Unbitten: A Journey Through the Twilight Saga Twilight
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One of us has never read Twilight before, and the other is a self-proclaimed expert. Join us in taking a bite out of Twilight for the first time (or come back for your 17th time!) as we go chapter by chapter through the series.
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Ep 92 - Breaking Dawn Part 1: She Got Tits!
In this penultimate episode of the main series we watched Breaking Dawn Part 1 and enjoyed the hell out of it. Movie episodes are always some of our favourites so enjoy hearing our return to simping over Robert Pattinson and commentary on the amazing music choices and how NASTY pregnant Bella looks. Enjoy!
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Ep 91 - Breaking Dawn Ch. 37-39: Bibble is Your Gender
WELL WE MADE IT TO THE END OF THE BOOKS! LOOK AT US! From the Volturi non-fight to Alice's triumphant return and to their happily ever after, we arrive at the conclusion of a journey of years. But don't worry! We still have two more movies to get to!
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Ep 90 - Breaking Dawn Ch. 35-36: Volturi's Six Inch Nails
On this penultimate episode of the book (That's right! Next episode will be the final three chapters!) Bella picks up some important paperwork from our boy J, and then THE GIRLIES ARE HERE. The Volturi are giving us everything, Caius is a little bitch and the guard dogs are out. Mostly they just talk though but Aro is thriving.
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Ep 89 - Breaking Dawn Ch. 33-34: Max is a Blabbermouth
Covering chapters 33 and 34 of Breaking Dawn (how are we almost done?) we finally get to see what the hell J Jenks is all about. Bella survives her encounter in the "ghetto" and J sweats sweatily. Somehow we had the exact conversation LAST WEEK about something that happens in these chapters? I guess we're psychic!
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Ep 88 - Breaking Dawn Ch. 31-32: Smooth Undulations
Vampire Avengers Assemble! Today's episode is all our YA dreams with a cool team of hot vampires with special powers. Bella is special and talented and Stephenie Meyer does more racism! Are we even surprised at this point? No of course we aren't. Also why is all the best vampire world lore in the final 10 chapters of the final book?
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Ep 87 - Breaking Dawn Ch. 29-30: Mary Sue Cullen
Juicy plot in this episode! We read chapters 29 and 30 of Breaking Dawn and start unravelling what reason Alice might have had to leave the Cullens with no warning. Bella is... Smart? And now it is time for goo goo gaga special baby zone with Renesmee meeting the extended fam. What is up with her specialness and why does everyone love this little demon baby so much?