Millennial: Pretend Adulting, Real Talk #Millennial

Welcome to #Millennial, the home of pretend adulting and real talk! 

There are 34 reasons why we’re excited today but we can’t… quite… put our finger on it… 

OH YEAH! Some small modicum of justice was finally served - and it basically cured Laura’s covid! 

Dammit Jennifer: How a CNBC reporter put us all on blast and made our bosses suspicious of quiet vacationing. THANKS FOR RUINING IT JENNIFER! 

Have we ever quiet vacationed, and is there a way to do it right? Do we actually believe the aesthetic we often see portrayed of people quiet vacationing on a beach? 

While 46% of US workers don’t take all of their paid time off due to being worried about falling behind or missing out on promotions, we’re pleased to report that 74% of listeners responding to a #Millennial poll take ALL their PTO! 

Speaking of travel, we’re a little shook at the takes some vacationers have on the unspoken rules of travel… 

Is Andrew going to hell for storing his carry-on in the overhead bin? Laura says YES. 

Seat reclining on airplanes will forever be a controversial topic, we all know where our lines are drawn in the sand. 

What are our travel pet peeves? People rushing the airline gate, getting on planes when OBVIOUSLY sick, and listening to music without headphones! 

This week’s recommendations are a HEAD CARE edition: Hims Hair Loss Treatment (Andrew), Ice face rollers (Pam), and Eye massaging masks (Laura). 


And in this week’s installment of After Dark: 

What words are people muting on Bumble nowadays, and what key words would WE mute? 

We review our own dating profiles to reflect on what is most cringe about how we present ourselves to potential dates. 

“Guess what my shitty former friend said was WRONG with me based on my Bumble BFF profile.”


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Welcome to #Millennial, the home of pretend adulting and real freelance talk!

First things first! We’re pouring one out for Laura Tee, who couldn’t make this week’s show due to COVID.

In Laura’s absence, Andrew and Pam open up about life as full time freelancers. 

Our discussion this week is inspired by a few questions we got about what it's like working in freelance full-time. We hope this chat helps anyone else out there looking to make the switch to self-employment!

We kick things off on a positive note and detail the upsides of freelancing. The perks include flexible schedules, working from home (or from anywhere you want/can!), and following your passions.

Are Pam and Andrew really happy working freelance full-time?

How do we combat the fear of knowing our jobs aren’t guaranteed in the same way that working a traditional corporate job is?

Have we ever had to chase down clients who just don’t pay us on time?

Elsewhere, the topic of 401Ks and healthcare comes up when we dig into the downsides of life as freelancers.

How do we go about securing health care? How about saving for retirement?

Ultimately, would Pam and Andrew recommend going freelance to others in the year 2024?

To wrap things up, we take a few questions from listeners:

What do we wish we knew at the beginning of our careers?

How do we show people we’re capable of doing the job they want?

How do we battle imposter syndrome?

Do we stress out about not having a consistent paycheck?

This week’s recommendations include: Wave Invoicing (Andrew) for an easy-to-use system to draw up professional invoices, and Whole Foods’ coffee bar (Pam) in lieu of chains for more affordable coffee.


And in this week’s installment of After Dark, available on Patreon and Apple Podcasts:

Our Friend Series continues, and this week we’re tackling the tough topic of lending friends money.

To kick things off, Andrew shares a personal story in relation to this week’s AD theme

Have we ever had friends ask to borrow large sums of money? And what do we do when they don’t pay it back?

What about when it comes to lower stakes instances like spotting a friend for coffee or lunch

How late is too late to ask your buddy to Venmo you back for that dinner you put on your card? Asking for a friend (no really-- we are!)


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We're taking a break this week because of the Memorial Day weekend approaching. You benefit by getting to hear an excellent edition of After Dark, in which listeners ask us questions about the life of being a podcaster: Are you afraid people close to you in your life will hear your gossip? What's the tea with your former rivals? Are you happy with the success of the Patreon? All this and more discussed in this edition of After Dark that we recorded in April!
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Welcome to #Millennial, the home of pretend adulting and real COFFEE talk!

Spencer Mahoney of Atomic Coffee Roasters joins us to talk all things coffee business, blowing up on TikTok, craft coffee culture, and more!

Whether you're a caffeine aficionado or a total newbie, Spender has recommendations for what and how you can order your next cup o' joe.

Do we really need to go to a craft shop to get a solid brew, or can we make the magic happen at home?

Do indie or "hipster" coffee shops intimidate everyone, or just us?

Spencer makes recommendations to US based on our preferred flavor profiles!

How do we prefer our coffee? On the scale of "black like my soul" to "dessert", we're closer to wanting our coffee to taste like coffee.

With the lingo that Pam is throwing down, Spencer confirms that Pam is a real barista who truly knows her stuff.

When we're not caffeinating, what drinks are we looking forward to in the summer? (Diet Coke counts as caffeination Laura, PICK SOMETHING ELSE!)

Our summer alcoholic beverages of choice: Truly (watermelon or grapefruit), High Noon pineapple vodka soda, and Red Stripe (hooray beer!)

We want to name you listeners. Stay tuned.

In this week's recommendations Pam and Laura prepare you for summer and Andrew joins the 21st century: protect your pets from the heat (or else Laura will break your car windows to rescue your furry friends), Vacation Super Spritz face mist (Pam), and the GoveeLife Smart Electric Kettle (Andrew).


And in this week's installment of After Dark, available on Patreon and Apple Podcasts:

We had so much fun with our "Surprise B***h!" revival last week, we decided to call a few more people and ask...

"What's your problem with Andrew? We're making a list."

"If Pam and Laura were drowning and you could only save one, who would it be?"

"What do you hate about the show?"


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Welcome to #Millennial, the home of pretend adulting and real talk!

The internet had some real talk for Watcher Entertainment in the wake of its announcement it was leaving YouTube and paywalling its previously free content. The response from their fans was swift and harsh, leading to Watcher rolling back its new model.

Laura's been a fan of the Watcher team for years, and was disappointed by their approach to pivot to a 100% paid subscription model. The lack of consideration for their paid supporters on Patreon and the push to put past and future content behind a paywall showed a disconnect with where their audience is at currently.

What content are we looking for from our favorite parasocial relationships? We hear it again and again - authenticity is waaaaay more important than production value.

 Reddit inspired us to take a more sunny approach towards the millennial experience by asking ourselves, "what are the best things about being a millennial?"

The internet just hit different back in our day - we all hid behind weird screen names and avatars.

Are millennials the most adaptable generation when it comes to technology?

We (especially Andrew) count our blessings that our cringiest youth moments weren't documented to be judged for all eternity. #findandrewssimsgf

Tbh we were feral as kids, roaming the neighborhood and getting into mischief until the street lights came on (and sometimes after).

We've got entertainment recs for y'all this week! 'Gen V' on Amazon Prime (Laura), 'Pen15' on Hulu (Pam), and 'Challengers' (Andrew).


And in this week's installment of After Dark, available on Patreon and Apple Podcasts:

Remember the really rude "Surprise Bitch!" segment we used to do back in the day? We're resurrecting it for After Dark.

We're randomly dialing up a few Patrons to ask them random questions like what basic thing they suck at, how they handle having a bad day, and what the last thing was they disagreed with us on.

"Andrew has bad taste in movies." -A loyal listener giving it to Andrew straight.


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Welcome to #Millennial, the home of pretend adulting and REAL ocean talk!

We're joined this week by Benjamin Hamlington, a research scientist in the NASA Sea Level and Ice Group.

Benjamin helps us to understand better how our oceans are impacted by climate change, and further how they're actually absorbing more of the impact than the public realizes.

What do rising sea levels actually mean for coastal communities?

The best thing individuals can do to contribute to moving the needle on this issue: spread the word and stay informed with reliable sources.

We also cover some of the latest headlines in the "shit sandwich" format: perfectly toasted and flavorful on the outside to prepare your palette for the shit middle.

Disney is adding channels to Disney+ - do we see ourselves using these?

The US says that TikTok parent company ByteDance must sell TikTok within a year, otherwise we'll have to go somewhere else for all our silly little fyp trends. But ByteDance says 'lol pull the fucking trigger bitch.'

Andrew can know no peace: not only is his Andrew in the Air account at risk of TikTok gets banned, the drone he uses to shoot beautiful landscapes and spy on neighbors may also get banned!

As war wages on in Gaza, nationwide student-led anti-war protests have become a fixture at colleges and universities, resulting in a ton of confusing press and numerous arrests of peaceful protesters.

The poopiest of all: Harvey Weinstein's sex crimes charges in New York overturned.

There is still some good news at the end of the day: airlines must now issue automatic refunds for delayed and canceled flights.

This week's recommendations will keep you entertained and give you a break from all this nonsense: The 6-episode series 'Knuckles' on Paramount+ (Laura), 'Degrees of Engagement' by Jennifer Hennessy (Pam), and 'The Boys' on Amazon Prime (Andrew).


And in this week's installment of After Dark, available on Patreon and Apple Podcasts:

Why you so awkward lol? How millennials have adopted 'lol' as a discourse marker to diffuse awkwardness and save face.

We source real life examples of ourselves and others using 'lol' as a "I'm hanging on by a thread, but no biggie!" moment. But we can also be petty with it...


Friendship icks: what are some potential red flags in knowing if someone is your people or not?


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