elsewhere #instatits #instavag #facefuck #youbewbs #youvoobs at #metalnerderypodcast …*** / ***GIVE US A CALL AND LEAVE US A VOICEMAIL AT 980-666-8182!!!*** / #wellplayyourshittah #femalevocalist #BeyondThePale IMMINENCE (“Holy shit!”) / “I would never gu