Movie Dicks Podcast Gabriel Chavez and Paul Schendel

Today we Shawshank our way down the amazon river as we escape the THICK THRASHING Verial snake that is 1997’s Anaconda!

This week - we try DESPERATELY to dry our balls off as the most severe case of monkey bite and crotch rot of our LIVES infest our now numb asses as we seek the help from the Oceanographic society of Pandora to plumb the depths of Avatar - The Way of Water (aka Fern Gully 3 - Free Willzyx).

Today we disinfect the site of the orgy that is 1979's Caligula!

Today we lube up as we penetrate the 2004 schlock fest known as Blood Gnome!

This week - we Mouseketeer our way into the 2002 "Britney Spears wants to be a movie star" project called Crossroads!!!

This St. Patrick's Day - we ride the goddamn rainbow and fro pick a pot of gold as we rhyme our way across the 2000 quintuplets sequel Leprechaun in the Hood!!!!