The Novice A Podcast for the Curiously Uninformed by Kirill Zubovsky

Gooooood Morning, Internet!
Prepare for a rollercoaster of wit, insight, and a sprinkle of absurdity in my latest episode of "The Novice"! This week, I sit down with the enigmatic Jack Kuveke, a startup founder whose recent claim to fame was his masterful act as a Venture Capitalist from Jabroni Capital. Just hit that play button and you will see what I mean.
As Jack shares his "insights" on raising funds, his disdain for non-Stanford graduates, and the peculiar importance of having a pickleball partner over an actual investment strategy, you are guaranteed to be entertained.
But wait, there's more! Halfway through the show, we drop the act and reveal the real Jack Kuveke—a brilliant startup founder turned comedian with a knack for satire and a sharp take on the tech industry. From poking fun at the absurdities of Silicon Valley to dropping truth bombs about the venture capital world, Jack keeps you entertained and enlightened.
Here’s a taste of what you’ll learn:
* Jack's unique (and hilarious) approach to investing that prioritizes Twitter over term sheets.
* The Art of Lying: Why sometimes, telling the right story is more important than cold, hard facts.
* Insider Secrets: How to break into the elite circles of venture capital by literally breaking down doors.
* Sex and Sandwiches: the ultimate motivators behind every decision.

Whether you're an aspiring entrepreneur, a seasoned founder, or just someone who loves a good laugh, this episode is a must-listen. Jack's comedic take on the high-stakes world of venture capital will leave you in stitches and maybe even make you rethink your next pitch.
Don't miss out on this wildly entertaining and informative episode of "The Novice"! Tune in now, and don't forget to:
* Listen: Your ears will thank you.
* Like: Show us some love and keep the laughs coming.
* Subscribe: Never miss a beat or a punchline.
* Share: Spread the word. The more, the merrier.
* Repeat: When in doubt, hit play again.
Catch the episode on YouTube, or where ever you get your podcasts, and join us on this delightful journey of learning and laughter.
Stay curious and keep laughing,
Kirill Zubovsky
P.S. If this episode doesn't make you want to tune in for more, the next one will. Or at least, it’ll be a good excuse to eat a sandwich. If you are on X, you can also follow me there @kirillzubovsky


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Ladies, gentlemen, and intellectually curious souls of the internet,
I am thrilled to announce a new chapter in the grand pursuit of knowledge. Welcome to The Novice Podcast a podcast where I, alongside my brilliant friends, embark on a quest to learn from the most interesting people on the planet, or maybe just your neighbor or something.
Picture this: a world where ignorance is not a burden but a starting point, where curiosity leads the charge, and where every episode leaves us all a little bit smarter (or at least more entertained, or just gives you something to do while doing the dishes ). That's the world I am building with "The Novice."
Why "The Novice"? Because it's time to embrace the fact that we don't know everything, and that's perfectly okay. I tested the water with this newsletter, and now it is also a podcast, and a YouTube Channel. Each episode, we'll dive into fascinating conversations with experts, visionaries, and all-around interesting folks who will generously share their wisdom. From cutting-edge science to timeless philosophy, no topic is too big, too small, or too outlandish.
But here's the kicker—I can't do it alone. I need you, yes you, dear reader, to join me on this journey. Here's how you can be part of our noble quest, that doesn’t require wiring millions of dollars to an offshore account:
* Listen: Tune in to our episodes and soak up the knowledge. Your brain will thank you.
* Like: Show us some love on social media. Every like fuels my determination to keep learning.
* Subscribe: Hit that subscribe button (YouTube is the best) so you never miss an episode. FOMO is real, folks.
* Share: Spread the word. Tell your friends, your family, your mail carrier. Knowledge is best when shared.
* Repeat: If all else fails, just listen to the next episode. I promise it will be worth it. It’s HILARIOUS (or offensive, depends on who you ask).
So, are you ready to embrace your inner novice and join me in this grand adventure? Let's get smarter together, one episode at a time.
Stay curious, Kirill Zubovsky
P.S. The first episode is dropping soon. Don't miss it!
p.p.s. You might notice that I already have a bunch of episodes in this podcast. That’s because I imported my old podcast so I don’t lose any of that grand knowledge. You can always listen to the library of the old episodes!
For example, tech folks would like my interview with DHH, or a chat with Anthony Eden, if you like art and music you’d enjoy the interview with Chris Ballew (aka Caspar Babypants), and a bunch more.


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Paul Davis was once a 2nd employee at Amazon, on track to earn millions. Instead of sticking around to get filthy rich though, Paul decided he did not want to wait for the life to pass him by. He chose to spend time with his family, left Amazon, and twenty years later still has no regrets. His life has been nothing but wonderful. This is Paul’s story.


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This is a story of how Anthony Edent founded DNSimple to become the fastest DNS management solution provider in the world. He built himself a company that not only cares about their customers, but also created the perfect place for their employees. They work hard, but they also do it remotely, from around the globe. How did he do it, and what lessons does Anthony have for fellow founders and entrepreneurs? It’s all in this podcast!
A few few additional resources you might enjoy:
How DNSimple was founded, a cartoon!How HTTPS works, a comic!How DNS works, a comic too :)Lastly, if you are thinking of buying a domain or switching your DNS provider, here's $5 you can use right away.


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Paul Orlando is a startup founder, entrepreneur, Director of USC Incubator Program & Adjunct Professor for the Lloyd Greif Center for Entrepreneurial Studies. Paul also has an avid interest in history, which he explores though his blog called Unintended Consequences.
Paul's writing is a delight in the times of clickbait and social media. His blogs explore peculiar concepts and require the read to think and to wonder of what is possible, without giving a clear answer.
Some popular posts include: Risk and Autonomous Vehicles, the Cobra Effect, and Don’t Touch Anything.
 
Books mentioned in this episode:
The Rise and Fall of American GrowthSurely You're Joking, Mr. Feynman!Don't make me thinkTrust me, I am lyingThe Box 
Find Paul online:
Paul on USC Marschall websiteUnintended Consequences Blog by Paul Orlando 
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David Woodland is currently a Product Manager at Facebook, previously Head of Product at Palm.com and a Product Manager at Pebble. He is a father of 4, and a Management Consultant who found product-building life in Silicon Valley to be way more attractive than spreadsheets.
On this episode we talk about his work and life balance, what it was like to work at Pebble, how his consulting career prepared him to be a great product manager and a tinkerer, how a team of 12 can launch a bran new smart phone from scratch,  how David got Stephen Curry, his childhood hero, to be the face of their company, and lastly, what it was like for him to be a Mormon in Silicon Valley.


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