We are the Daves You Know, or maybe not. We are a podcast focused on Minnesota United FC, but not afraid to take the piss out of you and your dumb football club.
Big Celery's Big Right Foot
A match against Cincinnati means that we can record a podcast in less than an hour! We start by briefly recapping the FCC match and discuss Big Celery's big right foot [3:25].
In our Big Questions segment, we ask has anyone been good since the MLS is Back tournament [13:53] (Spoiler Alert: Not really) and ask if it even matters if MNUFC hosts a playoff match [20:45].
Finally, we preview the CRapids [42:28] and Sporks [51:58] matches.
I Don't Like Making Excuses, Here My Excuse
The main crew is back this evening to discuss two, extremely depressing, dropped points versus Houston [3:15]. Then it's on to the Big Questions! This week, the hell is going on with Kamara and how do we fix it [28:00] and, then it wouldn't be the Daves if there weren't multiple extended "discussions" about Heath including tactics and game planning [40:15]. They end the first half we some discussion on other United news [52:30].
In the second half of the podcast, MLS NEWZ! [100:33] including the Supporters Shield dramz and The Athletic's recent article on MLS owners. They spend a little over five minutes discussing FCC [1:18:58] and end with the most recent Daves I Know Derby [1:24:01].
MJAnon Keyboard Warriors
Just MJ & Zeller this week, so lots of awkward pauses. We keep our word and spend less than 5 minutes discussing the shitty result at Nashville [4:40].
The guys also once again why Heath hates subs (and you fellow MNUFC fan) [12:40] as well as Discovery Rights drama [23:09]. They also briefly touch on the shitshow that is RSL right now (always) [30:21].
Finally in the second half we give you your Minneapolis City Minute [44:49], preview our upcoming (theoretical) matches 51:04, and answer some questions on how best to unlock Kamara and good N/A beer [1:04:15].
This one was short and tight. Enjoy!
Heath is All Out of Toye’s
The boys mix things up and start with United news, recapping the Mason Toye move to Montreal [4:33], before discussing a boring-ass 2-0 victory over FCC [31:10].
The Big Questions this week concern Inchy's use of subs [46:15] and a discussion of if the team is losing fans [56:24] (Spoiler Alert: Yes).
Then we discuss the recent events of the San Diego Loyal [1:14:49] and former Loon Collin Martin. Finally [1:31:57] a two-match week preview.
Horse Shit Prima Facie
Two match weeks are fun... until they are not. We briefly breakdown MNUFC's one point week. First up [4:15] a dreadful performance in Columbus and then [16:49] dropped points at home to RSL.
Then Adrian Heath has some pretty stupid quotes [33:00] and we have some pretty harsh criticism for Inchy and we question what the hell is MNUFC's offensive policy [47:20]?
We also briefly chat the rest of the Phase 2 schedule [1:02:30] and assess the Loons playoff odds before finally getting to FC Cincinnati [1:14:30] and their manager Vin Diesel Grant Wahl Jason Statham Jaap Stam (we think this is right).
Lights, Kamara, Action
Snatching a draw from the jaws of victory is classic Heath [5:17], the guys discuss the Jekyll and Hyde-ness of MNUFC and answer a couple of questions along with some choice words for our Freddy Adu's [25:30].
Later they discuss if the style of MNUFC's play is sustainable (spoiler alert: it's probably not) and break out the Excuse-o-Meter for what excuses the team can use because the road vs home matches argument is getting stupid [47:35]
Finally, we discuss the roster moves [1:02:14], and briefly discuss our two-match week, at Columbus [1:22:40] & home vs RSL [1:34:24]