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Midwest Storytime Todd Kast
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Attempted preservation of the stories that were foundational in my development. Showing that stories about dildos and lapdances can be just as wholesome and groundbreaking to young adults as the books they read. Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/midweststorytime/support
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Shrimp Dick
Valentines Day is a magical made-up holiday for companies to sell things and break up the monotony of February. It also tends to be entirely one-sided in cis-gendered hetero relationships. Not the first time shrimp has swum in my belly button, and I doubt it'll be the last.
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Todd Kast
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Smelling Gay?
Have you ever smelled like sex? Have you ever been asked by your mother if you were in the closet? This story may be for those select few who can sympathize. Anal sex has a distinctive smell...
Todd Kast
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Golf Ball through a Garden Hose
Friends tend to take us places we don't want to go....but we try to have a good time anyway. Lots of drinking and lots of flirting lead to a golf ball and garden hose situation. Robbed or a prostitute?
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Re-Kidnapping Grandma
Be thankful this Turkey Day for a family that doesn't try to kidnap your Grandmother; and. then you have to go get her back. This story brought to you by dysfunctional families everywhere!
Todd Kast
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Racist Electioneer
Random run-in with a prominent member of society, who contributes and donates to build a better society....for white people. Teaching skills come in handy outside the classroom as well.
Todd Kast
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Crazy F#@! Camp Week
This story, I tell to my good friend Matt, is about my first week working at a summer camp as a camp counselor. It goes from a best friend being fired for negligence, to a kid who fucks a squirrel. You will just have to listen to it to find out if it was 'stuffed'.
Thomas Kast
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