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Nicole & Rich are feeling a little OK, Boomer today with everyone showing up with a sigma and rizz, no cap. We get real stuck into JLo and Ben's relationship, why Bad Boys is killin’ it at the box office and how to be the better person through a divorce for the kids. Meanwhile, Rich finds out what graduation ceremonies are like these days (no whooping or hollering!) and Nicole wonders, do the curtains match the drapes when it comes to old men in Hollywood dyeing their silvers.

Today, Nicole and Rich are in their bikini/mankini and looking for some good quality 1:1 time with the kids, but not too much time with the neighbors (why can’t they get the hint to clear out?!) who love Nicole’s Live Laugh Love home decor (JK!). We hear what makes Nicole’s daughter ‘cringe’ and if Rich is the topic of Nicole’s therapy. We also meet Major Buddy!

It’s real love with a prenup! Rich & Nicole are so worried about love and marriage when someone in their 90s looks like a walking skeleton on his wedding day! But soon enough we get wistful about the icons who taught us how to read: the OG Levar Burton! You’ll hear our thoughts on which parts of our bodies we should wash (non negotiable!), kids & having a ditch day, vaping and our thoughts on authority figures and what we all actually want to know: Did Rich have a rattail in the 80s?!

Nicole & Rich are celebrating with you today for it’s the 200th Episode of Have Kids, They Said! Take a walk down memory lane, revisit the wild and wonderful topics like lactation porn, diaper bombs, testing The Mormon Soak, having Bridgerton Sex, and who could forget Tinsel Tits. Rich then tries to convince how we’re all VIPs with a TSA Pre-Check and we remember the time Nicole almost died? We also discover new ways to embarrass your kids!

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This episode Nicole & Rich get really stuck into the many reasons why we can’t have nice things, why people suck and why was Rich scammed so easily by a 7 year old?! You’ll also hear what Chuck E. Cheese and Cardi B have in common, why Nicole has a picnic blanket with her and if Rich made it to his kid's birthday party after travel delays. The woes of parenting and getting the work life balance, and plenty more!

Proving that YES we are all body and sex positive these days, Nicole & Rich are back for another week of NSFK (not safe for kids) topics but are joined by Nicole’s husband Matt Ryan for an exclusive & detailed conception story, (will they ever know for sure?). They also answer your questions about that hellhole daily grind of 5pm to bedtime, getting outside with your kids and could Rich be parent of the year?