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00:00:00 Introduction02:02:05 Pedestrians Of Color / White People Lazily Pushing Shopping Carts08:04:13 Is This A Racist Noise I’m Making?11:07:24 Joe Biden’s MK Ultra Experiments On Meade Skelton14:22:03 Meade’s New Weightloss Method: Get Sick17:02:23 Feeding Shit, Toenails, And Feet Calluses To Your Sub Sex Slave25:23:15 Woman Asks Uber Driver If She Smells Like Fish29:45:24 Idiotic Showdown At The Border36:55:21 Sign Up For The Sideshow!38:31:18 Conjoined Twins Died (Together, Obviously)47:05:00 Taping A Mobile Phone To Your Shoe To Perv Out In The Restroom51:41:06 Man Goes Psychotic After Doctor Wrecks His Butthole58:54:22Voicemails: 206-666-4463 / Ending



















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On Today's Show:

Why Your Butt May Start Leaking Putrid Smelling Grease
Plus A Woman Plummets To Her Death And That Still Wasn’t The Worse Thing To Happen At OSU’s Graduation Ceremony
A Child Molestation Arrest Whoopsie Daisy

On Today’s Show:







00:00:00 Introduction01:32:09 My BFF Joey’s Birthday!06:31:12 Richard Simmons Posting Weird Stuff On Youtube13:28:09 Daniel Larson Got Busted By The Feds!17:33:10 Frankie Macdonald Comes Out As a BBW Lover21:26:00 Woman Called “Fat Ass” For Trying To Cancel Gym Membership25:04:24 Woman Desperately Wants To Be A Victim31:44:06 Sign Up For The Sideshow And Get More DV!34:33:02Mass Vomiting 40,000 Feet In The Air37:52:15 Never Give A Customer Your Cell Phone43:45:11 Man With No Working Limbs Arrested For Assault49:20:06Voicemails: 206-666-4463 / Ending









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On Today's Show:

- Kitara Raviche Vs Nick Fuentes. Who’s Gonna Top And Who Will Bottom in the gayest feud of the year
- Plus inhaling dried crusty semen fumes through tranny panties
- A Bitch Gets Fired For Not Going To Work And Somehow
- Ending An Argument By Shoving A Dildo Down Her Throat

On Today’s Show:







00:00:00 Introduction02:48:21 Workshopping Some New Slurs09:43:12 Making Shit Sandcastles And Taking A Hit On A Poop Bong19:38:02 Meade Has Bounced Back Up (In Weight)25:17:06 Sign Up For The Sideshow!28:34:17 Going Cannibal On The Las Vegas Strip33:11:23 You All Must Pay For Your Lack Of Enthusiastic Applause!37:24:18 Buried Penis Syndrome42:14:03Voicemails: 206-666-4463 / Ending









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On Today's Show:

Ripping Up Soiled Diapers And Spreading The Shitty Pieces All Over Your Dads Car
Plus When You Pet Pig Interrupts Your On Cam Sex Stream
Accidentally Launching A Turd Projectile
Screwing A Tooth Implant Into The Patients Brain