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Ain’t Slayed Nobody is a Gold ENnie winning podcast, bringing immersive tabletop roleplaying games to your feed! We feature short campaigns and one-shots using Chaosium’s Call of Cthulhu and other systems. We know you’ll find something you love amongst our experimental blend of narrative and actual play series with horrifying, humorous, and dramatic stories. Join our Discord server to chat about the show and become a member of the Patreon posse to support our independent podcast. Supporters gain bonus content, early campaign access, ad-free episodes, and they even help us shape the story. If you enjoy any podcasts from The Glass Cannon Network, Dark Dice, The Adventure Zone, Dungeons & Daddies, Worlds Beyond Number, How We Roll Podcast, or Pretending to be People, you may like us too.
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Bleeker Trails S1 E1 - First Act
There's trouble afoot in Junction, Texas, as the first half of our new posse arrives to join Dr. Bleeker's traveling medicine show. Eli the magician, Moni the acrobat, and Patience the sharpshooter quickly realize that things ain't quite right with these new folks they're performing for, and asking about it only leads to more questions.
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Content warnings: Profanity, Violence, Harm to Animals, Alcohol, Smoking
Keeper of Arcane Lore: cuppycup
Campaign Author: Graeme Patrick
Content Editors: cuppycup, Graeme Patrick
Executive Producer, Audio Editor, Sound Designer, Music Supervisor: cuppycup
“Dead Man Walking” Theme by Cody Fry
Cover Art Designer: Ewerton Lua https://www.artstation.com/ewertonlua
Player Characters (in appearance order)
Chuck Lawrence as Eli Malcolm
Bridgett Jeffries as Moni
Rina Haenze as Patience Cartwright
NPC Voices (in appearance order)
Nic Rosenberg as Dot Liggett
cuppycup as Otis Bleeker, Floyd, William, crowd
Danny Scott as Waldo, Travis, The Compere, crowd
Will Baizer as Milford Hardpenny
Graeme Patrick as Jesse, crowd
Erika Ludwig as Luna, William’s son, crowd
Kim Dalton as Sally Winthrop
Aaron Burke as Jed Summers, crowd
Attila Puskás as Viktor
Delton Engle-Sorrell as Lucy the Boa
Thank you to all of our Patreon posse members and special shoutout to our Marshal and Bounty Hunter level patrons: Heather P., Jim D., Mikah S., Desdinova, Steven R., Cody N., Jessen, David D., Sig-Free & Roy, Brandon B., Rich P., Dan A., YouHaveABuddy, Althalos, Michael R., Kevin M., Dustin B., packhuntcr, E.M.F.D., Caolán, Nathan H., Jeff F., Lancey Pants, Michael H., Killius Manjaro, Dylan M., Tensoon's Shadow, Drew M. AngriestBirdGod, Nathanael C., firecop890, Anthony D., Stephen D., Matthew C., Mario S., Dan F., Mendacii & YankE, Call Me Dirt, Chris B.
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Bleeker Trails S1 E2 - Mortal Coil
As Eli decides what to do in the aftermath of his serpentine encounter, Patience and Moni deal with something going "bang" in the night before giving the townsfolk plenty of bang for their buck in an interesting audition. What the hell is happening in this town? How will this ragtag group come together in the end - or will they?
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Content Warnings: Profanity, Violence, Sexual Themes, Harm to Animals, Alcohol, Smoking
Keeper of Arcane Lore: cuppycup
Campaign Author: Graeme Patrick
Executive Producer: cuppycup
Content Editors: cuppycup, Graeme Patrick
Audio Editor, Sound Designer, Music Supervisor: cuppycup
“Dead Man Walking” Theme by Cody Fry
Cover Art Designer: Ewerton Lua https://www.artstation.com/ewertonlua
Player Characters
Chuck Lawrence as Eli Malcolm
Bridgett Jeffries as Moni
Rina Haenze as Patience Cartwright
London Carlisle as Julius Ruffin
Brandon Wainerdi as Chester McCoy
NPC Voices
Nic Rosenberg as Dot Liggett
cuppycup as William, crowd
Danny Scott as Waldo, The Compere, Mr. Friend, crowd
Will Baizer as Milford Hardpenny
Graeme Patrick as crowd
Erika Ludwig as Luna, William’s son, crowd
Kim Dalton as Sally Winthrop
Aaron Burke as Jed Summers, crowd
Virginia Lee as crowd
Delton Engle-Sorrell as Chester Noises, crowd
Thank you to all of our Patreon posse members and special shoutout to our Marshal and Bounty Hunter level patrons: Heather P., Jim D., Mikah S., Desdinova, Steven R., Cody N., Jessen, David D., Sig-Free & Roy, Brandon B., Rich P., Dan A., YouHaveABuddy, Althalos, Michael R., Kevin M., Dustin B., packhuntcr, E.M.F.D., Caolán, Nathan H., Jeff F., Lancey Pants, Michael H., Killius Manjaro, Dylan M., Tensoon's Shadow, Drew M. AngriestBirdGod, Nathanael C., firecop890, Anthony D., Stephen D., Matthew C., Mario S., Dan F., Mendacii & YankE, Call Me Dirt, Chris B.
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Bleeker Trails S1 E3 - Purple Velvet
Our posse becomes more involved in the medicine show as they try to figure out their places in Junction. Chester and Julius make their debut performances, with varying results, as Julius finds a new nemesis and Chester continues to terrify the townsfolk. Eli explores the animal enclosures and avoids Pinky, while Moni and Patience finally meet with Dr. Bleeker to discuss their future with the show. Will Moni's fiery performance help or hinder her prospects? Is Dr. Bleeker's snake oil responsible for the strange goings-on in town? And most importantly, can anyone pet Chester without losing a hand?
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Content Warnings: Profanity, Violence, Harm to Animals, Alcohol, Addiction
Keeper of Arcane Lore: cuppycup
Campaign Author: Graeme Patrick
Executive Producer: cuppycup
Content Editors: cuppycup, Graeme Patrick
Audio Editor, Sound Designer, Music Supervisor: cuppycup
Player Characters
London Carlisle as Julius Ruffin
Brandon Wainerdi as Chester McCoy
Bridgett Jeffries as Moni
Rina Haenze as Patience Cartwright
Chuck Lawrence as Eli Malcolm
NPC Voices
cuppycup as Floyd, Professor Bleeker, crowd
Danny Scott as The Compere, Earl, crowd
Graeme Patrick as Jesse, crowd
Erika Ludwig as Luna, crowd
Aaron Burke as Jed Summers, crowd
Virginia Lee as Gertrude, crowd
Delton Engle-Sorrell as Chester Noises, Tortoise, Hobo, crowd
Attila Puskás as Viktor
Emma Onasch as crowd
“Dead Man Walking” Theme by Cody Fry
Cover Art Designer: Ewerton Lua https://www.artstation.com/ewertonlua
Thank you to all of our Patreon posse members and special shoutout to our Marshal and Bounty Hunter level patrons: Heather P., Jim D., Mikah S., Desdinova, Steven R., Cody N., Jessen, David D., Sig-Free & Roy, Brandon B., Rich P., Dan A., YouHaveABuddy, Althalos, Michael R., Kevin M., Dustin B., packhuntcr, E.M.F.D., Caolán, Nathan H., Jeff F., Lancey Pants, Michael H., Killius Manjaro, Dylan M., Tensoon's Shadow, Drew M. AngriestBirdGod, Nathanael C., firecop890, Anthony D., Stephen D., Matthew C., Mario S., Dan F., Mendacii & YankE, Call Me Dirt, Chris B.
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Bleeker Trails S1 E4 - Tight Spot
Moni and Patience visit Lady Liggett the mystic to have their fortunes read before they officially join the Medicine Show. Meanwhile, Julius tries to get out of trouble, while Eli confronts Victor the snake handler and Chester has a very unsettling job interview with Dr. Bleeker. Will Moni pass her second interview to join the show? What are Bleeker's plans for Chester? And what in god's name is that unsettling screaming down near the tracks?
Transcript: Download
Content Warnings: Profanity, Violence, Harm to Animals, Rodents
Keeper of Arcane Lore: cuppycup
Campaign Author: Graeme Patrick
Executive Producer: cuppycup
Content Editors: cuppycup, Graeme Patrick
Audio Editor, Sound Designer, Music Supervisor: cuppycup
Player Characters
London Carlisle as Julius Ruffin
Brandon Wainerdi as Chester McCoy
Bridgett Jeffries as Moni
Rina Haenze as Patience Cartwright
Chuck Lawrence as Eli Malcolm
NPC Voices
Nic Rosenberg as Dot Liggett
cuppycup as Floyd, Professor Bleeker, crowd
Danny Scott as The Compere, Mr. Friend, crowd
Graeme Patrick as Jesse, crowd
Erika Ludwig as crowd
Aaron Burke as crowd
Virginia Lee as Professor Jane Hackett, crowd
Delton Engle-Sorrell as Hobo, Crowd and Voice Effects for Chester, Tortoise, Pigeons, Rodents
Attila Puskás as Viktor
“Dead Man Walking” Theme by Cody Fry
Cover Art Designer: Ewerton Lua https://www.artstation.com/ewertonlua
Thank you to all of our Patreon posse members and special shoutout to our Marshal and Bounty Hunter level patrons: Heather P., Jim D., Mikah S., Desdinova, Steven R., Cody N., Jessen, David D., Sig-Free & Roy, Brandon B., Rich P., Dan A., YouHaveABuddy, Althalos, Michael R., Kevin M., Dustin B., packhuntcr, E.M.F.D., Caolán, Nathan H., Jeff F., Lancey Pants, Michael H., Killius Manjaro, Dylan M., Tensoon's Shadow, Drew M. AngriestBirdGod, Nathanael C., firecop890, Anthony D., Stephen D., Matthew C., Mario S., Dan F., Mendacii & YankE, Call Me Dirt, Chris B.
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Bleeker Trails S1 E5 - Pipe Dream
While Moni and Patience deal with the literal fallout from Junction's water stop crisis, Julius arrives in College Station on his mission for Professor Bleeker. New posse member Silas joins his quest through a chance encounter in a den of sin, and the two begin a dangerous romp through the tunnels beneath Texas Agricultural and Mechanical College. What's that strange chanting sound coming from the tunnels? Who is the mysterious Silas, anyway? And just what, exactly, is going on with Dr. Hackett and her...plants?
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Content Warnings: Drug Use, Profanity, Violence, Harm to Animals, Rodents
Keeper of Arcane Lore: cuppycup
Campaign Author: Graeme Patrick
Executive Producer: cuppycup
Content Editors: cuppycup, Graeme Patrick
Audio Editor, Sound Designer, Music Supervisor: cuppycup
Player Characters
London Carlisle as Julius Ruffin
Wes Davis as Silas Jacobsen
Brandon Wainerdi as Chester McCoy
Bridgett Jeffries as Moni
Rina Haenze as Patience Cartwright
Chuck Lawrence as Eli Malcolm
NPC Voices
cuppycup as Vet Student, conductor, extras
Danny Scott as Mr. Friend, extras
Virginia Lee as Professor Jane Hackett
Delton Engle-Sorrell as Hobo, extras
Mike Perceval-Maxwell as the old man
Yma O. Munoz as Doctor Diaz
Shawn Reimer as Nolan Arnett
“Dead Man Walking” Theme by Cody Fry
Cover Art Designer: Ewerton Lua https://www.artstation.com/ewertonlua
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Bleeker Trails S1 E6 - Block Party
Back in Junction, Moni, Patience, Chester, and Eli receive assignments from Professor Bleeker, while in College Station, Julius and his new friend Silas break into the jail to try and rescue Dr. Hackett's son Ambrose. The jail is full of deadly secrets and strange folks, and even if the two posse members find their quarry, they may not like what they discover. What strange experiments are being done in the town jail? Can the posse trust anyone who offers them assistance? And can Julius get through an episode without accidentally killing someone?
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Content Warnings: Suicide, Self-Harm, Incarceration, Prison Experiments, Mental Illness with Delusions, Profanity, Violence, Harm to Animals, Rodents, Spiders
Keeper of Arcane Lore: cuppycup
Campaign Author: Graeme Patrick
Executive Producer: cuppycup
Content Editors: cuppycup, Graeme Patrick
Audio Editor, Sound Designer, Music Supervisor: cuppycup
Player Characters
London Carlisle as Julius Ruffin
Wes Davis as Silas Jacobsen
Brandon Wainerdi as Chester McCoy
Bridgett Jeffries as Moni
Rina Haenze as Patience Cartwright
Chuck Lawrence as Eli Malcolm
NPC Voices
Danny Scott as Ambrose, prisoners
Delton Engle-Sorrell as Clint, prisoners
Virginia Lee as Gertrude
Attila Puskas as Viktor, prisoner
Erika Ludwig as Luna
cuppycup as extras
“Dead Man Walking” Theme by Cody Fry
Cover Art Designer: Ewerton Lua https://www.artstation.com/ewertonlua
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