Newlyfed Game Kourtney Paranteau

Kourtney jumps on the phone to talk to Jessie Sheehan, author of Vintage Baker, and the two catch up quarantine style.

Suddenly,  1,000 miles away feels just as far as five.  Kourtney, usually adverse to phone conversations, breaths a sigh of relief when she finally hears Royce Burke's voice again.  They play Marry./Fuck/KIll with conventional grocery store snacks and compare notes.  

Wow- well my wrists are sore from performing CPR on our RSS feed but we decided to come back online in lieu of recent events.  Now rebranded under The Newlyfed Game umbrella, Kourtney and Erica are every bit as stupid as they were before and they're here to discuss their quarantine routines and who is more fuckable Jason Sudeikis or Bill Hader.  

What's smooth, gooey, pink and folded up? Well, since we both are due for waxes, the only item that matches that description are shrimp tacos! Listen as Erica and Kourtney tramp around town test driving the shrimp tacos from two L.A. seafood institutions, Coni's Seafood and Mariscos Jaliscos.

OMFG your favorite best friends take their Subaru out to the SGV once again because they have a major case of BDE for XLB.
Erica and Kourtney discus Instagram's most beloved dumpling on this week's episode!

Your favorite salty bitches take a week off of savory to get soft on you. They hop in the Subaru and drive out to Monterey Park to try the newish Big Softee and experience their incredible branding in person before they hit up Erica's all time favorite, Magpie's Softserve to remind themselves how good life can get.