Critically Cryptid Crytically Cryptid
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We’re three friends who like to pretend we know what we’re talking about, but we’re not here to tell you if these Cryptids are real or fake. We’d much rather argue about whether or not they COULD actually be out there somewhere, lurking in the recesses of the world, avoiding cameras, possibly sipping energy drinks or skateboarding. These creatures are going to have to pass our own high standards if they’re to be deemed plausible. Only one thing is certain: no Cryptid is safe from us.
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It's The Gowrow!
Don’t try pronouncing it. Just know that gator-dragon-marsupial is coming for you.
Thanks to David Fesliyan for the song "Get Ready" used in this episode: fesliyanstudios.com -
It's The Mongolian Death Worm!
Did you feel the Tremor coming from that Dune over there? Quick, hide in that giant peach!
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It's The Hopkinsville Goblins!
It’s a shootout with backflipping aliens in rural Kentucky. What more do you want?
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It's Flying Sky Clams!
Please hold all your giggling childish outbursts until the end.
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It's the Snallygaster!
Beaks, wings, tentacles, and a giant eyeball! It’s a Lovecraftian dream come true.
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It's the Slide Rock Bolter!
Ever seen a giant, mountain-dwelling rock whale? Neither have we.