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“Life may not be fair, but the afterlife tries to be.” That’s the motto of the DMV. (The Department of Mishaps and Violence). When Dawn Menendez finds out that she’s met her untimely demise in a freak curling iron/fire sprinkler accident, she’s met with a posthumous opportunity. She was the 777th soul reaped by the department that day. She now has the opportunity to go back to earth for an entire year, chaperoned by the Reaper who took her soul. The only hitch? Before she’s sent back to earth, she learns that her cosmic scale has been found wanting. Her soul weighs just enough to get sent to a hell dimension. What could she have possibly done? All she did was play MMO’s and go to work. Her first night on earth, her reaper suggests that her accidental demise may have been murder. If she can prove she was murdered, she gets to be reincarnated, and avoid going to hell. Now, Dawn has a year to prove she was murdered and balance the cosmic scales in her favor.Things would be a lot easier if her Reaper would stop getting high and help her.
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Tormentia's
Send us a Text Message.We're back, baby! Mix a bunch of flavored syrups into your lead filled Stanley cup, and have a listen. The final season starts with our little family being split between dimensions. Dawn and Sunny come back home after the events of last season's finale. Leonard tells us about his struggle with Peyronie's Disease. There's a big hole in Dallas, and Rita had nothing to do with it. We meet a charming woman with 6 boobs. Rita learns that she really needs to start reading thi...
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Rectum Weevil
Send us a Text Message.Anything you heard about demons coming from holes in the sky was entirely in your head. This isn't gaslighting. If the tretinoin and sunscreen aren't cutting it, Sanguis has a new anti-aging topical medication that will blow your balls clean off. Dawn has an unexpected lunch date over Vietnamese food. Cardi B is also there? Rita gets acquainted with the fast casual dining options and fauna of the hell dimension in which she finds herself. GUARD YOUR BUTTHOLE. Dawn,...
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Never Speak To Me Of Craig!
Send us a Text Message.In this episode: Judith explores the local cuisine in hell. Dawn confirms that she's not receiving coded messages from the Duolingo owl. Leonard takes us back- WAY BACK- to the first attempted Infernal Bacchanal. Millie and Rita have some sisterly time, complaining about their dad. Rita is handling some new and exciting (derogatory) changes to her body. Dawn, Germ - Autumn Potts @littleinkpottsNarrator, Leonard - Sean Turner @seanwkturnerSquimmy, Kiegha...
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Littlest Buddy
Send us a Text Message.In this episode: We take a trip back to a WWII bomb shelter, with Judith! Kieghan nearly sends his weird gay aunts to hell, with his lack of impulse control. Leonard models the most charming novelty backpack. Jacksie does a poop in the kitchen. Debbie is in BIG trouble at work. Rita has issues with soap. Millie tries a carbonated beverage for the first time. Dawn, Uriel - Autumn Potts @littleinkpottsNarrator, Leonard, Jens - Sean Turner @seanwkturnerKie...
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Stinky Derek
Send us a Text Message.In this episode: Jacksie is a big, strong boy- like, more so than usual. Dawn, Sunny, and Leonard arrive in hell. Viv and Kieghan do shrooms together. They don't really know each other super well, so that sounds weird out of context, but we swear it makes sense. We learn that the Rita is genetically predisposed to enjoy gay oil wrestling. Kyle may or may not be violating someone's intellectual property, with one of his dreamscape rooms. Rita meets her new nemesis....
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Rutabaga! Rutabaga! Rutabaga!
Send us a Text Message.In this episode: Rita and Millie do a breaking and entering! Judith attends a business meeting where there's more talk about cloacas than you'd expect. Dawn, Sunny, Leonard, and Jacksie stop by their local Bennigan's. Leonard finds some highly erotic literature on the ground. Did you know that with just a few lines, you can change a drawing of a four leaf clover into a f****d up little dick and balls? Rita sees the most beautiful room she's ever seen in her ...