Your Momma Jokes and Jokes
Your Momma Jokes and Jokes·Reading your momma jokes and jokes for comedy. Listen. Aren't they funny?😁
Collection of my works of Poetry
Collection of my works of Poetry·I'm reading poems that I wrote. The Contents of my poetry are: 1. Awesome God-A Miracle Worker With Love·2. Will The Church Be Prepared·3. Illusions·4. Music·5. The Prophet's·6. North Carolina's Nature·7. Encouragement·8. Accomplishments of Old Times·9. Condolences·10. Lonely Broken Heartache·11. Who Won The Race?·12. Changes·13. Overcome Jealousy·14. Mother·15. Pledge·16. The Rich Man and The Bigger Barns·17. Whitney's Voice·18. Wild Orchid·19. Christmas Jesus Birth·20. Detroit·21. Jesus Our Salvation and Righteousness·22. Divine Blackness·23. Confusion Occurred
Commentary on LL Cool J and Q-Tip
Today. I will be discussing about the rap artists LL Cool J and Q-Tip.- Music can change the world. Music gives a soul to the universe, wings to the mind, flight to the imagination and life to everything.·Let's give it up to LL Cool J and Q-Tip.·Now introducing LL Cool J. James Todd Smith professionally known as LL Cool J that is short for Ladies Love Cool James. He is an American rapper, record producer, actor, author, and entrepreneur from Queens, New York. LL Cool J has released 13 studio albums. He is known for these such hip-hop and R+B hits. They are Going Back to Cali, I'm Bad, The Boomin System, Rock the Bells, Mama Said Knock You Out, Doin It, I Need Love, All I Have, Around The Way Girl, Hey Lover and Exit 13.·LL Cool J appeared in various films and shows. They are In Too Deep, Any Given Sunday, SWAT, Deep Blue Sea, Mindhunters, Edison and NCIS Los Angeles.·LL Cool J's popularity began from his appearance on American Bandstand as the first hip hop act on the show, as well as his appearance on Diana Ross 1987 television special, Red Hot Rhythm and Blues.·He has been a two-time Grammy Award winner.·And lastly, LL Cool J became the first rapper to receive the Kennedy Center of Honors.·A quote made from LL Cool J. "As a black man, my hope is that I can touch more and more people all over the world of different races and different colours.·Now introducing Q-Tip. Kamaal Ibn John Fareed born in Harlem, New York as Johnathan William Davis is better known by his stage name Q-Tip. He is an American rapper, record producer, singer, actor and DJ.·Q-Tip appeared in such films as Poetic Justice, She Hates Me and Prison Song.·In 2016, Johnathan Davis was given artistic director for hip-hop culture at the Kennedy Center.·And in 2018 he became an instructor of a jazz and hip-hop course at New York University's Clive Davis Institute of Recorded Music.·Afrika Baby Bam from the hip-hop group Jungle Brothers gave him the nickname Q-Tip. This nickname became popular for him in high school. Which later became his stage name.·In 1988, Q-Tip was featured on the Jungle Brothers songs titled The Promo and Black Is Black. The Promo and Black Is Black both were on the album Straight out the Jungle.·Later. Q-Tip renamed his hip hop group A Tribe Called Quest. The rename of his hip-hop group was given to him by Afrika Baby Bam. All three groups, Jungle Brothers, De La Soul and A Tribe Called Quest formed their positive minded and good natured Afrocentric lyrics.·In 1991, A Tribe Called Quest released a second album The Low End Theory.·The summer of 1996, A Tribe Called Quest released a fourth album Beats, Rhymes and Life.·In 1999, after the break up of his group, Q-Tip began pursuing his solo career. He released his solo album Amplified and then he released his second solo album in 2008 titled The Renaissance.·Johnathan Davis, Q-Tip is an outstanding producer in jazz-based hip hop. He is known as a perfectionist on these instruments: vocals, keyboards, drums, bass guitar, guitar, glockenspiel, turntables and sampler.·A quote made by Q-Tip reads "The thing that men and women need to do is stick together. Progressions can't be made if we're separate forever."·Bravo for LL Cool J and Q-Tip.·Recently. LL Cool J says on Twitter that he and Q-Tip are working together on a new album.·LL Cool J says on Twitter "I just started recording new music produced by my lil bro."·After Q-Tip Twitter response LL Cool J further says "I'm putting this new music out on defjam." And ending. Congratulations to LL Cool J and Q-Tip on their new album. I'm saying keep up with your excellent music careers. One good thing about music, when it hits you, you feel no pain. By Bob Marley. Good- bye.
Pray To Receive the Holy Spirit
It says in Hebrews 12:5-11 and ye have forgotten the exhortation which speaketh unto you as unto children, My son, despise not thou the chastening of the Lord, nor faint when thou art rebuked of him: for whom the Lord loveth he chasteneth, and scourgeth every son whom he receiveth. If ye endure chastening, God dealeth with you as with sons; for what son is he whom the father chasteneth not? But if ye be without chastisement, whereof all are partakers, then are ye bastards, and not sons. Furthermore we have had fathers of our flesh which corrected us, and we gave them reverence: shall we not much rather be in subjection unto the Father of spirits, and live? For they verily for a few days chastened us after their own pleasure; but he for our profit, that we might be partakers of his holiness. Now no chastening for the present seemeth to be joyous, but grievous: nevertheless afterward it yieldeth the peaceable fruit of righteousness unto them which are exercised thereby. Amen.- And I am telling you have to work for it. You have to work to receive your baptism of the Holy Ghost. (Pray for it!)3x. If you want to receive it. But it is a working process.- Say this prayer right here: Dear Jesus Christ, please baptize me with your Holy Spirit so that I can prosper. Also, let your Holy Spirit empower me to live a triumphant life on the earth. Please make me an embodiment of your testimony through the help of your Holy Spirit. For in the name of Jesus Christ. I pray. Amen.- First. You must be chosen by God. And that's anyone who is a believer in Jesus Christ. You are chosen and set apart. I Peter 2:3- If so be ye have tasted that the Lord is gracious. To whom coming, as unto a living stone, disallowed indeed of men, but chosen of God, and precious, ye also, as lively stones, are built up a spiritual house, an holy priesthood, to offer up spiritual sacrifices, acceptable to God by Jesus Christ. So. It is a working process. Continue. Wherefore also it is contained in the scripture, behold, I lay in Sion a chief corner stone, elect, precious: and he that believeth on him shall not be confounded. Unto you therefore which believe he is precious: but unto them which be disobedient, the stone which the builders disallowed, the same is made the head of the corner, and a stone of stumbling, and a rock of offence, even to them which stumble at the word, being disobedient: whereunto also they were appointed. But ye are chosen generation, a royal priesthood, an holy nation, a peculiar people; that ye should shew forth the praises of him who hath called you out of darkness into marvelous light. Amen.- I Corinthians 1:21 Now he who establishes us with you in Christ and has anointed us is God, who also has sealed us and given us the Spirit in our hearts as a guarantee. Amen. God gives us his spirit through Jesus Christ. Which means yes we have to work for it.- Build your faith in Jesus Christ. If you haven't already done thus. Just believing makes you anointed.- I John 2:27-29 But the anointing which ye have received of him abideth in you, and ye need not that any man teach you: but as the same anointing teacheth you of all things, and is truth, and is no lie, and even as it hath taught you, ye shall abide in him. And now, little children, abide in him; that, when he shall appear, we may have confidence, and not be ashamed before him at his coming. If ye know that he is righteous, ye know that every one that doeth righteousness is born of him. The anointing that John is referring to is the Holy Spirit. He says you have no need to be taught because the Holy Spirit leads you into all truth, as the Bible says. This doesn't mean don't listen to the word of God be preached, but it means that you can know and agree to what the preachers, teachers and fellow believers say. Since we all have the same Holy Spirit in us. Also. You can keep the anointing of salvation within you by abiding in Jesus. Jesus said, remain in me, and I will remain in you. Amen.- The
Easy General Tso's Chicken
Easy General Tso's Chicken· Preparation Time: 15 minutes·Cook Time: 15 minutes·Servings yields: It makes 4 servings- Ingredients: For The Chicken: 1/3 cup of cornstarch·1/3 cup of All-Purpose Flour·2-1/2lbs. Boneless skinless chicken thighs, cut into 1-inch pieces·Vegetable oil, for frying- For The Sauce: 1 Tablespoon of cornstarch·1/4 cup of Soy Sauce·2 Tablespoons of Vegetable oil·1/4 cup dried chilies·1 Tablespoon minced garlic·1 Tablespoon minced ginger·1/4 cup rice wine vinegar·1/4 cup hoisin sauce·1/4 cup packed light brown sugar·1 cup chicken stock·1 Tablespoon sesame oil·Sliced scallions for garnishing.- Instructions: How to make the chicken: In a medium bowl, whisk together the cornstarch and flour with 1 teaspoon kosher salt and 1/8 teaspoon pepper. Add the chicken pieces to bowl, tossing to coat.- Add 2 to 3 inches of vegetable oil to a large heavy-bottomed stockpot set over medium-high heat. Line a plate with paper towels.- Once the oil is hot enough. Let's get ready to fry some chicken. Shake off any excess flour mixture from the chicken and add them to the oil in batches.- Cook the chicken pieces in batches, turning as needed with metal tongues, until golden brown and cooked through. Using a slotted spoon/strainer spoon, transfer the cooked chicken to the paper towel-lined plate. Now let's get ready to make the sauce.- Make The Sauce: In a small bowl, whisk together the cornstarch and soy sauce to make a slurry. Set the slurry aside. Set this thick liquid stir mixture(slurry) to the side.- Next. Put 2 tablespoons of the Vegetable oil in a large saucepan set over medium heat. Once the oil is hot enough, add the chilies, garlic and ginger and cook, stirring constantly, until the garlic is golden brown, about 1 minute.- Stir in the rice wine vinegar, hoisin sauce, brown sugar, chicken stock and sesame seed oil.- Next stir in the slurry, bring the sauce to a simmer and cook it until it thickens to the consistency of something like a syrup, this will be about 1 minute.- Pour the sauce over the chicken in a pan. And toss to coat.- Serve the chicken topped with scallions.
Australian Apocalyptic Fire
Australian Apocalyptic Fire. Good morning. To everyone. Now. I will make my comment on that devastating Australian Apocalyptic Fire.- As I thought to myself. Are we near to the end times. With so many forest fires, the depleting of the Ozone Layer, Smog Alerts and the extinction of animals.- I also wonder if the whole world becomes destroyed by fire and burn up.- A poem by Dolly Parton- God Knows when the end of time will come, not some fanatic... The World will end someday, but the end Of the world and the end of time are Two different things. By Dolly Parton- Military called in to help emergency workers as hundreds of wildfires rage out of control and turn the skies orange.- Helicopters and naval vessels deployed to evacuate thousands of residents and tourists trapped on beaches.- New South Wales the commissioner says it is the worst bush fire season on record.- The Australia's deadly bushfires had began from a prolonged drought that began in 2017. The Australia's bushfires have been blazing since 2019 and from wildlife experts there are about 300,000 koalas left in the world.- Although recent cooler conditions and rain have brought some control in areas. But there are more than 50 fires that are still burning in the states of New South Wales and Victoria.- An area about the size of South Korea, estimated as 25.5 million acres has been burnt up. Though Koalas are just a step above endangered, experts say, we still are not looking at the death of the species. Yet.- Reporters say the blackness, the darkness, is like the apocalypse.- And I say what a horrific and terrible catastrophe on those koalas?