46 episodes

How many times have you wanted to yell at your friends about life lessons you learned from a TV show that they don't watch? With frequent guests and plenty of booze, Lilian Tanner, Ethan Charles Abramson, and Emily Austin do just that and so much more.

First up: "Sex and the City," a show Ethan describes as "I watched it, and now I understand women." This was just as disturbing for you as it was for Lilian and Emily, so we had to investigate. So tell us, are you a Carrie, a Samantha, a Miranda, a Charlotte, or a The City? Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/no-one-will-watch-tv-with-us/support

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How many times have you wanted to yell at your friends about life lessons you learned from a TV show that they don't watch? With frequent guests and plenty of booze, Lilian Tanner, Ethan Charles Abramson, and Emily Austin do just that and so much more.

First up: "Sex and the City," a show Ethan describes as "I watched it, and now I understand women." This was just as disturbing for you as it was for Lilian and Emily, so we had to investigate. So tell us, are you a Carrie, a Samantha, a Miranda, a Charlotte, or a The City? Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/no-one-will-watch-tv-with-us/support

    SATC 3x18: The Up-My-Ass Players

    SATC 3x18: The Up-My-Ass Players

    "Cock-a-Doodle-Doo!"

    Hello, you! Strap on your scrappy, strappy sandals because jealousy is in the bedroom with racism, transphobia, and impotence, and it's getting hot-hot-hot! That's right--It's summer in the City and our favorite boyfriends Big, Aidan, Scout, and Steve join the sexcapades to tie up some loose ends with those strings that never got attached for this iconic season three finale. 

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    Emily Austin: @chemilychaustin


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    • 1 hr 30 min
    SATC 3x17: Eat Your Dinner (feat. Sydney Holmes)

    SATC 3x17: Eat Your Dinner (feat. Sydney Holmes)

    "What Goes Around Comes Around"

    Boy, things are really tough for Carrie. Najinsky gives her the stink eye and a scoundrel robs her of her Manolo Blahniks! As if single women didn't have enough to worry about! I sure hope she doesn't do anything crazy like stalk her ex-boyfriend's ex-wife. But that's just the tip of the sexburg. Samantha meets a virgin (*gasp*), Charlotte kisses the gardener, and Miranda meets a hunk with a badge. The lovely and charming Sydney Holmes (@allthingsconsydered) joins us for the penultimate episode of season 3!

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    Emily Austin: @chemilychaustin


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    • 1 hr 42 min
    SATC 3x14, 15, 16: Five-minute Recap-apalooza

    SATC 3x14, 15, 16: Five-minute Recap-apalooza

    What's sexier than a five-minute recap? Three five-minute recaps? That's pretty sexy, but I think we found something even sexier. That's right--we've combined the next three five-minute recaps into one super-sized 15 minute (more like 20 minute) combination. So sit back and relax because it's time for some eargasms.

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    Emily Austin: @chemilychaustin


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    • 20 min
    SATC 3x13: Where There Are Boobies...(feat. Ian Mather & Anne-Marie Trabolsi)

    SATC 3x13: Where There Are Boobies...(feat. Ian Mather & Anne-Marie Trabolsi)

    "Escape from New York"

    The Hustler store, the Hustler store, the grandmother way to the Hustler store! 

    This is the episode we've been waiting for. The one and only Matthew McConaughey drives his Lincoln straight through our hearts and right into our dreams as he mansplains Sex and the City to Carrie Bradshaw. That's right, the ladies have made it to Los Angeles to party with pornstars and turn down multi-million dollar movie deals. One of our favorite, very funny couples Ian Mather (@ianxmather) and Anne-Marie Trabolsi (@amtrabolsi) of the PIT's Pilots (@pilots_season) grace us once again with their hot takes and sexy sexitudes.

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    Lilian Tanner: @liliantanner

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    Emily Austin: @chemilychaustin


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    • 1 hr 50 min
    SATC 3x12: "Mmmmmm" (feat. Michael Baldwin)

    SATC 3x12: "Mmmmmm" (feat. Michael Baldwin)

    "Don't Ask, Don't Tell"

    Speed dating with the Avengers, Scottish sex, Charlotte's wedding (and her husband's broken wiener), and the moment we've been waiting for: the Carrie-Aidan confrontation. Michael Baldwin (@michaeldbaldwin) joins us as we delve into the bowels of the show's soul.

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    Emily Austin: @chemilychaustin


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    • 1 hr 34 min
    SATC 3x11: In a Humph (feat. Malorie Cunningham)

    SATC 3x11: In a Humph (feat. Malorie Cunningham)

    "Running with Scissors"

    Charlotte's wedding is almost here, which means Carrie has to do something WILD. We aren't ready for the drama. Carrie's running from her problems, and busting lips, breaking teeth, and smashing hearts along the way. Thank goodness Samantha's AIDS test and Miranda's harassment-by-sandwich give us something to laugh about. We're joined by the very funny Malorie Cunningham (@malorieac) to figure out whose fault this all is.

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    No One Will Watch TV with Us: @noonewillwatch

    Lilian Tanner: @liliantanner

    Ethan Charles Abramson: @_ethancharles

    Emily Austin: @chemilychaustin


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    • 1 hr 38 min

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