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The Last President
Barron Trump is a time traveler, here is the proof: In 1896 a book was written titled 1900, Or The Last President. It's main character is named Baron Trump and his advisor is named Don. It starts when a political outsider from NYC (who lives on 5th Ave) wins the election and becomes president. And a man named Pence is in it too. Again, this book was written 124 years ago.
Dave Chappelle is canceling himself, Thanksgiving Eve, Utopia, The Undoing, and a mysterious monolith in Utah.
Feed Your Raccoons
The Raccoon Whisper has made a serious impact on KFC. So has the Real Housewives of Salt Lake City. How to know when you are washed. Will Facebook by Target? Will Walmart buy Twitter? Will Amazon buy everything? Why arranged marriages work and why Josh Richards is a genius.
Birds Aren't Real
KFC is a changed man thanks to Steve Cohen. Alex Trebek tribute. Whose death would shutdown Barstool Sports for a day? The JFK assassination and the secret drone bird conspiracy.
Late night reaction to the election (0:00-43:00), Elon's laws for Mars (43:00-51:00), the mysterious, windowless alleged bomb shelter buidling hiding in plain sight in the middle of Manhattan (52:00-1:11:00)
You're On Your Own
The Joe Rogan/Kanye West interview was a whole lot of nothing but Kanye stans will still say that he is flawless. How election polling is like the infield shift. Why Pennsylvania will pick the President.
5 Years Later
Kelly Keegs makes her triumphant return to MAILTIME! We talk about the original Mailtime, Plane Breakup, Jeffrey Toobin, when Kelly worked at the New Yorker, Britney Spears, OnlyFans, The Truman Show, and bowling alleys in the Bahamas