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Green Blooded Bastard's Movie Commentary Podcast Green Blooded Bastard
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- TV & Film
The Green Blooded Bastard podcasts primarily feature movie commentaries. While they do not cure cancer or offer profound insights into filmmaking, they may provide a touch of humor, and be warned; I swear a lot. In addition to the free weekly movie episodes, I occasionally post side podcasts on the main feed. These include a Star Trek-focused show titled The Bastard Boldly Goes, a Battlestar Galactica series called Fat Apollo is Life, a Lois & Clark: The New Adventures of Superman commentary known as The Bastard V Lois & Clark, an ALF-themed podcast I Am, Therefore I Watch Alf, and an Ash vs Evil Dead show named Ash vs Evil Dead vs The Bastard. Sometimes, I write bad poetry, create chaos art, and am generally emo.
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Green Blooded Bastard - Naked Gun 33⅓: The Final Insult
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches The Naked Gun 33⅓: The Final Insult. This movie is about a large cocked fuckwad copper that is newly retired until they pull him back into the job and is a let down from the highs of the second one, but it still has it's moments of fun.
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Green Blooded Bastard - Deadpool 2
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Deadpool 2. This movie is about a guy named Deadpool who kills shit and still can't die. He's got a hot girlfriend, a bitter friend named after an animal and his roommate is a blind black woman... what more could you possibly ask for? Fucking CABLE that's what!
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Green Blooded Bastard - The Naked Gun 2.5 The Smell Of Fear
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches The Naked Gun 2.5 The Smell Of Fear. This movie is about a large cocked fuckwad copper that is out of his mind and somehow still saves the day and got better at being a copper.
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Green Blooded Bastard - Injustice
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Injustice. In this movie, Superman gets his feelings hurt and decides to lose his shit and bust his nut over everyone's face!
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Green Blooded Bastard - Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix. Harry proves the Dark Lord is a bitch and learns to hate the color pink.
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Green Blooded Bastard - They
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches They. This film is just not that good, but fuck it that why I watch them for you!