2 jews & a Microphone Rodney Blagojevich

One co-host goes to the Motherland and the other asks about it | Falafel - Palestinians battle the Jewish Israelis in the only fight that matters | Frying chickpeas is a stain on Vegetarianism | Boosters - Sign up for your weekly shots now | Masks - Why the Ashkenazi girls love 'em | How "I'll look it up" has destroyed the casual conversation | Lindsey Buckingham and the wet dream | Dreidel is just another made-up custom by modern Jewish missionaries and their Gambling in-laws | Dutch Ice Skaters never get camel toe

Guest co-host Ragnar discusses why he allows his 8 year old to watch horror movies which invariably leads to discussions on the following:


The pussification of America's youth (trigger warning: pussification does not refer to genitalia but the co-opted version meaning "weak beyond reason")
The inherent comedy within all horror
A Child influenced by Michael Meyers & Jason Voorhees (not a gay couple) is the most loving child you'll meet
Confirmation Bias and why blacks still continue to be the first ones killed on said movies
What if the educated elite have been thinking about child raising completely wrong
Another anal exam story
Solving sub-Saharan poverty through the introduction of Fantasy literature
What Harry Potter could learn from a self published Amazon fantasy author
Why literary critics don't really understand the purpose of literature in the modern age
Convincing the US government to become a show sponsor

Not one of Shlomo & Moshe's better ones. They inappropriately discuss doing podcasts for the Homeless and what topics they might discuss. A conversation about the miseries of childcare, and how nobody really wants to take care of their own kids. A re-cap of a guys trip to the Dominican Republic will excite no one. Disillusionment over the global disappearance of restaurant menus and what that portends for humanity. Learning to ice skate as an adult while managing a burgeoning erection. Halloween - the iconic American holiday bankrolled by the Dental Illuminati. And of course, a shout out to the Peanut Gallery.

Dad Jokes - What's wrong with that | Girl Scout Cookies | Caucasians - The New Asians | Living Close to a Trader Joe's means something...about you | A Squat - Not much difference between the dwelling and the deuce | Police - Are they really Dicks or are you simply not understanding | Medicaid Boob Jobs | Covid Traveling | The Deception of Cottage Grove | Never Getting Excited | Straight Men Acknowledge Other Men are Attractive | If a group of guys travels, one always ends up in trouble, but only one |

Code Switching - The Hosts' Real Identities revealed | Finally getting Listener Number 10 | Papaya Pie feels better than Apple Pie, allegedly | Who is the Master of the Thermostat | Confirmation Bias against the Window Air Conditioner | Mimes - An Excuse to Rage | Murders in the Neighborhood - A Story of a girl and her suitor | Crossing Neighborhood Boundaries and Surviving | Playing the Long Game and still not Converting | What's the latest with the 'Vid' | Masks - Do you assume the person is better or worse looking than they actually are

The High Holiday season overwhelms the hosts who find too many topics related to Jewish holidays. Our Muslim fan base may want to skip this episode. Norm Macdonald Died - Was he really a Jew | Online communities and their threads - Is it ok to post and never participate in the group | Reddit threads - Giving the Retired, independently wealthy and chronically unemployed something to do | Why leave on online review - is it just for Jews? | Selfie Accidents - Probably done by a Jew | Mexican food - Why is it so bad in Europe? The Jews? | Spandex Cyclists - Were they always A**holes? | Sukkot - What the heck is it? | The Camaro Orthodox and why their women don't talk to phallus wearers | My Friend Shlomo | Muslims make Jews look like terrible fasters | Other Podcasts - why you may want to consider something else