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We are the Daves You Know, or maybe not. We are a podcast focused on Minnesota United FC, but not afraid to take the piss out of you and your dumb football club.

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We are the Daves You Know, or maybe not. We are a podcast focused on Minnesota United FC, but not afraid to take the piss out of you and your dumb football club.

    Big Celery's Big Right Foot

    Big Celery's Big Right Foot

    A match against Cincinnati means that we can record a podcast in less than an hour! We start by briefly recapping the FCC match and discuss Big Celery's big right foot [3:25].

    In our Big Questions segment, we ask has anyone been good since the MLS is Back tournament [13:53] (Spoiler Alert: Not really) and ask if it even matters if MNUFC hosts a playoff match [20:45].

    Finally, we preview the CRapids [42:28] and Sporks [51:58] matches.

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    • 1 hr
    I Don't Like Making Excuses, Here My Excuse

    I Don't Like Making Excuses, Here My Excuse

    The main crew is back this evening to discuss two, extremely depressing, dropped points versus Houston [3:15]. Then it's on to the Big Questions! This week, the hell is going on with Kamara and how do we fix it [28:00] and, then it wouldn't be the Daves if there weren't multiple extended "discussions" about Heath including tactics and game planning [40:15]. They end the first half we some discussion on other United news [52:30].

    In the second half of the podcast, MLS NEWZ! [100:33] including the Supporters Shield dramz and The Athletic's recent article on MLS owners. They spend a little over five minutes discussing FCC [1:18:58] and end with the most recent Daves I Know Derby [1:24:01].

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    • 1 hr 40 min
    MJAnon Keyboard Warriors

    MJAnon Keyboard Warriors

    Just MJ & Zeller this week, so lots of awkward pauses. We keep our word and spend less than 5 minutes discussing the shitty result at Nashville [4:40].

    The guys also once again why Heath hates subs (and you fellow MNUFC fan) [12:40] as  well as Discovery Rights drama [23:09]. They also briefly touch on the shitshow that is RSL right now (always) [30:21].

    Finally in the second half we give you your Minneapolis City Minute [44:49], preview our upcoming (theoretical) matches 51:04, and answer some questions on how best to unlock Kamara and good N/A beer [1:04:15].

    This one was short and tight. Enjoy!

    • 1 hr 19 min
    Heath is All Out of Toye’s

    Heath is All Out of Toye’s

    The boys mix things up and start with United news, recapping the Mason Toye move to Montreal [4:33], before discussing a boring-ass 2-0 victory over FCC [31:10].

    The Big Questions this week concern Inchy's use of subs [46:15] and a discussion of if the team is losing fans [56:24] (Spoiler Alert: Yes).

    Then we discuss the recent events of the San Diego Loyal [1:14:49] and former Loon Collin Martin. Finally [1:31:57] a two-match week preview.

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    • 1 hr 45 min
    Horse Shit Prima Facie

    Horse Shit Prima Facie

    Two match weeks are fun... until they are not. We briefly breakdown MNUFC's one point week. First up [4:15] a dreadful performance in Columbus and then [16:49] dropped points at home to RSL.

    Then Adrian Heath has some pretty stupid quotes [33:00] and we have some pretty harsh criticism for Inchy and we question what the hell is MNUFC's offensive policy [47:20]?

    We also briefly chat the rest of the Phase 2 schedule [1:02:30] and assess the Loons playoff odds before finally getting to FC Cincinnati [1:14:30] and their manager Vin Diesel Grant Wahl Jason Statham Jaap Stam (we think this is right).

    • 1 hr 25 min
    Lights, Kamara, Action

    Lights, Kamara, Action

    Snatching a draw from the jaws of victory is classic Heath [5:17], the guys discuss the Jekyll and Hyde-ness of MNUFC and answer a couple of questions along with some choice words for our Freddy Adu's [25:30].

    Later they discuss if the style of MNUFC's play is sustainable (spoiler alert: it's probably not) and break out the Excuse-o-Meter for what excuses the team can use because the road vs home matches argument is getting stupid [47:35]

    Finally, we discuss the roster moves [1:02:14], and briefly discuss our two-match week, at Columbus [1:22:40] & home vs RSL [1:34:24]

    • 1 hr 53 min

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