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Over 18 years of utter stupidity! Featuring the weirdest finds from around the Internet! WTF audio, weird news stories, and NSFW comedy. A Podcast for freaks. Distorted View is one of the longest running daily comedy podcasts - Since 2004! For 30 minutes everyday, pretend you don't have a moral conscience and laugh at the inappropriate. Audio and video too extreme to go viral, the very worst of fanfic, interviews with strange and wonderful freaks, and outrageous news stories you won't find in the mainstream media.
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She Has A Leaky Balloon Knot - SIDESHOW
On Today's Show:
On Today's Show:
Scary Elderly People With Gay Porn
Plus A Murder Trial Is Spending a lot time discussing Leaking Assholes
Going to the gym just to be supportive of minorities
And Traumatized by fruit flavored gummy dicks -
Indian Scammer Pays For Grandma's Uber Ride To The Bitcoin ATM - SIDESHOW
On Today's Show:
Grandma Sends $40,000 worth of Bitcoin To Indian Scammers
Plus We say a final goodby to a chilidog loving youtard
A Bachelorette Contestant Comes Out As A Very Hairy Trans Woman
And Taking More Poz Loads -
Sticking Horrible Things In Womanly Holes
On Today’s Show:
00:00:00 Introduction02:15:22 My Tribute Song To Pastor Mannings Semen Latte04:04:01 Making Full Length Songs Out Of Commercial Music05:52:08 Alpine White Sweet Dreams Extended Version08:00:05 Today’s Dish Is Fish: MEGAMIX10:18:01 Glass Meat Clocks Full Length Song12:50:17 Teasing Cherebra Venti’s Song “I Don’t Know”13:43:23 Sticking Horrible Things In Womanly Holes18:42:10 Fired Employee Won’t Leave Office23:19:24 A Linda Finkle Hall Of Fame Deaf Rapper Nominee26:45:08 Sign Up For The Sideshow!28:04:06 Deadly Arson Followed By A Cocaine Infused Happy Meal31:31:03 Forced To Watch Elderly Ass At The RV resort34:27:04 Porn Watching In Prison39:33:10Voicemails: 206-666-4463 / Ending
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Celebrating Female Genitals
On Today’s Show:
It’s a best-of episode of DV this morning. I’ll be back later this afternoon with a NEW show. Until then, listen to this old, crusty thing.
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* Call In To The Voicemail Line: 206-666-4463
* Support Distorted View – Check out our Patreon page
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The Cunny Cream Connection - SIDESHOW
On Today's Show:
A Pubic Lice Livestream
Antagonizing Homeless People and then gunning them down for views
2024’s Pussy Cream Anthem
And Stuffing Your Husband In A Suitcase Until He Suffocates -
Significant Bowel Ejection
On Today’s Show:
00:00:00:00AdamEve.Com 50% Off! Promo FREAK00:00:35:10 Introduction00:02:18:21 Meade’s Bouncy Castle Workout00:05:16:17 Make Your Own Gooner Hypno Training Video00:08:32:02Advanced Piss Techniques Vol 200:12:37:05 Daniel Larson Update / Sex Talk00:18:21:09 Woman Finds Out Her Cosmetic Surgery Was Put On Tiktok00:24:09:15 Dat Hood Rat Raps For Donald Trump00:29:04:07 Sign Up For The Sideshow!00:30:30:03 Exploding Intestines Of Doom!00:36:37:04 Selling Cookies With Homopbic Comments On Them00:40:14:14 A Laundromat Dismemberment00:43:50:15Voicemails: 206-666-4463 / Ending
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Distorted ViewPO Box 36268Cincinnati, OH 45236
* Call In To The Voicemail Line: 206-666-4463
* Support Distorted View – Check out our Patreon page
* Get Exclusive Episodes Every Week – Become A Member Of The Distorted View Sideshow!
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Coming up on the program today, do-it-yourself Gooner Vader training videos.
Plus, when you cop so hard your bowels blow out of your stomach.
Learning advanced urination techniques and anti-gay cookies have never tasted sweeter.
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