282 episodes

The Corniest Guy you'll find. With Substance...and puns. Come "Off N Beat" W/ Clint Nelson.
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Off N Beat W/ Clint Nelson Clint Nelson

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The Corniest Guy you'll find. With Substance...and puns. Come "Off N Beat" W/ Clint Nelson.
Spotify Link Below: (Follow the Show, Hit Notifications, & Leave a 5 Star Review.
https://open.spotify.com/show/0Pff6CCvQHDko1d1E4m4pJ?si=407a967931494545Please Leave a Review on Apple Podcasts to help grow the show. Link Below.
https://podcasts.apple.com/ie/podcast/off-n-beat-w-clint-nelson/id1571800900GoSubscribe to the "Off N Beat" YouTube Page with Link Below:
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC-IWGM6sizfFEBpqL2iWMmw

    #281 -"No Airbags, We Die Like Real Men" | Job Morality, Stimulation , Benefits Of My "Culture"

    #281 -"No Airbags, We Die Like Real Men" | Job Morality, Stimulation , Benefits Of My "Culture"

    In Episode 281, Clint Opens His Legs About:
    (0:00) "No Airbags,We Die Like Real Men"
    (9:20) Intro to the Pod! (Follow, Subscribe,etc)
    (10:10) 3 Year Anniversary of the PodCast
    (16:15) George Clooney's "Up In The Air" Takeaways (Deep Dive)
    (17:25) Morality of "Firing" People
    (22:10) Having a Bank Account & 401K Scam Rant
    (25:42) Tipping a Waitress Through CashApp.
    (29:08) (Rant Alert) Restaurants that Make You Scan QR Code to see the Menu!
    (32:46) "Too Much Stimulation Aggravates Me"
    (44:56) 80 yr olds Can't Provide Guidance
    (46:20) Benefits Of My "Culture" & More!
    https://youtu.be/DCdK9IiN5M0 ( Link to Video Podcast)

    • 56 min
    #280 - "They Have Wrinkles on Their Face, I Have Wrinkles On My Clothes" | I wanna move to Tampa

    #280 - "They Have Wrinkles on Their Face, I Have Wrinkles On My Clothes" | I wanna move to Tampa

    In Episode 280, Clint gets Old AF About:
    (0:00) I wanna move to Tampa (8:45) Intro to the Pod! (like, follow, subscribe) (9:43) trusting your intuition 13:20) power of imagery in your head (14:50) Clint Kills a bug Live (15:50) BACK To The Show!! [why the sudden desire to move?] clint breaks himself down in real time (31:18) dangers of "Sleepovers" (38:48) "I would be a GREAT Babysitter..but i wouldn't enjoy it" (42:04) whats your personality Quiz (42:38) Mistakes from "Wannabe" Leaders + my experience being in a Leadership Position & More!https://youtu.be/WxcZAOoYL38 (Link to Video version of this podcast Ep)

    • 56 min
    279 - "Starch Of The Show" | Charity Is For Poor People, I'm Anti Donation At Restaurants

    279 - "Starch Of The Show" | Charity Is For Poor People, I'm Anti Donation At Restaurants

    In Episode 279, Clint Gets Cooking about:
    (0:00) Being the "Starch of the Show" (1:39) Childish to wanna be called "Daddy" (3:07) punishing your kids with dumbbells (5:45) 2 dudes combining DNA (7:30) Intro to the Pod! (follow, subscribe, etc) (9:55) Plasma TV Theory (10:25) Being Anti Donation at fast food restaurants (15:25) Bad squidward Joke (17:02) Earthquakes Are Manually Controlled (Conspiracy Time) (20:18) Drinking Apple Cider Vinegar & homemade cleaning products (25:29) OJ Simpson Defence : "Crime Of Passion" (26:20) Image Obsessed Celebrities (35:29) Dj Vlad Incriminating Interviews + Diddy being a Undercover CIA Agent (37:56) Nicki Minaj Arrest In Amsterdam For "Pre Rolls" (39:35) Why Meek Mill? (42:28) Drake's "Sriracha Noodle" Struggle (44:04) J Cole & Miguel is an Underrated All Time Collab & More!https://youtu.be/h0NE96uBtLE (Link to Podcast Ep. on youtube)

    • 57 min
    #278 - Self Checkout Issue In America

    #278 - Self Checkout Issue In America

    In Episode 278, Clint Goes Ballistic about:
    (0:00) "Rough Around The Edges" (opening Monologue) (2:39) Self Checkout Issue In America (Rant Alert) (8:45) Intro to The Pod! (Like,Follow, subscribe) (9:38) Paid Programming is why your parents wanted you to go to bed (15:42) Kendrick Stans avoid his "Alleged" Dirty Laundry (22:08) Does Skin Complexion during "Conception" effect the baby? (27:55) Wife cheating on you with a 5th grader (29:05) "if i was a woman.." (30:45) dad's paying prostitutes to lose their sons virginity..is it wrong? (35:30) "friends are for people with no hobbies" (40:40) Young men \ older woman double standard perception (49:55) Debunking "Guys are Visual Creatures" & More!https://youtu.be/h3WoHru0u84 (Link to Podcast on Youtube)

    • 56 min
    #277 - "Exposing Culture" | Drake V.S. Kendrick Beef, Tom Brady Roast, Bodybuilding V.S. Modeling

    #277 - "Exposing Culture" | Drake V.S. Kendrick Beef, Tom Brady Roast, Bodybuilding V.S. Modeling

    In Episode 277, Clint Puts it On the Double with Cheese About:
    (0:00) Blessings (1:30) Being Forced to watch Meg The Stallion with Another Lady Is Some Good Trauma (5:50) Drake V.S. Kendrick Rap Beef Has Concluded! Who Won? (9:38) Exposing Culture: is it worth it? (12:20) Intro to the Pod! (subscribe, follow, etc) (13:20) "you always find the good in everyone" (17:43) Tom Brady Roast: "Who The F*** knew this was happening?" (21:31) Bodybuilding has Replaced Modeling (29:20) The Laundromat Rant! (43:31) "Dying over Pride is Worth it" & More!https://youtu.be/jGtZrERKR9I (Link to This Episode's Video Version)

    • 54 min
    #276 - "Add Sprinkles, Avoid Dusty's" | Sprinkle Sprinkle Vs Drizzle Drizzle, Companionship & Racism

    #276 - "Add Sprinkles, Avoid Dusty's" | Sprinkle Sprinkle Vs Drizzle Drizzle, Companionship & Racism

    In Episode 276, Clint Drizzles Some Truth about:
    (0:00) "Drizzle Drizzle" V.S. Sprinkle Sprinkle" [opening monologue] (9:10) Intro to the Pod! (Subscribe, Follow, Etc) (11:15) Lube Flavored Jello (12:30) "I miss that good Sweat" [getting too fit] (19:55) SuS Take on Companionship & Racism (25:19) NBA Playoffs Update (26:10) Jontay Porter Took "Betting on Himself" Literally (34:27) "We're to Blame" for Gambling being more Lucrative than the thing being betted on. (41:20) Drake's 2 Diss tracks towards Kendrick Lamar & More!https://youtu.be/OudJtwnIW8Q (video link to Video Version)

    • 56 min

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